The Gruntormatory Penal Colony for the Criminally Deviant

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:13 am

‘nough said. He’s been chasing Foul around threatening to stow his tackle, and I’ve been warned that I’ve sparked his interest as well. I’m hoping the word ‘Penal’ gets his attention, and he volunteers for confinement.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:14 am

How about yourself? Are you going to submit yourself to the confinement as well?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:18 am

This is my nut-house, shove off the lot of you!

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:18 am

Can I come?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:20 am

Well, I'm chained up in here but I'll try.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:20 am

Originally posted by Minerva
How about yourself? Are you going to submit yourself to the confinement as well?

Only if you are my corrections officer, goddess.

But before that, our second inmate will have to be Foul, who has been seen flitting about in a powder blue dress and glass slippers, batting his eyelashes at Grunty and generally going into what can best be described as estrus.

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:23 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Well, I'm chained up in here but I'll try.

Chained up? (*eyes light up with interest*)

Edit: Hold on a minute - I'm not "batting me eyes at Grunty"! He's gone into a sexual frenzy today! I had nothing to do with it!

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:25 am

Lord save me!

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:27 am

Originally posted by Enchantress
Chained up? (*eyes light up with interest*)

OK, Darl, time to reveal your true, twisted, hideous countenance.

C'mon. I know you want to use a 13 syllable word. Maybe attack a young SYMian with a flurry of obscenity mixed with words they don't understand. Flaunt your special brand of condescending sarcasm.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:29 am

Originally posted by Enchantress
Chained up? (*eyes light up with interest*)

Edit: Hold on a minute - I'm not "batting me eyes at Grunty"! He's gone into a sexual frenzy today! I had nothing to do with it!

That's his normal service. Not just for today.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:30 am

New strategy:
aversion therapy - I say we strip them down, and let them mate until they get it out of their systems.

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:33 am

Originally posted by Waverly
OK, Darl, time to reveal your true, twisted, hideous countenance.

C'mon. I know you want to use a 13 syllable word. Maybe attack a young SYMian with a flurry of obscenity mixed with words they don't understand. Flaunt your special brand of condescending sarcasm.

I am Gruntboy's great aunt once removed. That's who I am. We have a very special relationship, as you can see.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:34 am

Originally posted by Waverly
New strategy:
aversion therapy - I say we strip them down, and let them mate until they get it out of their systems.

Is that.... wise? Just think of the havoc that will be wreaked in the process

Bits of fur, fluff and feathers flying everywhere....

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:34 am

Give me the treatment!

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:36 am

Hold on - who is stripping off and who has fur and feathers?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:39 am

I'm naked but Tybaltus is nowhere near me. Thankfully.

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:40 am

And what is the treatment that you so desire?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:47 am

The new, new (and most risky) strategy yet:
I think I need a course of treatment as well. No one can deny that I'm nearly as ill as Grunt. Minerva, if you would be so kind...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:49 am

LMFAO!

Its all in the interests of scientifc research. Maybe CE will oblige.

(by God Sir, you're a geeeenius!)

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 10:27 am

Waverly and Gruntboy frolick naked together

Originally posted by Waverly

The new, new (and most risky) strategy yet:
I think I need a course of treatment as well. No one can deny that I'm nearly as ill as Grunt. Minerva, if you would be so kind...

*sigh* so this is what is at the bottom of your recent uprising?

*Ties Waverly to the rack, and brushes off her hands*

He's all yours Minerva. If you want him that is...