The Refurbished Sanctuary for the Depraved

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Sat Apr 12, 2003 11:42 pm

Hey everybody,

I'm off to Florida for a week tomorrow. May be able to drop in and say hello while there.

Cya in a week!

Voo

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 4:35 am

Have fun Voo and don't be a stranger

Post back soon.

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 12:21 pm

Have fun, Voodoo. Here's an idea while you're there:

Count how many "mullet" hair-dos you see while in Florida, and post the results.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:40 pm

LMAO @ the shoe!

Maybe we could find a pair for each of the inhabitants

*fires up oven in preparation for English Muffin baking*

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:46 pm

*Kender in action...*

Originally posted by dragon wench

*fires up oven in preparation for English Muffin baking*

...*replaces flour with kender baby powder*...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:50 pm

Re: *Kender in action...*

Originally posted by Maharlika
...*replaces flour with kender baby powder*...

Well given what baby powder is supposed to do to a baby's posterior these ought to be... erm fragrant, silky soft muffins

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:53 pm

Some kender where I come from have been known to accidentally eat their hoopaks; with a little force feeding, of course.

**dabs finger in baby powder**

seems to me more like Peruvian flake muffins.

Hmmmmmmm..........I'll take six dozen. gotta lotta studying to do this evening yet.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:58 pm

*provides Ned with a plentiful supply of English Muffins*

*Ned feels a strange and powerful surge of energy and then tries on new Peac0ck shoes, certain they are made for dancing*

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:01 pm

**dances a little ditty**

thx for the shoes. I'd rather see women dancing on the pole though.

mucho thx for the muffins. I've now the energy to study all night.

btw, ever watch the show taxi

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:04 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
btw, ever watch the show taxi

Too late. Poor Andy is dead.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:04 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
**dances a little ditty**

thx for the shoes. I'd rather see women dancing on the pole though.

mucho thx for the muffins. I've now the energy to study all night.

btw, ever watch the show taxi

lol!

Do you mean the movie with Robert DeNiro?

I have seen that... talk about darkly twisted.....

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:06 pm

No, not taxi driver, which was a great de niro movie but the sitcom tv show taxi

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:07 pm

AT LEAST...

Originally posted by dragon wench
Well given what baby powder is supposed to do to a baby's posterior these ought to be... erm fragrant, silky soft muffins

...they're not gonna be the pervy evil kender-fancier type!

@Ned: You must be referring to my dumb cousin 6 times removed, Ungemar Whistleblower. But I heard it wasn't a hoopak though. Witnesses said it looked more like a Staff of the Ram or something...

Hey, nice shiny shoes you got there.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:08 pm

No I haven't seen the sitcom. We don't have cable, except for the free channels that come with the internet connection and I don't watch them very much

What is it about?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:10 pm

It was a sitcom in the 70's/80's about a cab stand. It was a pretty good show with a good cast. Anyway, it was the inspiration for the peruvian flake muffins. Sort of mimics an old episode.

I gotta study. thx again for the muffins. THEY ARE WORKING!!!

G'night

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:11 pm

Re: AT LEAST...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...they're not gonna be the pervy evil kender-fancier type!

But you don't know what the remaining ingredients consist of....

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:13 pm

Night Ned

Good luck with the books

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:17 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench
But you don't know what the remaining ingredients consist of....

*accidentally puts on Ned's shoes and makes a run for it...*

*...and accidentally drops a few sticks of baby dynamites into the oven.*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:20 pm

Originally posted by Maharlika

*accidentally puts on Ned's shoes and makes a run for it...*

*...and accidentally drops a few sticks of baby dynamites into the oven.*

*wolf whistles at Mah's Peac0ck shoes*

*Wonders why exactly Mah was carrying baby dynamite upon his person*

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:21 pm

*takes Maharlika's stash of Balut hostage*

Okay Scribe. The gig's up. Either you do as the lady says...

Or your partially formed, fermented chicken embryos on the half-shell get it. *holds nose while around the disgusting abomination*