Kneel and be Knighted by Waverly’s +5 Sword of Flames

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 15, 2002 6:26 pm

So, Weasel has lent his support...in a manner of speaking...to our worthy cause.

Most Triumphant!

*Plays air guitar*

As for the still access, it depends on how much he can consume.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jan 15, 2002 6:56 pm

I sense a great disturbance in the force. Like a long forgotten curse, creatures of evil have arisen to walk the material plane again. I have seen the footprints of Weasel, Kid, and Gruntboy in the murky depths where others fear to tread. I have heard reports of that Omar once again is among the living… and of course, everyone’s favorite twisted villain is gathering followers for purposes as yet unknown. All that remains, in the glow of my amber eyes, is for someone to find the most foul and loathsome minion of Bhaal ever to slither out of a hole: Ubik. A kingdom of his or her own to the person who brings Ubik into my halls, that our evil schemes may benefit from his malevolence.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Jan 15, 2002 7:01 pm

Oh, great. Waverly's back to his throne by himself...

I'm off to my usual hiding place, then.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jan 15, 2002 7:02 pm

Originally posted by Minerva:
I'm off to my usual hiding place, then.

I'll meet you there briefly. Shall I bring white or red wine?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 15, 2002 7:08 pm

Looks up from his beer, and wonders if this will be the beginning of yet ANOTHER quest

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Jan 15, 2002 7:14 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:

Originally posted by Minerva:
[qb]I'm off to my usual hiding place, then.
I'll meet you there briefly. Shall I bring white or red wine?[/QB]

Red, I think. But, how do you know where I'm hiding?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jan 15, 2002 7:24 pm

I keep a wizards eye in the ladies quarters, of course. For their own protection, but we should probably keep it our little secret. Will you be wearing that emerald green nighty from the top left of your armoire? That one accentuates your hair nicely.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Jan 15, 2002 7:28 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
I keep a wizards eye in the ladies quarters, of course. For their own protection, but we should probably keep it our little secret. Will you be wearing that emerald green nighty from the top left of your armoire? That one accentuates your hair nicely.

Mmm, how can this be a secret if you speak so loudly?

I'm not going to wear the nighty. I'll be in my armour and helm.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jan 15, 2002 7:35 pm

Good thinking, I’ll bring the Flail of Lovin' +3.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Jan 15, 2002 7:39 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Good thinking, I’ll bring the Flail of Lovin' +3.

What's that? Oh, no, don't tell me...

I'm off to hide. Bye, and good luck to your hunt for your enemies.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Jan 15, 2002 7:41 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Good thinking, I’ll bring the Flail of Lovin' +3.

figures you'd be into the whole dominatrix sort've thing...

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Tue Jan 15, 2002 7:44 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Good thinking, I’ll bring the Flail of Lovin' +3.

Well maybe she has a mirror shield.

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Tue Jan 15, 2002 7:44 pm

Or maybe a helm of gender change?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jan 15, 2002 9:00 pm

by thorin
Or maybe a helm of gender change?

No, that's Waverly's, we have a queen here and not a king. He's delusional

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 3:17 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
Good thinking, I’ll bring the Flail of Lovin' +3.

*KidD approach Waverly*
How about this Ultra Electrifying Amulet of Flirting +3 ?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 4:46 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
Good thinking, I’ll bring the Flail of Lovin' +3.

*Sees Minerva in her armour and helm*

*looks at waverly's flail*

Geez, one of the flail's heads looks like a can opener!

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 10:23 am

@ BS and Ned - As your attorney, I can provide briefcase full of assorted pharmacueticals (sp?) As for holding my own, it is my responsibility to take care of my clients in any situation, so, when you both passed out, I will still be conscious and functional(somewhat).

Although, I cannot wholeheartedly agree to take anyones place should any impaling (or something to that effect) occur. I will do my best to protect the "interests" of my clients

So, when do we leave?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 10:37 am

BS and McBane,

I have a demigrunt sighting in the IWD forum in the 'stuck in the hall of heroes thread'. I actually gotten his attention and he told me to bugger off basically. I need both of you to meet me in there as soon as possible.

Then we'll have to go deal with the witch king. He has a rather haughty attitude so a molten lead enema might be order. whatever it takes to drag him back to waverly's court.

**pops a couple of mcbane's meds and heads off to the iwd forum**

**oh yeah, and takes a drink**

Party on.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 12:53 pm

Originally posted by Maharlika:
*Sees Minerva in her armour and helm*

*looks at waverly's flail*

Geez, one of the flail's heads looks like a can opener!

One them probably is a can opener!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jan 16, 2002 1:29 pm

Perhaps this quest will lead to war.....COOL!!!!