Caenorhabditis Elegans' practice of mental welfare

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:25 am

[QUOTE=Sytze]That is the problem. My smile looks to flirtatious, causing women to feel intimidated by me.[/QUOTE]
I think it's the endurance problem you mentioned earlier, CE

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:27 am

[QUOTE=moltovir]- CM, with his doubts whether he should follow his Islamic beliefs or his perverted mind[/QUOTE]

Since when was that a problem?

Show me a man who is not perverted and I shall show you a chicken with 27 feet and 3 heads and a body like Angelina Jolies'.

Secondly I do believe I already tortured daily for my perverted nature. But you would have to ask WR if she is willing to share

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:31 am

[QUOTE=Sytze] And here I thought men needed at least two to three young women. What's happening to this world?

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Thats what I thought, girls always passed out after the first hour or two and I got stuck all sorts of frustrated. Just needed to find one that doesn't wear out so easily is all.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:33 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]Thats what I thought, girls always passed out after the first hour or two and I got stuck all sorts of frustrated. Just needed to find one that doesn't wear out so easily is all.

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LMAO!! That is why i believe in the rule of three. If a woman needs one man, i need 3 women. If she needs two men, i need 6 women. See we are both happy and this way Magrus you can always choose which one you want when and where

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:44 am

[QUOTE=CM]LMAO!! That is why i believe in the rule of three. If a woman needs one man, i need 3 women. If she needs two men, i need 6 women. See we are both happy and this way Magrus you can always choose which one you want when and where

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My girl *did* say I should find someone else for my deviant thoughts of breakfast in bed...thats permission to bring someone else into it right?

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:51 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]My girl *did* say I should find someone else for my deviant thoughts of breakfast in bed...thats permission to bring someone else into it right?

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But of course. It was her idea even. Since women always want to be listened to, you are listening to her and also doing what she said. You are doing this for herself, not for you

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:58 am

[QUOTE=CM]But of course. It was her idea even. Since women always want to be listened to, you are listening to her and also doing what she said. You are doing this for herself, not for you

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Good, I needed help with that, my consciense went silent on that issue. Thanks for taking his place.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:00 am

Don't worry. If you ever need your conscience dealt with let me know. I know some Taliban who are out of work and need cash.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:12 am

[QUOTE=CM]Don't worry. If you ever need your conscience dealt with let me know. I know some Taliban who are out of work and need cash.[/QUOTE]

I think my conscience hides and watches porn all day actually. If he gets out of line though, I'll keep that in mind.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:14 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]I think my conscience hides and watches porn all day actually. If he gets out of line though, I'll keep that in mind.

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Hmm i think the Taliban would rather join your conscience then hunt him down and kill him. There space up there for a good 300 sexually frustrated taliban?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:22 am

[QUOTE=CM]Hmm i think the Taliban would rather join your conscience then hunt him down and kill him. There space up there for a good 300 sexually frustrated taliban?[/QUOTE]

Nope, but if my goverment was smart they'd drop porn all over the world and cure terrorism. If I'm frustrated I cure it, not get angry at other people.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:28 am

Locke Da'averan wrote:i'm 21 187cm 84kg and usually everyone notices that i'm a human male .. so what's the exams..?

First your application must be accepted, the places are limited. Please send your CV, your body measurements and two full body nude colour photos of yourself to me. One of the nude photos should be taken from the front, the other from the side. A panel of experienced female health care professionals including myself will then judge your application.

Yeltsu]CE I have a problem! I don't know what my problem is! [/quote] Oh wrote:*two sturdy 100 kg nurses in white coats appear and drag Yeltsu away*[/i]

Luis]I mean... she always tell me she loves me... and stuff... in my dreams.. or when I have a pill... green pill... not purple wrote:
You are taking too many pills, Luis, and you are clearly having delusions about Brynn. Bad case We must first clean out all those pills you have been taking, so follow this nice lady to the cellar. She will take care of you.

*a 120 kg nurse appears and drags Luis away.

Sytze] That is the problem. My smile looks too flirtatious wrote:
So you are just ugly then? I'm sorry, I have no treatment for that. I can write you a prescription to a good plastic surgeoun I know, though.

Could well be. I was considering to let one of my nurses test it, but they all ran away when they saw Sytze...

Magrus] Thats what I thought wrote:
They may be playing dead in order to get rid of you. Some girls are too polite to just walk away. Or you may just need to sharpen your selection criteria.

CM]If a woman needs one man wrote:
Alas, poor Fas, I understand that's the kind of delusions you try to keep because you're in fact not getting any It's too bad I hope you are strong enough to cope with they day when reality will discourage you and shatter your illusions.
Make sure Winter Rose has plenty of good books to read.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:35 am

[QUOTE=C Elegans]They may be playing dead in order to get rid of you. Some girls are too polite to just walk away. Or you may just need to sharpen your selection criteria.[/QUOTE]

No, based on the reaction I get when they wake up next to me, I doubt that one. If they're acting they obviously think I'm a way to get a Grammy or something.

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:01 am

I sense a clear case of gender bias. You're discriminating, woman!

[QUOTE=C Elegans]So you are just ugly then? I'm sorry, I have no treatment for that. I can write you a prescription to a good plastic surgeoun I know, though. [/QUOTE]
How did you got from being too flirtatious and intimidating towards women to being ugly? I do not follow. I doubt your capabilities.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:05 am

[QUOTE=Sytze]I sense a clear case of gender bias. You're discriminating, woman!

How did you got from being too flirtatious and intimidating towards women to being ugly? I do not follow. I doubt your capabilities.

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Should put ativan (sp?) in her coffee. Last doctor that got snippy with me got that on my way out of the office.

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:12 am

bah, I'm spelling horribly today!

What does that stuff do? Make her think she's a man? From the sound of it, a worse punishment for CE isn't available.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:17 am

[QUOTE=Sytze]What does that stuff do? Make her think she's a man? From the sound of it, a worse punishment for CE isn't avaible.

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Ha, no my doctor made me carry the pills around. They were sedatives. I didn't need them except to calm me down after a visit with him the idiot. He really irritated me one day so I dropped 3 in his coffee while he had to go out of the office to get a file and he had to go home for the rest of the afternoon after our meeting.

She might dig being a guy considering how much she enjoys them and all.

winter rose · Post by **winter rose** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:55 am

[QUOTE=CM]
Secondly I do believe I already tortured daily for my perverted nature. But you would have to ask WR if she is willing to share

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To think I do not even try.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:57 am

[QUOTE=C Elegans]Alas, poor Fas, I understand that's the kind of delusions you try to keep because you're in fact not getting any

It's too bad

I hope you are strong enough to cope with they day when reality will discourage you and shatter your illusions.
Make sure Winter Rose has plenty of good books to read.

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Of course i am not getting any. To get any would be to insult God and be sinning. Sinning though is fun, so maybe getting God upset would be fun as well. You never know.

Shatter what illusions? I am allowed to have 4 wives. There is nothing stating that they can't all be in bed with me at the same time

I bet she does that ice queen that she is

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:02 am

[QUOTE=C Elegans]
You are taking too many pills, Luis, and you are clearly having delusions about Brynn. Bad case

We must first clean out all those pills you have been taking, so follow this nice lady to the cellar. She will take care of you.

*a 120 kg nurse appears and drags Luis away.
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Why is always me? I mean... I dont want to take pills, but they call me. Like "Luis... Luuuiiiisssss... Come here... it is time..." I know it is not time, the doctor always told me to have only one pill a day, I have four... seven when I'm really nervous, the good thing is that I fake the document to retrieve the pills in the pharmacy, so... you know... well, they call me. Just like Brynn...

Hello nurse... Will you call me too? I guess I'll be tired after treatment.