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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:23 pm
by Maharlika
Uhmmm...errrrr...
Originally posted by dragon wench
*wolf whistles at Mah's Peac0ck shoes*

*Wonders why exactly Mah was carrying baby dynamite upon his person*

:p :D
...I'm still a baby? Image

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:26 pm
by dragon wench
Re: Uhmmm...errrrr...
Originally posted by Maharlika
...I'm still a baby? Image


Hmmm... not only does he believe himself to still be a baby .. he also has a fetish for feathered women's shoes.... :eek:

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:27 pm
by Maharlika
HEY, NO FAIR!!!
Originally posted by Chanak
*takes Maharlika's stash of Balut hostage* :D

Okay Scribe. The gig's up. Either you do as the lady says...

Or your partially formed, fermented chicken embryos on the half-shell get it. *holds nose while around the disgusting abomination* Image
...get your own eggs to play with! :D

They're not fermented nor are they chickens... they're preserved duck embryos. :p

BTW, quick hands there. Takes some skill to handle a kender's pouch. Image

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:30 pm
by Maharlika
Re: the shoes...
Originally posted by dragon wench
Hmmm... not only does he believe himself to still be a baby .. he also has a fetish for feathered women's shoes.... :eek:
...these are trainer shoes. :p

If you get to run faster than Lewis with this pair then you got it made. :D

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:32 pm
by dragon wench
Re: Re: the shoes...
Originally posted by Maharlika
...these are trainer shoes. :p

If you get to run faster than Lewis with this pair then you got it made. :D

In that case, I'm not sure I want to know what sort baby accessory store you found those shoes in.... :eek:


I think I am off for the night ;)

See you all later :)

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:41 pm
by Chanak
Re: HEY, NO FAIR!!!
Originally posted by Maharlika
...get your own eggs to play with! :D

They're not fermented nor are they chickens... they're preserved duck embryos. :p

BTW, quick hands there. Takes some skill to handle a kender's pouch. Image


Kender? You ain't no Kender, Kemosabe. Heh. No...

You're an Ewok! :eek:

Everyone is hip to your masquerade, you eggsucker. :p :D

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 11:28 pm
by Tamerlane
Originally posted by Maharlika
*...and accidentally drops a few sticks of baby dynamites into the oven.* Image


You can get baby dynamites. :eek:

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 2:02 am
by Maharlika
Sure you can.
Originally posted by Tamerlane
You can get baby dynamites. :eek:
...they're those nasty little things that look like a wee-bit oversized birthday candles that pack a mean wallop! Image

@Chanak: I still refuse to recognize your allegations that I'm an ewok. :p They're too slow and chunky to be as fast and nimble as us kenders.Image

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 3:46 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by dragon wench
So do enter the tranquil warmth of the oasis and allow all your worldly cares to drift peacefully away.


Can a man get served a Slippery Nipple? Ah the home for the Depraved, is my corner still in vacant?

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 3:49 am
by Tamerlane
Whats so special about Sleep :p

If he gets a corner, then I demand a corner ;)

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 4:03 am
by Maharlika
Reminds me...
Originally posted by Tamerlane
Whats so special about Sleep :p

If he gets a corner, then I demand a corner ;)
...just like little Jack Horner? :D

Would you want a pie to go with it? :p Just don't get DW started by having her bake those nasty evil English muffins. :(

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 4:08 am
by Tamerlane
Whats wrong with English muffins and why are they so evil all of a sudden. If they were covered in Marmite, then I'd understand ;)

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 5:15 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Tamerlane
Whats so special about Sleep :p

If he gets a corner, then I demand a corner ;)


I was such a long term customer I received my own space, plus you have to be high on the scale of depraved ;)

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 5:18 am
by Tamerlane
So I have to show how depraved I am without getting banned :D

I'll let you keep your corner then ;)

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 6:42 am
by Maharlika
Originally posted by Tamerlane
Whats wrong with English muffins and why are they so evil all of a sudden. If they were covered in Marmite, then I'd understand ;)
I didn't think that English muffins were so evil till I observed Kayless' and Chanak's passion for it... :rolleyes:

...then have those killer muffins running after me. :eek: :o

Marmite? That would make it more evil then? :confused:

Must be DW's secret ingredient then. :D

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 9:46 am
by Bloodstalker
*wanders in, dazed and thirsty*

Where's the wenches? :D

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 10:09 am
by Harry2052
harry
Originally posted by Bloodstalker
*wanders in, dazed and thirsty*

Where's the wenches? :D


@BS *rolls eyes* if you want blood pollution shouldnt you ask for a drink instead? :D gogo alcohol poisoning :D :p

@Msty long time no see :)


harry

Edited for spelling due to too much bourbon :rolleyes: :)

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 10:15 am
by Bloodstalker
Ask for a drink? Nah, that I can just take :p

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 10:19 am
by Harry2052
compared to what?... the DF ladies walking around shapechanged into gators? :p :p :D *keepin a sharp eye out for wild magic rangers/ s'rup of disney* :rolleyes: :D

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 10:24 am
by Bloodstalker
Well, they do have a bite to them :D
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