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297. Drink as much tea and take as many cough drops as possible to keep alive at work.
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298: Do your HWK......

299: try to make the actual number of ways to kill of boredom to be the same as the number of posts in this thread....

300: almost getting to the point mentioned in 299

301: Drinking your head of while visiting an AA meeting :D
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302. Dis-assemble your mobile phone then try to assemble it by yourself
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Originally posted by KidD01
302. Dis-assemble your mobile phone then try to assemble it by yourself
303: then when you cannot do so, you file a complaint to the milis distrubutor that they didn't include a manual on how to re assemble a phone and hence you demamnd a new one with a manual..... ;)
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304. Drink so much coffee so you can no longer define the line of reality, everythings a blur... blurrr.... rrrrr.. ee... hghhh.... fhsd.h hsh.sfhgfhnfxgnn
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305: ghyfbrfhydf,)gkl6vg#jdlhbvj.uhh,ihoh;jihfgduyfvjhfhc hgiug
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306. Actually do the paperwork that has been pileing up on the desk while you are sitting around bored :rolleyes: :p

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307. Do homework
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308. Bother to post in a thread such as this.
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309. Spam
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310. Try to think of the 310th thing to put down.
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311. COMM

312. SLURR
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Originally posted by The Z
312. SLURR
:D :D :D - Oooh yeah :cool:

313. Assume a Simpson character's personality :D
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314 print your own tree dollar bills and write in loving memory of the taco magus too honor the brilliant idea of creating this forum and then putting the picture of Kurt cobain(ho by the way is living with tupac and is still alive) on them
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315: Carry half a ton of gravel up a steep stair case..... This is what I did today....phew I'm exhaused..... :eek:
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316. Devise a well laid out plan on how to devise well laid out plans.

317. Devour the carcasses of what was your foes, gain thier power.
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Originally posted by monggo
314 print your own tree dollar bills and write in loving memory of the taco magus too honor the brilliant idea of creating this forum and then putting the picture of Kurt cobain(ho by the way is living with tupac and is still alive) on them
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243 - Profess to the world that Tupac is still alive, making records, drinkin', smokin', straight West-Coastin' and generally living the Thug Life in a basement in Jamaica (possibly accompanied by Hendrix/Marley/Bruce Lee/Hitler) and that he will return on the seventh of the seventh, 2007, at seven past seven in the morning, and release a limited edition 7-track promo album after killing his rivals in the hiphop world with seven seven inch long air-guns...
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318. Shake your finger violently at people like frogus who dont follow the threads theme.

319. If they fail to listen, gut them and wear thier entrails as a hat.
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320 - giggle quietly to self about Thug
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321. Nervously wonder why everyones giggling at you.
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