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253. Intervine in this "pimp" fighting by summoning forth the greatest mac daddy ever, Shaft. Use Shaft to make all the other suckas (seven, six, five headed) pimps bow down before him.
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rofl @ all... :D

254 - disable pimps of the world by spreading anti-cane propaganda
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253 - disable pimps of the world by spreading anti-cane propaganda

255: buy gold zimmer frame. with hydraulics.
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256: Attempt to use MSN Messenger to contact my "associates" - only to find that it's not working. Again. :rolleyes:
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Yeah, my MSN has been acting up too...not today though....*converses freely with associates*
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well i never. it's been working perfectly all evening for me... :)
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257. Violate the orifaces of those who stray from the threads theme.
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*finally gets in contact with his brothers and requests that they sort his problems*
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Originally posted by RandomThug
257. Violate the orifaces of those who stray from the threads theme.

is that a promise you manly studmuffin? ;) :o :)
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Originally posted by Robnark
is that a promise you manly studmuffin? ;) :o :)
LMMFAO :D
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258. Rob robnark of all he holds dear, take his innocence and make robnark feel the burning sensation that is Randomthugs madness.
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Originally posted by RandomThug
Randomthugs madness.
Is that what they call it nowadays?
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ooh, you tease.
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(breaks from theme)

Alright thats it you little low life sons of goats. If any one of you post against me again I'll execute every last mutha freakin one of you.

So be cool alright? Be cool. Like the Fonz. Whats the fonz like.


he is cool.
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LMAO @ All...Thug, you may not come out of this on top....so to speak.
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Originally posted by RandomThug
So be cool alright? Be cool. Like the Fonz. Whats the fonz like.

he is cool.
not to mention really cute ;)
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*thug starts spitting all over himself and occasionally he spits up something solid as well*

Alright sons of hell damnit mutha lickers Im going to rip your spine out from your rectal cavity, and NO it wont be pleasent and NO i wont be merciful. You are all getting too comfortable damnit I will eat your soul and devour your morals. There are few who withstand my wrath, and those who live have only the doctors to talk to inbetween thier daily dose of narcotics to keep thier minds together.

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Burn them all sammy. Burn it all to heck.


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ehhhhhhh
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OMG! Not only is Thuggy not posting numbers here, he is also quoting from films other than Fight Club! I think you're really getting to him Rob :p
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aww, he looks so adorable when he's angry
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WTF.... :D *dies laughing*

Don't worry Thug...it's just this queer way Rob comes on sometimes...
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