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Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Minerva: no interested in joining my court? I weep. Perhaps you could just stand behind my throne and rub my royal shoulders… give it some thought.</STRONG>

Hmmm... <Minerva thinks about this offer for ten seconds>

I know!!

I would love to see you weep.

Aegis, I don’t know what you mean to say with that statement, but I presume you have enough rope to hang yourself with, and I humbly submit that it would be the gentlemanly thing to do.

Minerva, your beauty is enough to make the observant man weep for pure joy that such a creature exists in the world. (tell me if this is working *evil grin*)

Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Aegis, I don’t know what you mean to say with that statement, but I presume you have enough rope to hang yourself with, and I humbly submit that it would be the gentlemanly thing to do.

Minerva, your beauty is enough to make the observant man weep for pure joy that such a creature exists in the world. (tell me if this is working *evil grin*)</STRONG>

You should know just as well as any other "original" spammer that I've been hanging myself since the begining... I'm starting to see a bit of a downside to it...

@Waverly - You're making him bring his own execution note to the executioner?

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
<STRONG>@Waverly - You're making him bring his own execution note to the executioner? </STRONG>

How Zen.... Or would that be cold? Oh well, either way it's all good..

Shadow: Yes, of course. It’s easiest that way. All of my loyal servants eventually will be presented with the opportunity to give their lives for my amusement… err… I mean my noble cause.

*scribble hastily*
Here, you must deliver this to the head torturer as soon a possible.

Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Minerva, your beauty is enough to make the observant man weep for pure joy that such a creature exists in the world. (tell me if this is working *evil grin*)</STRONG>

Oh, how lovely. Thank you.

Anything more can you say?

@Shadow: You don't ask things like that, if you are a spammer...

Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>Oh, how lovely. Thank you.

Anything more can you say?

@Shadow: You don't ask things like that, if you are a spammer... </STRONG>

He is still young in the ways of Spam, oh wise one... Give him time, and he shall become greater in the path of true glory...

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>He is still young in the ways of Spam, oh wise one... Give him time, and he shall become greater in the path of true glory... </STRONG>

You sound as if you are good at spamming...

Stick to your story writing, Aegis. You are good at it, but, as for spamming, you still have plenty of room for improvement.

Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>You sound as if you are good at spamming...

Stick to your story writing, Aegis. You are good at it, but, as for spamming, you still have plenty of room for improvement. </STRONG>

I do not post to spam, I post to enlighten... If that makes me a bad spammer, well...

Ah, why is at always the Canadians who come to enlighten the huddled masses?
Its a worthy cause Aegis, best of luck in this court of odd perversions...

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>I do not post to spam, I post to enlighten... If that makes me a bad spammer, well... </STRONG>

Enlighten!? That makes you even worse at it. Stick to spam, then...

Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>Anything more can you say? </STRONG>

Fishing for compliments now, wise beauty? I’d be much more inclined if I got that shoulder rub we talked about. Even more so if you did it in a bikini. *ducks and runs out of his own throne room*

Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>*scribble hastily*
Here, you must deliver this to the head torturer as soon a possible.</STRONG>

I thought you said your loyal servants gotta do it

Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Fishing for compliments now, wise beauty? I’d be much more inclined if I got that shoulder rub we talked about. Even more so if you did it in a bikini. *ducks and runs out of his own throne room*</STRONG>

I don't know about fishing... I just wondered if you have something more to say, and I didn't want to miss it.

Oh, well. I've got all the throne room to myself. I think I should redecorate this place. It's too dark to begin with...

Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>Enlighten!? That makes you even worse at it. Stick to spam, then... </STRONG>

Minerva,

Indeed, I stand before you weeping openly, knowing there is no mortal who can possess the beauty that is yours. I hope you find me worthy enough to address you and pray my words are met with your approval and good graces.

The good Sir Waverly has challenged me, a lowly serf, with a couple of quests. In completing these quests, I seek to find a place in his court. The second of these quests was to seek out the goddess of wisdom and attempt to woo this most beautiful creature. I knew instantly, he must be referring to you.

Now, however, it would seem that Vivien is not enough and Sir Waverly is attempting to lure you into his court with his savvy wit and despodic charm. It was the good sirs' own words that said you would be most difficult to entice and/or join myself or any court and thus I find it hard to believe he is making such attempts himself. Alas, I digress.

Perhaps I can provide a solution that would bestow harmony to the three of us. Instead of joining Sir Waverly's court, could you be persuaded to embellish Sir Waverly and all his subjects to remain. Purposes of staying could be decided by yourself (with little resistance from Sir Waverly, I'd imagine) for any suggestions I could make may impose upon the perfection which is yourself.

As my words are reaching a significant length, I beg to take of your leave as I pursue the demigrunt. Waverly has additionally charged me with returning to the court with the left ear of this most formidable historic figure.

Many thanks, Minerva, and I hope to see you again whenst I return.

Neddy

Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>I think I should redecorate this place. It's too dark to begin with...</STRONG>

I've got some lamps I could donate to the cause of redecorating this place.

Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>I think I should redecorate this place. It's too dark to begin with...</STRONG>

Thus you didn't notice 'THE' wall in your bedroom...

Is it just me or my timing just ain't right ? I always missed Waverly....Damn I missed his flames.

BTW Waverly, U don't like the nick Wafflefry I gave you ?