Titan Castle Pub

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 10:40 am

I think that BS might be sampling some of the local moonshine, perhaps he passed out, do you want anyone to go get him Maam?, or will you just leave the wily BS to your Silent Guards?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 3:00 pm

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
I think that BS might be sampling some of the local moonshine, perhaps he passed out, do you want anyone to go get him Maam?, or will you just leave the wily BS to your Silent Guards?

Nah, I'm not quite that cruel, to let my Silent Guards deal with BS.

Could you attempt to retrieve him for me, AN?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 3:08 pm

You must really care about those silent guards SS

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 3:15 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
You must really care about those silent guards SS

Well, yes, they are my guards after all.

I'm surprised you didn't turn it around the other way, though.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 6:02 pm

Well, I already knew you care about me.

Besides, you noticed, and in the process gave away your feelings.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 9:16 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Well, I already knew you care about me.

Besides, you noticed, and in the process gave away your feelings.

*opens her mouth to say something, but stops, deciding that saying something would only encourage you*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 9:35 pm

And showing me your tounge won't encourage me?

Besides, I don't need encouragement.....just ask Georgi

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 11:23 pm

Due to the low order of business at the Titan Bar, and because he needs the money for a hyperspace transport out of here, AN has decided to fight any monster of your choice, hopefully the the madam Saturn will donate the necessary ring, and beer to bring in sufficient numbers of spammers, commers, and the club of AN's own slurrers.

AN is equipped with a his own trusty blaster, he hails from across the galaxy, until recently he hunted all manner of SPAMMERS, COMMERS, and brought them in. Due to lack of funds however he cannot continue, so he has decided to use his testosterone laden skills for money enough to allow him to leave the system.

Let the games begin, but not right now, AN needs to study for his exam and go sleepy time right now.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 12:17 am

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
Due to the low order of business at the Titan Bar, and because he needs the money for a hyperspace transport out of here, AN has decided to fight any monster of your choice, hopefully the the madam Saturn will donate the necessary ring, and beer to bring in sufficient numbers of spammers, commers, and the club of AN's own slurrers.

AN is equipped with a his own trusty blaster, he hails from across the galaxy, until recently he hunted all manner of SPAMMERS, COMMERS, and brought them in. Due to lack of funds however he cannot continue, so he has decided to use his testosterone laden skills for money enough to allow him to leave the system.

Let the games begin, but not right now, AN needs to study for his exam and go sleepy time right now.

G'night, AN.

As for the ring, I have just the thing.

*runs off and gives orders to her Silent Guards for a circular ring with a radius of 10' be built and suspended over the Terrasque pit(the opening of which has a radius of 25')*

There, everything should be ready by morning.

As for the drinks, I've got an endless supply of everything.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 12:20 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
And showing me your tounge won't encourage me?

Besides, I don't need encouragement.....just ask Georgi

No comment.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 10:33 am

You don't have to say anything SS, your smile tells me all I need to know

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 2:10 pm

AN eyes the Terasque, it had been a long night, and he had the most serious hangover, belching loudly, He pulled out his trusty blaster, trying to distinguish between the two images showing in front of his face, which was real which was fake, the Terrasque roared loudly, wincing loudly it was certainly the one on the right. The Terrasque makes a wild hungry run for AN, who quickly staggers out of the way, the monster crashes into the railing.

The crowd goes wild, drowning in great gulps the copious alcohol which was flowing. Miss Saturn had been feeding the Terasque nothing but troublemaking Spammers and Commers, it was open odds at to what the still slightly drunk SLURRer could do.

Again the monster roared, and AN drew a bead on the monster with his blaster, waves of energy shot out engulfing the monster's head, AN thought for sure the Terrasque was doomed, but to his amazement, it charged right on through, again he barely sidestepped the monster, and looked increduously down at his blaster, he had set it on a its highest setting, and he might as well have shined a Old Earth flashlight at it for all the good it did.

Again the Terrasque, got up roaring loudly, its breathing increasingly heavy, its acid drool dripping on the sandy floor, charging, it stopped and looked at AN, gave another roar. It staggered over inching over, it's tail attempting halfheartedly to lash the nimble AN in two. Then breathing heavily, it collapsed on the ground.

AN looked down at snoring soundly, and realized something this particular Terrasque was rather fat, apparently Ms. Saturn had been feeding it to many Commers and Spammers lately, and it had gotten soft. AN didn't mind though, that battle had already increased his already painful hangover, and he climbed out of the ring, and went over to the Bar and ordered something stronger this time, the only cure he knew for a powerful hangover.

Of course the crowd didn't mind either, halfway through the battle they had all passed out, to much righteous alcohol.