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Are you ready for a war!!!!

The whole world's on fire.

The generals sat, and the lines on the map, moved from side to side.

The powers that be are gathering.

The groupies will lay naked at our feet sloshed out of their minds.


[ 01-16-2002: Message edited by: Ned Flanders ]

@Ned: you make it sound so epic!

Epic? I saw no mention of drunken celebrations with groupies.......now THAT'S epic.

Bloodstalker,

Is it epic enough for you now.

**takes a swig**

Did you find where I was looking for the demigrunt.

<Minerva watches NedF and his drunkun company try to hang on to WitchKing and DemiGrunt without any success with amusement.

"As I thought, they are going to give us something to laugh at... err, I mean a good entertainment for a while... ">

yes, Ned I did find it. But I fear he is more cunning than we had thought.

I followed a trail to a small room outside a tavern a few blocks from here, and busrt down the door, sword swinging, howerver, after a tough fought fight including several close calls, I succeded only in beheading 3 roaches, 1 spider, 2 rats, and a bat. The room was otherwise unocupied. I believe we are getting close though.

@ Minerva Anyway we may be of service Oh Wise One. Observe and take what delight you will from our quest.

*comes out running*

@Waverly-Those *boy band's name censored to prevent Waverly's 'good' name from getting smeered* posters(with cute,little heart-like shapes drawn around the heads of its members) I found back in the storeroom are not yours, are they?

[ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: Brink ]

How many heads has that flail got?

<Grunt is wearing a ridiculously large white bandage around his head and ears, including Mickey Mouse ear muffs >

Better bring the KY jelly of assisted entry +3, Minerva doesn't exactly think you're Frank Sinatra there Waverly.

Looks at the bandage and muffs on grunts ears, pauses with his blade in mid swing.

*Curses, foiled again* (always wanted to say that )

This, complicates matters.

[ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: Bloodstalker ]

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>How many heads has that flail got?

<Grunt is wearing a ridiculously large white bandage around his head and ears, including Mickey Mouse ear muffs >

Better bring the KY jelly of assisted entry +3, Minerva doesn't exactly think you're Frank Sinatra there Waverly. </STRONG>

I really can't be sure...hmmm...

...but I do know that that can-opener-like head stood out above the rest ...

...like it wants to be the first thing to be used!

by BS
Looks at the bandage and muffs on grunts ears, pauses with his blade in mid swing.
*Curses, foiled again* (always wanted to say that )

This, complicates matters.

Cut his head off then. We'll find the ears later. There's no point in making this that difficult. Hells Bells, he's got another ear anyway. Where's McBane!!! **takes a slug**

sorry I missed his appearance.

He is currently in the Spammers Annonymous thread. IU have been, trckig him this morning

From this point, BS, we will seek the grunt no more. As well, WK and saigo shalt not be pursued.

Mine sight has been as blind as the cult of the unseeing eye. But no more. Minerva has bolted for the orient and this waverly's a flake. We waste our time seeking his good graces. There is booze to drink and ladies to plunder. Let the excellent adventure begin!

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
<STRONG>ladies to plunder.</STRONG>

Curious. *wonders which ladies Ned is intending to plunder, and whether he expects to escape with his life*

What is this treachery! Ned did ask for and were given a sacred quest from his lord, and now he has abandoned his oath, failed his test. The shame must weigh heavily upon his narrow shoulders.

When danger reared it’s ugly head
Sir Neddy turned his tale and fled

Forever be known as Ned the Cowardly, scourge of Chicken Tossers.

I hold no such alleigance to you or yours, call me what you will, I care not. I blindly chose to follow a legendary icon of the banshee lexicon. However, I only come to find you are a common cur with more time on their hands than John Gotti, who chooses to spend that time insulting others and hurling perverted whims at his wannabe harem.

And, if your going to quote the 'grail', do it correctly.

Posted by Waverly -

When danger reared it’s ugly head
Sir Neddy turned his tale and fled

@Ned...apart from spelling, what have I missed?

Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>What is this treachery! Ned did ask for and were given a sacred quest from his lord, and now he has abandoned his oath, failed his test. The shame must weigh heavily upon his narrow shoulders.

When danger reared it’s ugly head
Sir Neddy turned his tale and fled

Forever be known as Ned the Cowardly, scourge of Chicken Tossers.</STRONG>

Odd... that seems a lot like Brave Sir Robin...

Brave, brave, brave Sir Robin

@Ysh,

true the spelling of tale (tail) and I believe it's:

When danger reared its' ugly head
he bravely turned his tail and fled

Meanwhile, King Arthur and Bedevere, not more than a swallow's flight away, had discovered something.

[ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: Ned Flanders ]