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Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 1:02 pm
by Stoner Cold
get over here, boy, so i can stomp a mudhole in ya
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 1:05 pm
by Waverly
Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>Are you saying he is more dangerous than yourself? <suspicious look></STRONG>
Much! Didn't you read the topic? As a young woman who has accepted flowers and a bone cruching hug from this deviant, you should be afraid
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 1:06 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
Yes Craig has alot of fun with his balls.
Yo momma pulls out your balls.
Yo momma.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 1:07 pm
by Darkpoet
Not to mention cooking recipes.
Flowers Minerva.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 1:07 pm
by Craig
which one?
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 1:12 pm
by Minerva
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Much! Didn't you read the topic? As a young woman who has accepted flowers and a bone cruching hug from this deviant, you should be afraid
</STRONG>
But you admitted you didn't fully honest with us. So how can I trust you?
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 1:17 pm
by Waverly
I am worried you all are not taking this seriously. Following are the Federal Charges filed against Darkpoet:
- Crossing state lines with gerbils in his pockets.
- Trafficking in contraband opium poppies.
- Sodomizing domestic livestock.
- Sodomizing non-domesticated livestock.
- Sodomizing himself with a Maglight in the gift isle of Sears.
- Fornicating with produce.
- Molesting Barbie dolls.
- Operating an illegal internet site specializing in kitten porn.
- Irritating Waverly with
another transparent ‘goodbye forever’ prank
@Minerva: I was undercover. I regret the deception.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 1:22 pm
by Minerva
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>
I am worried you all are not taking this seriously...
@Minerva: I was undercover. I regret the deception. </STRONG>
I cannot believe you, I'm afraid. You betrayed my trust.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 1:22 pm
by Darkpoet
Those are all lies except for the last one.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 1:25 pm
by Waverly
DP: Those are just the Federal charges. The states have some interesting accusations of their own...
Minerva: I was so far undercover even
I was not told.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 1:28 pm
by Minerva
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Minerva: I was so far undercover even
I was not told.
</STRONG>
Whatever you say, I don't believe you.
<In tears>
I... I thought yyyou weerree mmmyy ffrienndd... <broke down>
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 1:28 pm
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>DP: Those are just the Federal charges. The states have some interesting accusations of their own...
Minerva: I was so far undercover even
I was not told.
</STRONG>
Yeah you were so undercover, your head was up something.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 1:30 pm
by Darkpoet
Good going Waverly. Now you made her cry. Nice, nice job. Make the lady cry. What did she ever do to you?
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 1:39 pm
by Waverly
I find it interesting that rather than be appalled at Darkpurposes crimes, Minerva is more concerned that I had to go undercover to track him.
Perhaps this is Stockholm syndrome at work, or just maybe she is Bonnie to his Clyde
edit: of course I am, Minerva
[ 05-10-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 1:41 pm
by Darkpoet
Maybe you didn't do enough investagating.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 1:44 pm
by Minerva
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>I find it interesting that rather than be appalled at Darkpurposes crimes, Minerva is more concerned that I had to go undercover to track him.
Perhaps this is Stockholm syndrome at work, or just maybe she is Bonnie to his Clyde
edit: of course I am, Minerva
[ 05-10-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]</STRONG>
<Cries even harder>
Yyoouu eevvven dddoubt I II am a pppparrt of of tthhhee cccrriimme...
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 1:58 pm
by Stoner Cold
ill b your friend minerva
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 1:59 pm
by Darkpoet
Don't worry Minerva, I'll take good care of you.
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 2:05 pm
by Minerva
Posted: Thu May 10, 2001 2:09 pm
by Craig
Minevra ill be your friend no mater what!!!
