Mutants unite!

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Dec 04, 2002 9:29 pm

Originally posted by Kayless
Ah, so these were the xvarts with the “excellent dialogue” who made you laugh. My bad.

Hehehe....ok...ok. Yeah. I was playing dumb.

Easy to do when youre in my shoes, you know. (Im just jumping to the insult before anyone else can

)

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed Dec 04, 2002 9:37 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Hehehe....ok...ok. Yeah. I was playing dumb. Easy to do when youre in my shoes, you know. (Im just jumping to the insult before anyone else can )

But you do it so well! (Play dumb). J/K

This incident is going on your permanent record young man (and will be remembered when the time for your cameo comes around).

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Wed Dec 04, 2002 9:37 pm

Dungeon Crawl is hilarious...I damn near pissed myself when I read the Spiderman vs. Darth Vader one, I was laughing so hard.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Dec 04, 2002 9:42 pm

Originally posted by Kayless
But you do it so well! (Play dumb). J/K This incident is going on your permanent record young man (and will be remembered when the time for your cameo comes around).

I thought I was supposed to be a handsome, yet dark parrot, that gets all the ladies, and has enough time to sit back and down some drinks.

"Who's the blue private tropical bird
that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Tybaltus!)
You're damn right
Who is the bird
that would risk his neck for his brother macaw?
(Tybaltus!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the parrot that won't cop out
when there's danger all about
(Tybaltus!)
Right on
You see this parrot Tybaltus is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about the parrot
(Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated bird
but no one understands him but his woman
(Tybaltus the parrot)"

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed Dec 04, 2002 9:52 pm

Originally posted by Gaxx_Firkraag
Dungeon Crawl is hilarious...I damn near pissed myself when I read the Spiderman vs. Darth Vader one, I was laughing so hard.

That ep's a real period piece.

In a few years I wonder if anyone will remember the hype rivalry and fan bickering between Star Wars and Spider-Man?

Originally posted by Tybaltus
I thought I was supposed to be a handsome, yet dark parrot, that gets all the ladies, and has enough time to sit back and down some drinks.

"Who's the blue private tropical bird
that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Tybaltus!)
You're damn right
Who is the bird
that would risk his neck for his brother macaw?
(Tybaltus!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the parrot that won't cop out
when there's danger all about
(Tybaltus!)
Right on
You see this parrot Tybaltus is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about the parrot
(Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated bird
but no one understands him but his woman
(Tybaltus the parrot)"

Actually I envision something more like this:

Khaggoth: "That parrot we ate tasted great!"
Castor: "What did he say his name was again?"
Durnkrag: "Tuberculosis or something."
Arudin: "Who cares. I got dibs on his wings!"
Khaggoth: "I just wish he hadn't screamed the whole time we were cooking him."

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Dec 04, 2002 9:54 pm

Originally posted by Kayless

Actually I envision something more like this:

[b]Khaggoth: "That parrot we ate tasted great!"
Castor: "What did he say his name was again?"
Durnkrag: "Tubballcus or something."
Arudin: "Who cares. I got dibs on his wings!"
Khaggoth: "I just wish he hadn't screamed the whole time we were cooking him."

[/b]

*Thinks about changing avatar that actually eats meat....namely amphibeans*

And in case you didnt recognize those lyrics, its "Shaft", reshaped

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed Dec 04, 2002 9:58 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
*Thinks about changing avatar that actually eats meat....namely amphibeans*

I think parrots in Santa hats are carnivorous (hint, hint).

Originally posted by Tybaltus
And in case you didnt recognize those lyrics, its "Shaft", reshaped

I may be a nerd, but I'm not so tragically unhip as to not recognize the Shaft lyrics, thank you very much.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Dec 04, 2002 10:06 pm

Originally posted by Kayless
I think parrots in Santa hats are carnivorous (hint, hint).

I may be a nerd, but I'm not so tragically unhip as to not recognize the Shaft lyrics, thank you very much.

No Santa hat! :mad:

LOL

No worries, as Beldin would say.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed Dec 04, 2002 10:10 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
No Santa hat!

LOL No worries, as Beldin would say.

Oh come on, where's your Christmas spirit?

("Locked away with my Nether Scroll and nude photos of the Simbul," as Arudin would say)

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Thu Dec 05, 2002 5:50 am

Let's see a little more Christmas spirit. I agree with Kayless. The parrot needs a hat! :cool:

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Dec 05, 2002 5:55 am

Yes! Resistance is futile!

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Dec 05, 2002 11:24 am

Originally posted by Osiris
Let's see a little more Christmas spirit. I agree with Kayless. The parrot needs a hat!

Oh man! Kam already made one for me but I declined.

And now the Egyptian eye has a hat? Oi....

Christmas spirit? Christmas spirit?

I have the same spirit as fable...How/why he got one of those hats on is beyond me And I choose to be the odd man out often times. I dont go well in uniform situations. And while the peer pressure is overwhelming ( :rolleyes:

) I still keep my parrot the way he has looked since he became my avatar, 3 months ago. (?) Im not one to show spirit.

And since when was Ankorage the North Pole? :confused:

And also since Im in a SPAMming mood, the first flakes of the snowstorm that people have been talking about hitting the east, have finally fallen, just now, up here in good ol' small town, MA.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Dec 05, 2002 7:21 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
And since when was Ankorage the North Pole?

I got kidnapped by elves and taken to their secret base a few miles north.

Okay, so it's not exactly the North Pole, but it's closer than you are!

Originally posted by Tybaltus
And also since Im in a SPAMming mood, the first flakes of the snowstorm that people have been talking about hitting the east, have finally fallen, just now, up here in good ol' small town, MA.

That's more snow than we're getting here.

(I think someone assassinated Jack Frost on his way to Anchorage)

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Fri Dec 06, 2002 10:59 am

The newest Dungeon Crawl is up.

It's a bit of a segue-way to funnier stuff, but still...

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Dec 06, 2002 1:34 pm

Originally posted by Kayless
The newest Dungeon Crawl is up. It's a bit of a segue-way to funnier stuff, but still...

LOL

We need a little plot here and there, dont get down on yourself.

Still some good lines in there. :cool:

Wang Chung-derives from the Chinese words Huang Chung, meaning in perfect concordance or perfect sound. Im pretty sure.

Lets post some lyrics from them, eh?

"Everyone Have Fun Tonight"
I'll drive a million miles
To be with you tonight
So if you're feeling low
Turn up your radio
The words we use are strong
They make reality
But now the music's on
Oh baby dance with me yeah.

Rip it up
Move down
Rip it up
Move it down to the ground
Rip it up
Cool down
Rip it up
And get the feeling not the word.

Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody Wang Chung tonight
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody Wang Chung tonight
Ev'rybody have fun.

Deep in the world tonight
Our hearts beat safe and sound
I'll hold you so close
Just let yourself go down.

Rip it up
Move down
Rip it up
Move it down to the ground
Rip it up
Cool down
Rip it up
Get out what's inside of you

Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody Wang Chung tonight
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody Wang Chung tonight
Ev'rybody have fun.

On the edge of oblivion
All the world is Babylon
And all the love and ev'ryone
A ship of fools sailing on
(Ev'rybody)
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
(Ev'rybody)
Ev'rybody have fun tonight.

Across the nation
Around the world
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
A celebration so spread the word.

Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody Wang Chung tonight
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody Wang Chung tonight
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody have fun.

"Dance Hall Days"
Take your baby by the hand
And make her do a high handstand
And take your baby by the heel
And do the next thing that you feel

We were so in vies
In our dance hall days
We were cool on cries
When all you and everyone we knew
Could believe, do, and share in what was true

Dance hall days love !

Take your baby by the hair
And pull her close and there, there, there
And take your baby by the ears
And play upon her darkest fears

We were so in vies
In our dance hall days
We were cool on cries
When all you and everyone we knew
Could believe, do, and share in what was true

Dance hall days love
Dance hall days
Dance hall days love

Take your baby by the wrist
And in her mouth an amethyst
And in her eyes two sapphires blue
And you need her and she needs you
And you need her and she needs you
And you need her and she needs you
And you need her and she needs you
And you need her and she needs you

We were so in vies
In our dance hall days
We were cool on cries
When all you and everyone we knew
Could believe, do, and share in what was true

Dance hall days love
Dance hall days love
Dance hall days
Dance hall days love
Dance hall days
Dance hall days love
Dance hall days
Dance hall days love...

And those are the only two songs you need to know about Wang Chung.

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Fri Dec 06, 2002 7:21 pm

Another fine effort, Kayless. Nothing like a scuffle between a couple of young women to liven a comic up.

Still, no hat, Tyb? Only 18 more days to go.... :cool:

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Dec 06, 2002 8:25 pm

Originally posted by Osiris

Still, no hat, Tyb? Only 18 more days to go....

So? Whats the difference between 18 days and 17 days, and then17 days to 16 days?

The hat wont come on, no matter whethere theres 18 days, or 10 days or 5 days.

Besides, theres already 2 members bearing the hat with my parrot. We wouldnt want 3 now would we?

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Fri Dec 06, 2002 8:30 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
LOL We need a little plot here and there, dont get down on yourself. Still some good lines in there.

I just like to get to the good stuff, and issues like today's are a tad boring.

Hopefully the next couple of eps will be as good as I think they are (but you'll have to wait until Monday to find out).

Originally posted by Osiris
Another fine effort, Kayless. Nothing like a scuffle between a couple of young women to liven a comic up.

It's a shame Castor wasn't there to see it.

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Besides, theres already 2 members bearing the hat with my parrot. We wouldnt want 3 now would we?

Oh yes we would!

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Fri Dec 06, 2002 8:32 pm

Originally posted by Kayless

Oh yes we would!

Still trying to convert Ty?

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Dec 06, 2002 8:33 pm

Originally posted by Kayless

Oh yes we would!

Who asked you? :mad:

*notices there isnt any comment about Wang Chung*
*is not surprised*