The Gruntormatory Penal Colony for the Criminally Deviant
The Gruntormatory Penal Colony for the Criminally Deviant
‘nough said. He’s been chasing Foul around threatening to stow his tackle, and I’ve been warned that I’ve sparked his interest as well. I’m hoping the word ‘Penal’ gets his attention, and he volunteers for confinement.
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
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Only if you are my corrections officer, goddess.Originally posted by Minerva
How about yourself? Are you going to submit yourself to the confinement as well?
But before that, our second inmate will have to be Foul, who has been seen flitting about in a powder blue dress and glass slippers, batting his eyelashes at Grunty and generally going into what can best be described as estrus.
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
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OK, Darl, time to reveal your true, twisted, hideous countenance.Originally posted by Enchantress
Chained up? (*eyes light up with interest*)
C'mon. I know you want to use a 13 syllable word. Maybe attack a young SYMian with a flurry of obscenity mixed with words they don't understand. Flaunt your special brand of condescending sarcasm.
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
Originally posted by Enchantress
Chained up? (*eyes light up with interest*)
Edit: Hold on a minute - I'm not "batting me eyes at Grunty"! He's gone into a sexual frenzy today! I had nothing to do with it!
That's his normal service. Not just for today.
"Strength without wisdom falls by its own weight."
A word to the wise is sufficient
Minerva (Semi-retired SYMer)
A word to the wise is sufficient
Minerva (Semi-retired SYMer)
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Originally posted by Waverly
OK, Darl, time to reveal your true, twisted, hideous countenance.
C'mon. I know you want to use a 13 syllable word. Maybe attack a young SYMian with a flurry of obscenity mixed with words they don't understand. Flaunt your special brand of condescending sarcasm.
I am Gruntboy's great aunt once removed. That's who I am. We have a very special relationship, as you can see.
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Originally posted by Waverly
New strategy:
aversion therapy - I say we strip them down, and let them mate until they get it out of their systems.
Is that.... wise? Just think of the havoc that will be wreaked in the process
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LMFAO!
Its all in the interests of scientifc research. Maybe CE will oblige.
(by God Sir, you're a geeeenius!)

Its all in the interests of scientifc research. Maybe CE will oblige.
(by God Sir, you're a geeeenius!)
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Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
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Waverly and Gruntboy frolick naked together
*sigh* so this is what is at the bottom of your recent uprising?
*Ties Waverly to the rack, and brushes off her hands*
He's all yours Minerva. If you want him that is...

Originally posted by Waverly
The new, new (and most risky) strategy yet:
I think I need a course of treatment as well. No one can deny that I'm nearly as ill as Grunt. Minerva, if you would be so kind...
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*sigh* so this is what is at the bottom of your recent uprising?
*Ties Waverly to the rack, and brushes off her hands*
He's all yours Minerva. If you want him that is...
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Guinness, black goes with everything.
Guinness, black goes with everything.