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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:30 am
by fable
Beastmistress wrote:Dagoth Ur: I had a dream; a chicken in every pot, AND A CAP IN EVERY @#&!
(I appologize if what I posted is inappropriate)
I'm still trying to figure it out. I can't find any scatological or pornographic four-letter word that would fit the meaning; and
"a cap in every ass!" doesn't make much sense, either, unless, of course, you run with a group of people who place caps...in...their asses. Which would hardly be a good place to display a logo, all in all.
On the other hand, I could understand a slogan such as "A chicken in every pot, and a good swift kick up Vivec's ass!" though the person who said this would probably need to consider running like hell.
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:00 pm
by Beastmistress
fable wrote:I'm still trying to figure it out. I can't find any scatological or pornographic four-letter word that would fit the meaning; and
"a cap in every ass!" doesn't make much sense, either, unless, of course, you run with a group of people who place caps...in...their asses. Which would hardly be a good place to display a logo, all in all.
On the other hand, I could understand a slogan such as "A chicken in every pot, and a good swift kick up Vivec's ass!" though the person who said this would probably need to consider running like hell.
The line was stolen from the Y2K episode of "Family Guy" and I'd thought that I would try it out, but you said it better as far as sticking with morrowind goes.
A cap, btw, is another name for a bullet.
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:18 pm
by fable
Beastmistress wrote:The line was stolen from the Y2K episode of "Family Guy" and I'd thought that I would try it out, but you said it better as far as sticking with morrowind goes.
A cap, btw, is another name for a bullet.
Odd--because "cap gun" means a gun that doesn't use a standard bullet. Guess that's changed. You youngins, reinventin' the language all the time!
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:13 pm
by Dagoth_shel
I was in Solstheim, and I actually heard a Nord say this...
" I shouldn't have eaten that...I haven't seen so many colours at once before!"
To carry on:
Female Argonian to Player Female Argonian:
"Marshsister, join our fraternity!"
Dunmer to Female Argonian
"You filthy lizard...you dirty girl..."
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:38 pm
by Madara
ok ive got one
The Wood Elf outside of Seyda Neen(cant remember his name): Hey I dropped my journal, better fall after it.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:13 am
by Savlen Maros
Madara wrote:The Wood Elf outside of Seyda Neen(cant remember his name): Hey I dropped my journal, better fall after it.
You mean Fargoth. What kind of Morrowind player can't remember his name lol
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:09 pm
by Dagoth_shel
Is there a thread like this for Oblivion?
Sorry, just came back, and a little lost...I seem to have misplaced my Silt Strider in lieu of a horse...
Just got Oblivion for Xmas.
Morrowind>Oblivion
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 5:32 am
by Stworca
Dagoth_shel wrote:
Just got Oblivion for Xmas.
They ruined Xmas for you!? Damn them all!
Legion commander : "You can join our garrison, you don't have to travel all the way to Gnisis"
Any stationary NPC : "Now i'll stand right.. here, and later over.. there"
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:25 am
by Dagoth_shel
NPC: I don't know why I can't open doors, my cousin over in Cyrodill can..
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:10 pm
by galraen
Savlen Maros wrote:You mean Fargoth. What kind of Morrowind player can't remember his name lol
I think you'll find he actually means Tarhiel!
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:31 am
by Savlen Maros
Ah yes, the falling Bosmer. When I started the game and watched him fall, it scared the crap out of me.
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:32 am
by Savlen Maros
Dagoth_shel wrote:Is there a thread like this for Oblivion?
Sorry, just came back, and a little lost...I seem to have misplaced my Silt Strider in lieu of a horse...
Just got Oblivion for Xmas.
Morrowind>Oblivion
I got Oblivion for Christmas too. I am currently escapading in the Shivering Isles.
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:39 am
by Tricky
Savlen Maros wrote:I am currently escapading in the Shivering Isles.
Wheee?
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:53 pm
by vio
Interviewer: And you are?
Interviewee: Um... I'm here for the, ah, job as the, uh, big bad
Interviewer (who shall hencecorth be abbreviated to er): and what's your name?
Interviewee (who shall henceforth not be abbreviated to ee): Uh...
er: Ur? Ok well your title is "Dagoth" so you're going to be Dagoth Ur
ur (see? there was a reason he's not ee): ah... um... ok
Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 9:27 pm
by deadlydis
"Yo dawg where the women at."