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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu May 10, 2001 12:10 pm

My friends, I do apologize for getting to know you under false pretenses, I have come to enjoy your company very much. The sad truth is I have been working for much of this time. My real name is William Witz and I am a Special Agent working out of the FBI field office in Detroit. Please take a close look at the following picture…

Christoff Neander:

This dangerous predator has been at large for 12 years. His most recent alias is the internet persona you will know as Darkpoet. Please listen carefully, he has once again evaded our grasp. Anyone who has had contact with him is in grave danger. His typical methodology is to befriend a young woman, often by appearing naïve and harmless. He does tremendous detective work, putting together the sparsest of details to locate his selected victim. If you feel Christoff Neander, aka Darkpoet has taken an unnatural interest in you, I advice you to block any further communication and contact me immediately. My information states that he has changed location recently but is still very much online.

Thank you all, and take care,
Special Agent W. Witz

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 12:13 pm

You will never catch me, Waverslappy Witz.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu May 10, 2001 12:13 pm

I thought you had been busy, Waverly...

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu May 10, 2001 12:14 pm

Isn't that pic to big for the board?won't it slow it down?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu May 10, 2001 12:16 pm

Originally posted by craig:
Isn't that pic to big for the board?won't it slow it down?

Craig, there is no time for your petty criticism. In case it has escaped you attention, he is online right now...

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu May 10, 2001 12:17 pm

The FBI never slows down. Ever since J Edgar Hoover wore his first tutu, the FBI has been the symbol for quiet, nimble grace and subtle sabotage!

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 12:17 pm

I just stole all Craig's pokemon cards. WEEEEEEEEEE

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu May 10, 2001 12:21 pm

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
I just stole all Craig's pokemon cards. WEEEEEEEEEE

FBI has been fooled by this man, then...

I wonder how the tax payers will feel about in the US...

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 12:23 pm

Waverly/Witz has been on the case for ten years, and he still hasn't caught me.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu May 10, 2001 12:23 pm

Minerva: He only pretends to be simpleton. Do not be fooled.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu May 10, 2001 12:24 pm

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
I just stole all Craig's pokemon cards. WEEEEEEEEEE

Did you know dark praying-for-his-life angry thing come in pokemonless craig shape packetege

"AGGGRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(warcry)"

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 12:26 pm

Sorry Craig, I gave them to a homeless child, who didn't have anything. I give him Waverly/Witz's watch too.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu May 10, 2001 12:31 pm

How dare you insight the wrath of The Craig, now you shall feel the pain
*Craig goes for the balls but doesn't puch he grabs and rips them out and starts jugguling* He He craig have fun.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu May 10, 2001 12:31 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Minerva: He only pretends to be simpleton. Do not be fooled.

I never thought he was a simpleton. I wasn't fooled by him.

Have you...?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 12:39 pm

Originally posted by craig:
How dare you insight the wrath of The Craig, now you shall feel the pain
*Craig goes for the balls but doesn't puch he grabs and rips them out and starts jugguling* He He craig have fun.

Darkpoet laughs at Craig. Because, Craig just realized he pulled out his own balls.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu May 10, 2001 12:43 pm

Originally posted by Darkpoet:

Darkpoet laughs at His own mum. Because, His own mum just realized she pulled out her own ****.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu May 10, 2001 12:56 pm

@Minerva: I am glad you say you were not foolded by him. I hope you are correct on this count. He is a dangerous, vile, fiend...

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 12:58 pm

Darkpoet takes back all the pokemon cards and burns them.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu May 10, 2001 1:00 pm

*TARES OUT DPS BALLS FOR GOOD*

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu May 10, 2001 1:00 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
@Minerva: I am glad you say you were not foolded by him. I hope you are correct on this count. He is a dangerous, vile, fiend...

Are you saying he is more dangerous than yourself? <suspicious look>