The Love Boat Sails Again.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu Jun 14, 2001 11:24 am

Darkpoet's swan boat moves slowly in the water gracefully. Little does anyone know, the evil that live within.

At one time Darkpoet, was a sane and happy man. He was always nice to the ladies, give them hugs and flowers. Until one day, an insensitive brutality came upon the poor man. He was flamed insane, by two hairy knuckled Neanderthals, who probably still live with their mommies. Darkpoet was then laughed at, even by the ladies he respected. When that happened, the last marble fell out. He now figures everyone must die, several of them are now missing. Gee, I wonder what happened to them. Darkpoet, now just hums to himself, in his shop o' death.

"Tic, toc"

The twitching man, stares at the screen for a target.

"If I see a clown, I will make him drown.
If I see his daddy, I will grind him into a hamburger paddy. HEHEHEHEHEHE"

[ 06-14-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Jun 14, 2001 11:25 am

Swapping hats again, Sleazel heads to the poop deck to check in with KidD01.

Heading past room 24, he see's the wielders have completed the job of wielding shut the door.

To the Poop Deck I come

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Thu Jun 14, 2001 11:42 am

Aye Keptin ! We've got prehistoric artifact on our sea bed viewer *Ahem* perhaps also a Neanderthal too !
*KidD shows Weasel to the viewer*

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu Jun 14, 2001 11:46 am

"Excuse me, captain, but I hear very strange noise from the outside... I think someone crying...

And I don't like the look of that swan. It's look like, ahhh, baby's toilet..."

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Thu Jun 14, 2001 11:51 am

Thank you Lady Minerva. Ahoy you lads check on that swimming toilet !

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu Jun 14, 2001 11:55 am

Darkpoet powers up his Death Star deflector shields.(He got those on sale at Walmart.

) Powered up his sophisticated jamming system. He then ready up his ugly duckling torpedos.

[ 06-14-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Jun 14, 2001 11:58 am

Aahh Problems mounting here, KidD01 take what ever action you see fit.

Remember the goal, Happiness and Money, we can't have either with a sunk boat.

Turning around, Aahh Ms.Minerva, you be having problems. I will fix them right away.

Hurrying to Minerva's room, Sleazel install sound proofing. Looking for the crying noise, Sleazel begins his search.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Thu Jun 14, 2001 12:01 pm

Sailor : Sir ! The toilet is full ! Erm full of explosives as scanner shown here !
K' : Raiders aye ? Activate cloacking shields ! Prepare to dive for 50 ft below !
K' : Aye keptin, me thinks you have the con now

me go search for those mini nuke mines to load on the tubes !

@ Weasel : sorry matey, It's early in the morning here, gotta tuck in now. BRB to continue the story later on....too much things to settle day time

[ 06-14-2001: Message edited by: KidD01 ]

KramoR · Post by **KramoR** » Thu Jun 14, 2001 12:08 pm

Kramor flying his super ZFXVBSFDRS3859218 fighter jet. The most sophisticated fighter in the world, this plane had everything, but a bathroom.

He targeted the swan, armed his anti-swan missles. The missles were launched, Kramor barrel rolled to watch the explosion. It was beautiful.

"I got the moving toilet, I see no hostiles. Heading back to base, out"

Kramor headed back to base.

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Thu Jun 14, 2001 12:09 pm

*leedogg stands up walks to the corner of the room(where his computer is) and starts yanking wired and throwing monitors, kicking the tower with a vengence unseen before!*

FARGIN' PEICE OF SHEET! SONS OFA DARN BEECHES AT AOL!! I HATE YOU FARGIN' ICEHOLES!!!

Ah*sigh*..i feel better now. i have to go...connection problems are really ticking me off. BTW- anyone else hear that ticking noise?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu Jun 14, 2001 12:17 pm

Little did they know the swan was a decoy. Darkpoet, make sure he had the Shadow cloaking device(which he bought from the Vorlons for 19999.99) on. Darkpoet twitching, waited for the prey to come to him.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Jun 14, 2001 2:05 pm

But Captain Weasel, what about your baked potato?

Miss Minerva, for a guest as esteemed as yourself, I will attempt to cook something other than potatos in the Mess Hall. Just ring your order in, and the Dumb Waiter (who?) will bring it right up.

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Thu Jun 14, 2001 2:35 pm

*after leedogg thoroughly destroys the computer, he decides to start on the supply of bud light in the cooler*

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Jun 14, 2001 3:23 pm

LOL

Hey Lee it's AOL I've been having problems too

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Thu Jun 14, 2001 3:36 pm

the muffin man is here everyone evacuate!
*everyone stares at cheesemage like hes a maniac, then theres a roar and man of muffins appear,everyone abandons ship*
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
by the way can i have some glass?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu Jun 14, 2001 4:13 pm

Darkpoet launched a Cheesemage killing missle. As it hit Cheesemage, melted cheese was blown all over the place. From the blast, Leedogg's cabin door blew open.

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Thu Jun 14, 2001 8:32 pm

As the sound of gunfire, explosions and melted cheese (does that make a sound? more importantly, if cheesemage blew up in the forest, would anybody care?

) Scratchy and Mojo Bill went to investigate.

"Ye Gads, mojo bill!" shouted Scratchy with angst. "We're under attack! And we haven't even done anything yet!" he continued in a half pouting voice.
"Cluuuuck, cluck, gobble gobble, cluck cluck." exclaimed Mojo Bill.
"What's that you say? Activate the dampening field? Already? Are you sure that's a good ide..." enquired Scratchy before being cut off by the sound of Mojo Bill's incessant squaking and flapping.
"ok ok, get ready..." exclaimed Scratchy as he pressed the little red flashing light on his watch"

Darkpoet's submarine decloaked for all to see... "Over there!" they shouted!

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 2:24 am

CRAPPY CLOACKING DEVICE ! WHERE THE F*CK YOU GOT THIS THING FROM, KEPTIN ??? On SYM Yard sale ? Damn ! Luckily it just blow some cheesecake out which scared out the passengers. OMG Barricade that door Pronto !

*K' push the tube launchers button*
Now let's see how that speck of bug gett outta this mini nuke mines !

Keptin ! Where's that assistant security ? i hope he ain't get drunk in the bar now !

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 2:54 am

I leave the board for one week and this is what you guys come up with??!!

Another loveboat,with Weasel at the helm??

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Jun 15, 2001 7:32 am

4.Marines included (Small sur charge)

5.Probes and other devices can get purchased at *Grunties Plastic World* (Patent pend.)

B*stard.