101 Reasons why it's nice to not have an "appendage" (no spam)

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:10 pm

23.) Women don't have to worry about not being able to perform and hearing the "It happens to lots of girls" speech.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:10 pm

24) premature ejaculation

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:14 pm

[QUOTE=Chimaera182]23.) Women don't have to worry about not being able to perform and hearing the "It happens to lots of girls" speech.[/QUOTE]

Hey, would you rather we said, "Well the last guy I was with performed like a raging bull on steroids" :laugh:

We are just trying to be sensitive you know...

Anyway, continue

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:15 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Hey, would you rather we said, "Well the last guy I was with performed like a raging bull on steroids" :laugh:

We are just trying to be sensitive you know...

Anyway, continue

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Er....isn't it the guy who says that?

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:20 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Hey, would you rather we said, "Well the last guy I was with performed like a raging bull on steroids" :laugh:

We are just trying to be sensitive you know...

Anyway, continue

[/QUOTE]
ROFL. Well, yeah. I wanna hear about that.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:25 pm

[QUOTE=Chimaera182]20.) Women don't have to worry whether their partner actually got off.[/QUOTE]

Nonsense, that's been quite a problem in my past relationships as a matter of fact. Courtesy of those medications I was forced to take. Meh, it works out well sometimes, but man, is it hell on wanting a quicky.

25. You don't have to worry about sitting on your parts. (It hurts when your drunk and drop onto a chair!)

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:25 pm

26 Your performance benchmark is not "a raging bull on steroids"

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:31 pm

[QUOTE=Lestat]26 Your performance benchmark is not "a raging bull on steroids"

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ROFLMAO!

27.) A woman doesn't have to worry about putting someone's eye out with it.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:34 pm

[QUOTE=Chimaera182]ROFLMAO!

27.) A woman doesn't have to worry about putting someone's eye out with it.[/QUOTE]

*looks worried and confused*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:37 pm

28. Owing to certain biological realities, threesomes are much more fun for women

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:38 pm

29 - women need not to worry about shape or orientation of the appendage itself

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:39 pm

30 - womens need not to worry about size. In fact, the smaller, the better

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:40 pm

31. Less risk when getting over a barbed wire fence...

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:41 pm

Luis Antonio wrote:29 - women need not to worry about shape or orientation of the appendage itself

:laugh: I wouldn't go quite that far. No, not at all.

30 - womens need not to worry about size. In fact, the smaller, the better

*snickers* Are you drunk? :laugh:

dragon wench wrote:28. Owing to certain biological realities, threesomes are much more fun for women

You've never had to deal with crying females after a threesome, have you?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:43 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]
*snickers* Are you drunk? :laugh:
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Worst: I'm with two she-spammers at the same time on MSN. What would you expect?

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:46 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]You've never had to deal with crying females after a threesome, have you?[/QUOTE]
lmao that's great. Yeah, though, I never saw the big thing for threesomes for women.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:46 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]You've never had to deal with crying females after a threesome, have you?[/QUOTE]

No. All of my experiences have been rather positive actually

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:46 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Worst: I'm with two she-spammers at the same time on MSN. What would you expect?

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*ponders* Many things come to mind, and all of them involve some innapropriate mental image. Drunk was a better option.

@ DW, never got into having more than one partner simultaneously...in the same room.... However, last threesome I bumped into involved a friend sobbing in my lap.

Suppose that's what happen when you get into a situation with your ex boyfriend and his new girl.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:48 pm

[QUOTE=Chimaera182]lmao that's great. Yeah, though, I never saw the big thing for threesomes for women.[/QUOTE]

Depends on the set up.... Think... one woman, two guys :devil:

And that is all I'm saying on the matter

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:48 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]*ponders* Many things come to mind, and all of them involve some innapropriate mental image. Drunk was a better option.[/QUOTE]

Try safest, instead

@Mag: Why was the girl crying after the threesome?