Temple of Weasel

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Sat Dec 21, 2002 12:45 pm

Well we sort of alternate between snow and rain right now. But yesterday, I had to drive through the worst rain storm in 10 years to get to "the Two Towers". My car became a boat because the roads were so flooded. I think there was one point were half of my car was submerged.

But that wasnt going to stop me from seeing LotR.

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 12:36 pm

How come so many conversations are converted into weather discussions?

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 1:19 pm

Originally posted by Vicsun
How come so many conversations are converted into weather discussions?

They are? I thought every conversation converted into either beer, sex, LotR, or DCI.

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 2:01 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
They are? I thought every conversation converted into either beer, sex, LotR, or DCI.

Yeah, but that's normal. But the weather??

Why does anyone care about the weather?

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 4:31 pm

Originally posted by Vicsun
Yeah, but that's normal. But the weather?? Why does anyone care about the weather?

Weather is universal (everyone likes to complain about it), and flame-proof: no one ever got into trouble by talking about the humidity.

Now stop spamming up my Temple, you silly persons!!

Where is Weasel!?!

PS: @Vicsun: I think I mentioned it once already, but: love the bene gesserit quote!

Peace.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Dec 23, 2002 10:16 pm

Yeah, you tell them that, COMMrade...

Originally posted by der Moench
Now stop spamming up my Temple, you silly persons!!

...*gets back to the scrolls for more research on Summonings...*

...probably the High COMM is much too busy with his little Weaslets this season.

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 6:52 pm

Re: Yeah, you tell them that, COMMrade...

Originally posted by Maharlika

...*gets back to the scrolls for more research on Summonings...*

...probably the High COMM is much too busy with his little Weaslets this season.

Well, then, he should log on and let us know how his Weaslets are doing!

Peace.

Oh, yeah: bump!

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 7:20 pm

sets out a plate of warm fresh home made Cookies for Weasel

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 9:22 pm

I bet you that Weasel is cloning himself in order to overrun SYM with hundreds of Weasels. First they shall break the boards in order to deprive SYMians of the daily SPAM that is necessary, sucking the very reason for our being away from us, leaving us bound and broken, and longing for a savior. Upon doing that, Weasel will demand us to plead for mercy and join his empire to gain the essence of SPAM. Those who remain will be prosecuted by his Weasel Clones.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Jan 16, 2003 1:19 am

Originally posted by The Z
I bet you that Weasel is cloning himself in order to overrun SYM with hundreds of Weasels. First they shall break the boards in order to deprive SYMians of the daily SPAM that is necessary, sucking the very reason for our being away from us, leaving us bound and broken, and longing for a savior. Upon doing that, Weasel will demand us to plead for mercy and join his empire to gain the essence of SPAM. Those who remain will be prosecuted by his Weasel Clones.

LMAO....

Fact is, ..you may be on to something

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Thu Jan 16, 2003 1:28 am

My theory is that Princess Weasel has usurped her father's power and is setting in motion Weasel's Master Plan to Take Over the World™.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Thu Jan 16, 2003 1:29 am

@ HLD

LOL! Well it was bound to happen sooner or later

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Thu Jan 16, 2003 1:34 am

Either that or he became so despondent at his beloved Crimson Tide 1) being blown out by Auburn and 2) not going to a bowl game, that he ran off and joined a cult that forbids internet access.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Thu Jan 16, 2003 1:39 am

You mean he has actually developed COMM beyond the realms of SYM.

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 8:10 pm

I was just reading through some of Gruntboy's recent posts, and it got me all nostalgic for the days when giants such as Weasel, Gruntboy, Minerva, Darkpoet, and Waverly roamed through SYM creating havoc, devastation, and ROTFLMGDAO wherever they trod.

I say it is time for a Renaissance!

WEASEL!!! The board is bogged down with Spam and philosophy!! (And who can say which is which?!) Return, and bring doom upon all who would so defile your domain!

The revolution is at hand!! Charge!! Rrrraaauggghhhh!!!

*der Moench runs madly into the throng that is SYM, and ... disappears without a trace

*

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 8:13 pm

Poor COMMies.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 8:16 pm

Originally posted by der Moench

The board is bogged down with Spam and philosophy!!

Well if you consider:
Hangman
Romances
DCI
Things to do to cure boredom
4 taverns on 1st page

SPAM, then yes, you got the first part right.

But thats not SPAM!

And it isnt philosophy, its politics!

Philosophy is too broad.

I must be honest, I was pretty close to becoming a COMMie, btw. Mah and Fas almost had me once.

(please dont turn that last statement into something disturbing! )

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 8:19 pm

Don't worry Ty, someone will, but not me.

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 8:22 pm

Ah, we'll make a Commie of you yet, young Tybaltus! You're the retro '80's music guy, right? We could use someone like you in the group. Name your price. I got all the German beer you can drink, and Fas can offer ... well, just about anything else!

Peace.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 8:33 pm

Originally posted by der Moench
Ah, we'll make a Commie of you yet, young Tybaltus! You're the retro '80's music guy, right? We could use someone like you in the group. Name your price. I got all the German beer you can drink, and Fas can offer ... well, just about anything else!

Peace.

HA! I can be a SLURR and a COMM? I dont know any SLURR thats also a COMM. Though how would it look to see one of the bigger SPAMmers be turned into a COMM? Would look a bit wierd, no?

Re: Retro Guy Yep. Thats me.

My price? LOL You guys sound ready for another recruit.