New improved goodbye form

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:31 am

[QUOTE=thantor3]Maybe we should rename this the "New Improved Revolving Door Form"...

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I, Vicsun, being the sensitive sort, am leaving GB forever and hanging myself with my shoelaces in addition to being a drama queen, because I can no longer put up with the annoying smilieys and the constant lack of biting sarcasm this forum has lately exhibited. I am telling you all this so that you may feel damn guilty about what you may or may not have done and shower me with the attention and affection I crave. While you all suck donkeys, I am particularly upset with all those damn newbies

Don’t you know that I am so much smarter than all of you? In closing, please know that I’d rather clog dance with shoes filled with broken glass than see any of you again.

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:32 am

Hey guys! How are you all doing? I'm back again!

Hope you missed me!

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:35 am

That minute was the longest one in my entire life. *sob*
You've been missed Vicsun!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:47 pm

*snorts at Than, Vicsun and Sytze*

:laugh:

I'm inclined to agree. I actually think it is a bit silly and pointless to post some kind of public Good-bye.
a) It makes you look like an attention whore

b) You look *really* comical when the urge to post overtakes you again

I figure it is most graceful to slip gently away into the night.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:15 pm

Yeah, saying goodbye is for polite people and dorks :laugh:

Hahaha lie! I mean, it is interesting to go away and tell people, but this thread is kinda... gay.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:36 pm

Well, Chu did kind of ruin it there...

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:03 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]*snorts at Than, Vicsun and Sytze*

:laugh:

I'm inclined to agree. I actually think it is a bit silly and pointless to post some kind of public Good-bye.
a) It makes you look like an attention whore

b) You look *really* comical when the urge to post overtakes you again

I figure it is most graceful to slip gently away into the night.[/QUOTE]

Unless my irony meter is way off, I'm willing to bet hard cash on the fact that Waverly's original point when making this thread was exactly that goodbye threads are silly and pointless. Of course, the thread turned from a parody into the real thing, so I guess this qualifies for some sort of post-modern irony.

[quote="Ravager]Well"]
Now, now, don't put all the blame on poor Chu

If you read the thread (not that you should, it's probably pretty boring), you'll probably notice that Chu is in the majority when it comes to posting after saying a final farewell.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:14 pm

[QUOTE=Vicsun]Now, now, don't put all the blame on poor Chu

If you read the thread (not that you should, it's probably pretty boring), you'll probably notice that Chu is in the majority when it comes to posting after saying a final farewell.[/QUOTE]

Well, fair enough. But it's annoying to see Chu continually taking people in, whenever he decides it's time to leave 'forever'. It's happened at least 4 times.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:23 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]It's happened at least 4 times.

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this week?

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:30 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]this week?[/QUOTE]

Haha. If he wasn't on vacation (if he is) then you'd probably be right...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:59 pm

[QUOTE=Vicsun]Unless my irony meter is way off, I'm willing to bet hard cash on the fact that Waverly's original point when making this thread was exactly that goodbye threads are silly and pointless. Of course, the thread turned from a parody into the real thing, so I guess this qualifies for some sort of post-modern irony.[/QUOTE]

Indeed, you and I both. Too bad that Buck wouldn't allow a virtual gambling casino

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:45 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Indeed, you and I both. Too bad that Buck wouldn't allow a virtual gambling casino

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Now that would be nice...

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:47 pm

I, Chu, being the sensitive sort, am
2) taking an extended leave of absence

Because I can no longer put up with
1) constant ridicule

I am telling you all this so that
1) you may feel damn guilty about what you have done

While you all suck donkeys, I am particularly upset with (check all that apply):
__Gruntboy
__Ubik
__Mr. Sleep
__Weasel
__Waverly
__Foul / Witchking

Don’t you know that
3) I have feelings too?

In closing, please know that
4) I am going to that other board, The wonderful board of home, where they appreciate me.

_________________________________________________________________

I'm leaving for a while folks. Criticize me. Ridicule me. Ban me. Begone with me.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:54 pm

Again? *checks clip board* I think somebody owes me some money *grumbles*

Come on Chu, just because some of the newer peoples have yet to be exposed to the mighty CSL doesnt mean that you should cower under their menacing posts. It means you should draw your sword and teach them why you were feared in your day. And then run along back to the Harem, Ive heard stories about those whove missed their curfew... *shudders*

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:55 pm

Oooh!

I, Damuna_Nova, being the sensitive sort, am

4) being drama queen

Because I can no longer put up with

1) constant ridicule
4) biting sarcasm

I am telling you all this so that

3) (…well I have no idea why am telling you this)

While you all suck donkeys, I am particularly upset with (check all that apply):
__Gruntboy
__Ubik
__Mr. Sleep
__Weasel
__Waverly
__Foul / Witchking

Don’t you know that

4) my god will smite you?

In closing, please know that

2) I have a camera pointed at your bedroom window

4) I am going to that other board, Magelord's Mods, where they appreciate me.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:25 pm

Goodbye for you two.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:57 pm

Luis Antonio wrote:Goodbye for you two.

Only one of them.

Because as he himself says:

I, Damuna_Nova, being the sensitive sort, am

4) being drama queen

Damuna is just being a drama queen.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:59 pm

And then there were none......

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:25 pm

I, Lestat, being the sensitive sort, am
2) taking an extended leave of absence
Because I can no longer put up with
1) constant ridicule
2) members of the opposite sex fleeing at the sight of me
3) annoying smilies
4) biting sarcasm
(none of the above)
I am telling you all this so that
3) (…well I have no idea why am telling you this)
While you all suck donkeys, I am particularly upset with (check all that apply):
__Gruntboy
__Ubik
__Mr. Sleep
__Weasel
__Waverly
__Foul / Witchking
Don’t you know that
1) I am so much smarter than all of you?
2) if you don’t have something nice to say then don’t say anything?
3) I have feelings too?
4) my god will smite you?
(none of the above,)
In closing, please know that
1) I’d rather clog dance with shoes filled with broken glass than see any of you again
2) I have a camera pointed at your bedroom window
3) we can meet back here next week for ‘my goodbye’ part ____
4) I am going to that other board, _____, where they appreciate me.
(none of the above, but I'll be on holidays from the 2nd of August on and probably not on the wuhwuhwuh until half August).

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:14 pm

[QUOTE=Lestat]Only one of them.

Because as he himself says

amuna is just being a drama queen.

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Just for the record, Chu is being a drama queen too; that doesn't mean he's not intending to leave.