The Gruntormatory Penal Colony for the Criminally Deviant

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Sun Apr 27, 2003 2:24 pm

I don't believe you. If you were really mad, you wouldn't even be talking to us.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun Apr 27, 2003 2:55 pm

I don't believe Minerva is really p!ssed at me. Gruntboy has just upset her and she's confused.

Bad Gruntoy, Bad!

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Sun Apr 27, 2003 3:18 pm

Gruntoy?! Darling, not on the forums!!!

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun Apr 27, 2003 3:59 pm

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Apr 27, 2003 10:15 pm

Originally posted by Minerva
I'm p*ssed at both of you!

*In the distance the lone Holy Night 'mounts' (Yea this will get some comments.

) his horse, off once again to save the lovely and wise Minerva from the vile clutches of Grunty and Waverly, the Axis of Almost Evil.*

"Never fear, my link will not go limp this time!!"

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 1:26 am

Originally posted by Weasel
*In the distance the lone Holy Night 'mounts' (Yea this will get some comments. ) his horse, off once again to save the lovely and wise Minerva from the vile clutches of Grunty and Waverly, the Axis of Almost Evil.*

"Never fear, my link will not go limp this time!!"

Now, this is interesting. Weasel seems to be so confident that he believes he can take both Waverly and Grunty on at the same time...

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 1:55 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Gruntoy?! Darling, not on the forums!!!

You are my Grunt-toy and I will not share you with Waverly!

He will have to fight me for your love.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 7:28 am

Originally posted by Weasel
*In the distance the lone Holy Night 'mounts' (Yea this will get some comments. ) his horse, off once again to save the lovely and wise Minerva from the vile clutches of Grunty and Waverly, the Axis of Almost Evil.*

"Never fear, my link will not go limp this time!!"

Adding some variety I see

Maybe you should borrow Gruntys Viagra for that "limp link" problem

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 7:37 am

Originally posted by T'lainya
Maybe you should borrow Gruntys Viagra for that "limp link" problem

I'm grateful that I finished that apple before visiting this thread.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 7:47 am

Originally posted by Tamerlane
I'm grateful that I finished that apple before visiting this thread.

Lucky, you weren't eating sausages, I guess.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 7:49 am

That could of put me off meat all together.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 8:06 am

@ Minerva ROFL

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 8:26 am

Hey, I though I was in the Axis of Weasels??

@Waverly and Enchantress: fight! fight! fight! fight for my love!

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 9:13 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
@Waverly and Enchantress: fight! fight! fight! fight for my love!

Fight to protect Grunty's chipolata from Weasel, more likely...

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 9:21 am

*looks first at Minerva, then at Gruntboy*

*shrugs*

Sure, I'll fight for the forbidden love of Gruntboy. Bring it on, Enchantress!

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 10:12 am

Oooh!

We've got Waverly vs Enchantress AND Weasel vs Waverly & Gruntboy !!

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 10:56 am

*picks up Minerva and swings her like a baseball bat*

Don't worry, it will only take a few strikes to settle this.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 11:44 am

LMAO! Chipolata, Minerva?!

Bring it on!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 3:30 pm

ROFL! *takes ringside seats*

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 5:13 pm

Originally posted by Waverly
*picks up Minerva and swings her like a baseball bat*

Don't worry, it will only take a few strikes to settle this.

I have a bad feeling Viagra might not help in this case.