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Originally posted by Minerva:
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Oh, well. I've got all the throne room to myself. I think I should redecorate this place. It's too dark to begin with...</STRONG>

Maybe a light bulb would help or a pool table. Your choice.

Stares at Ned's post in awe, and thinks maybe there is hope for this quest after all.

Re-reads Neds post...........

Uh, why wasn't I, your drunken companion, mentioned?

A, well, surely nothing more than an oversight

Drinks beer.

Originally posted by Waverly:
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Minerva, your beauty is enough to make the observant man weep for pure joy that such a creature exists in the world. (tell me if this is working *evil grin*)</STRONG>

It has gotten so deep in here.....I need a 5 story building to keep my shoes clean..(Yuk)

by Bloodstalker
Re-reads Neds post...........
Uh, why wasn't I, your drunken companion, mentioned?

A, well, surely nothing more than an oversight

Drinks beer.

A mere oversight indeed. I saw the opportunity to make the move, and you were passed out, again.

We'll have to wait for a response. I've stayed away from the spirits searchin' for the right words.

Pretty soon we'll strike the demigrunt. The excellent adventure is coming.

Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Is it just me, or are the COMMunicators ironically not so adept at doing exactly that? They leave a bitter spam-lite taste in the mouth. [and no, GB, I’m speaking figuratively here]

I think we need to get this Maharlika creature into the royal lab for a proper vivisection.

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Flame Lord ,

This creature that you speak of, shall not allow your filthy, evil hands to get closer for whatever probing your vile heart has in mind.

You shall not touch me, GORGORRHIM.

Enlightened, and an entrusted bearer of the Swirling Light Thingie of Be, you shall not pass!

COMMunicators do COMMunicate. Your heart is too impure to fully realize that.

Weasel has found the Path of Light, that is COMM. This explains is profound hatred of his alter-ego ( ), which is you.

I'm fully aware that you are an ancient entity of this cyberworld. An entity of well-reknown, of power, of filth and evil.

And I, I'm just a simple young Paladin with nothing much but content for BEing a COMMunicator, with or without those petty titles. A mere cyber-mortal with simple aspirations in this cyberworld.

Yes, do that. Round up your own version of the Nazgul.

Envelope me with your darkness and ram those purple pills down to my throat.

The COMMunicators will still prevail.

It will be a difficult and painful battle and may even cost me my cyberlife...

...but we WILL prevail!



--Maharlika--

[ 01-15-2002: Message edited by: Maharlika ]

sorry, double post!

[ 01-15-2002: Message edited by: Maharlika ]

Originally posted by Maharlika:
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COMMunicators do COMMunicate.

The COMMunicators will still prevail.

--Maharlika--</STRONG>

For you lazy people.... Short summary with the vital points. (If you can call them that)

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
<STRONG>Thus you didn't notice 'THE' wall in your bedroom... </STRONG>

You don't seriously think I would sleep in the bedroom Waverly has been using, do you?

Originally posted by Minerva:
You don't seriously think I would sleep in the bedroom Waverly has been using, do you?

If you weren't sleeping, what were you doing in there?

Ned,

Thank you for your kind words.

Yes, do continue your quest to hunt the DemiGrunt. It will be no easy task, and there's no gurantee you will come back alive, but at least you will provide us a good laugh... err, encouragement.

There are two more quest for you: First, find Waverly and drug him back to his throne. I am no natural ruler, and, anyway, I don't think it's worth staying to rule the court full of useless, mindless, idiotic, filthy, ...<list continues>..., and ignorant subject for long time. I might catch nasty disease or something. I would rather sit back, watch the pitiful (to say the least) sight, and giggle. Let Waverly do his job.

However, I know we need someone to keep an eye on the ruler to behave. Fortunately, I had seen a shadow of Witch King, and he will be the perfect for this job. Hunt him down. It will not be an easy task, but you will be well rewarded. If you could manage to bring his twin brother, Saigo, as well, you will be greeted with the highest honour in this court.

Take your drunkun partner with you. He will be useful... I suppose, and I am beginning to worry about alcohol supply in this court.

I wish your good luck.

[ 01-15-2002: Message edited by: Minerva ]

Originally posted by McBane:
<STRONG>If you weren't sleeping, what were you doing in there? </STRONG>

I haven't been to there yet. It's too scary...

Ned has gotten a relpy from the Goddess......I'll be damned.

@BS - As your attorney, perhaps I should go along on your quest. If I have firsthand knowledge of any alleged illegal activities, I can better prepare your defense.

Of course, I am envisioning a "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" environment.

@ Lazlo, er..uh McBane

If my guess is correct, it is likely you will be the source of those illegal activities. Take for example, the outrage in the courtroom. Now, five years for a couple of crummy joints is excessive; but is there really a need to throw the DA across the courtroom.

Or how about dragging your good friend and loyal client Bloodstalker away from the super bowl to embark on some gun running crusade with a bunch of thugs.

Ah, Lazlo, the list goes on and on. It was rumored you were dead but it appears you are McBane reincarnate. These quests being charged to me, I will need to consult with my good drunken compadre to reach a fair decision. Tis true the demigrunt will be a formidable opponent, and help will be needed. However, I must remain in the good graces of the goddess of wisdom and a council must be held to see if your presence is a wise move. No offense, I'm sure you've a variety of entertaining chemicals to make the journey memorable. I will take it up with Bloodstalker although we may have to call you Rufus. You don't by chance have a teleporting telephone booth, do you??

Bloodstalker,

Indeed, my words did reach the goddess of the wisdom well. Sobering up paid off. **takes one of those belushi type slugs off the bottle** I have left word in various threads that mention to the demigrunt we are coming. We will succeed. Also, I need help finding these two character the goddess has charged us with finding. Truly, if we appease Minerva, we shall be held in the highest regards amongst the court. Read and reply soon, we are on the right track. Oh yeah, let's have a toast. To Bill S. Preston, Esquire and Theodore Logan.

[ 01-15-2002: Message edited by: Ned Flanders ]

Ned, So we have discovered the one instance in which being sober is a help....*drinks deeply* I fear I wil not be much help with the Goddess if that is the case.

I too have been scouting, and have been spending considerable time in the Dark Flame Discussion thread. There is little to report, however, other than one of the members, remaning nameless to protect her from the DemiGrunt, has suggeted a plan that, even if it fail, has certain.....merits. also, they have much beer there while I await the fruitation of their spy network.

I have considered several plans to get the DemiGrunt to come to us, but think that perhaps we will need a truly triumphant video to garner his attention.

As too this attorney, a couple questions before we begin to decide....how much alcohol does he consume, how much can he provide, and as you mentioned, does he object to being called Rufus?

I will be awaiting your reply

The Rufus is the important part.

Perhaps a private message to further set up plans.

The two Minerva asked us to bring to waverly's court are the witch king and saigo. I have found the witch king. He returneth after a seven month abscence and he seems really irritated I have made such requests out of him. **takes the last drink out of the bottle and busts it in half, for defense, duh**

As for Saigo, I see his name sometimes, we'll find him. The demigrunt indeed has not bit on any kibbles I've left for him. Perhaps he is on to us. If he is so fearsome a creature, I can't imagine why he'd be hiding. Anyway, have one for me and be excellent to each other.

Uh, Ned? about the attorny, he could make certain plans easier to executed, maybe even solve the problem of who must be sodemizes, if it comes to that.

okay, mcbane is in. What kind access does he have to the stills.

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
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As for Saigo, I see his name sometimes, we'll find him.</STRONG>

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