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Beastmistress wrote:Dagoth Ur: I had a dream; a chicken in every pot, AND A CAP IN EVERY @#&!

(I appologize if what I posted is inappropriate)
I'm still trying to figure it out. I can't find any scatological or pornographic four-letter word that would fit the meaning; and "a cap in every ass!" doesn't make much sense, either, unless, of course, you run with a group of people who place caps...in...their asses. Which would hardly be a good place to display a logo, all in all.

On the other hand, I could understand a slogan such as "A chicken in every pot, and a good swift kick up Vivec's ass!" though the person who said this would probably need to consider running like hell. ;)
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fable wrote:I'm still trying to figure it out. I can't find any scatological or pornographic four-letter word that would fit the meaning; and "a cap in every ass!" doesn't make much sense, either, unless, of course, you run with a group of people who place caps...in...their asses. Which would hardly be a good place to display a logo, all in all.

On the other hand, I could understand a slogan such as "A chicken in every pot, and a good swift kick up Vivec's ass!" though the person who said this would probably need to consider running like hell. ;)
The line was stolen from the Y2K episode of "Family Guy" and I'd thought that I would try it out, but you said it better as far as sticking with morrowind goes.

A cap, btw, is another name for a bullet. ;)
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Beastmistress wrote:The line was stolen from the Y2K episode of "Family Guy" and I'd thought that I would try it out, but you said it better as far as sticking with morrowind goes.

A cap, btw, is another name for a bullet. ;)
Odd--because "cap gun" means a gun that doesn't use a standard bullet. Guess that's changed. You youngins, reinventin' the language all the time! :mad: ;)
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I was in Solstheim, and I actually heard a Nord say this...
" I shouldn't have eaten that...I haven't seen so many colours at once before!"

To carry on:

Female Argonian to Player Female Argonian:
"Marshsister, join our fraternity!"

Dunmer to Female Argonian
"You filthy lizard...you dirty girl..."
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ok ive got one

The Wood Elf outside of Seyda Neen(cant remember his name): Hey I dropped my journal, better fall after it.
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Madara wrote:The Wood Elf outside of Seyda Neen(cant remember his name): Hey I dropped my journal, better fall after it.
You mean Fargoth. What kind of Morrowind player can't remember his name lol
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Is there a thread like this for Oblivion? :D


Sorry, just came back, and a little lost...I seem to have misplaced my Silt Strider in lieu of a horse...

Just got Oblivion for Xmas.

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Dagoth_shel wrote: Just got Oblivion for Xmas.
They ruined Xmas for you!? Damn them all!

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NPC: I don't know why I can't open doors, my cousin over in Cyrodill can..
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Savlen Maros wrote:You mean Fargoth. What kind of Morrowind player can't remember his name lol
I think you'll find he actually means Tarhiel!
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Ah yes, the falling Bosmer. When I started the game and watched him fall, it scared the crap out of me.
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Dagoth_shel wrote:Is there a thread like this for Oblivion? :D


Sorry, just came back, and a little lost...I seem to have misplaced my Silt Strider in lieu of a horse...

Just got Oblivion for Xmas.

Morrowind>Oblivion
I got Oblivion for Christmas too. I am currently escapading in the Shivering Isles.
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Interviewer: And you are?
Interviewee: Um... I'm here for the, ah, job as the, uh, big bad
Interviewer (who shall hencecorth be abbreviated to er): and what's your name?
Interviewee (who shall henceforth not be abbreviated to ee): Uh...
er: Ur? Ok well your title is "Dagoth" so you're going to be Dagoth Ur
ur (see? there was a reason he's not ee): ah... um... ok
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