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The Gruntormatory Penal Colony for the Criminally Deviant

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The Gruntormatory Penal Colony for the Criminally Deviant

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‘nough said. He’s been chasing Foul around threatening to stow his tackle, and I’ve been warned that I’ve sparked his interest as well. I’m hoping the word ‘Penal’ gets his attention, and he volunteers for confinement.
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How about yourself? Are you going to submit yourself to the confinement as well?
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This is my nut-house, shove off the lot of you!
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Can I come?





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Well, I'm chained up in here but I'll try. :D
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Originally posted by Minerva
How about yourself? Are you going to submit yourself to the confinement as well?
Only if you are my corrections officer, goddess. ;)

But before that, our second inmate will have to be Foul, who has been seen flitting about in a powder blue dress and glass slippers, batting his eyelashes at Grunty and generally going into what can best be described as estrus.
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Originally posted by Gruntboy
Well, I'm chained up in here but I'll try. :D


Chained up? (*eyes light up with interest*)

Edit: Hold on a minute - I'm not "batting me eyes at Grunty"! He's gone into a sexual frenzy today! I had nothing to do with it!





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Lord save me! :D
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Originally posted by Enchantress
Chained up? (*eyes light up with interest*)
OK, Darl, time to reveal your true, twisted, hideous countenance.

C'mon. I know you want to use a 13 syllable word. Maybe attack a young SYMian with a flurry of obscenity mixed with words they don't understand. Flaunt your special brand of condescending sarcasm.
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Originally posted by Enchantress
Chained up? (*eyes light up with interest*)

Edit: Hold on a minute - I'm not "batting me eyes at Grunty"! He's gone into a sexual frenzy today! I had nothing to do with it!


That's his normal service. Not just for today.
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New strategy:
aversion therapy - I say we strip them down, and let them mate until they get it out of their systems.
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Originally posted by Waverly
OK, Darl, time to reveal your true, twisted, hideous countenance.

C'mon. I know you want to use a 13 syllable word. Maybe attack a young SYMian with a flurry of obscenity mixed with words they don't understand. Flaunt your special brand of condescending sarcasm.


I am Gruntboy's great aunt once removed. That's who I am. We have a very special relationship, as you can see.





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Originally posted by Waverly
New strategy:
aversion therapy - I say we strip them down, and let them mate until they get it out of their systems.

:eek: :eek: :eek:
Is that.... wise? Just think of the havoc that will be wreaked in the process :eek: Bits of fur, fluff and feathers flying everywhere.... :eek:
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Give me the treatment!
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Hold on - who is stripping off and who has fur and feathers?





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I'm naked but Tybaltus is nowhere near me. Thankfully. :D
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And what is the treatment that you so desire?





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The new, new (and most risky) strategy yet:
I think I need a course of treatment as well. No one can deny that I'm nearly as ill as Grunt. Minerva, if you would be so kind...


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LMFAO!

Its all in the interests of scientifc research. Maybe CE will oblige.

(by God Sir, you're a geeeenius!) :D :D :D
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Waverly and Gruntboy frolick naked together
Originally posted by Waverly

The new, new (and most risky) strategy yet:
I think I need a course of treatment as well. No one can deny that I'm nearly as ill as Grunt. Minerva, if you would be so kind...


:D


*sigh* so this is what is at the bottom of your recent uprising?

*Ties Waverly to the rack, and brushes off her hands*

He's all yours Minerva. If you want him that is...

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