The Refurbished Sanctuary for the Depraved

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:47 pm

Wow! That pole can really dance! DW needs some help, though.... *turns on firehose, soaks DW to the skin* There! Nice and clingly now!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:48 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Gyrate is a cool word.

The donkey was carrying quite a pharmacy with him when we picked him up. It should be able to provide insight into Gwally's current concoction.

It turns out the cheerleaders could learn a thing or two from you DW. Any chance for an encore' performance.

Gads...who knows what Gwally might have gotten into then!

*Continues to dance wildly, this time accompanied by drums*

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:49 pm

Well done, Gwally. An encore performance is now mandatory, but watch the dancer, not the pole Gwally; unless, of course, the dancer is gyrating or swinging around the pole. Got it, good.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:52 pm

Here, Ned. You take the hose. I'm gonna buy that pole a drink....

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:53 pm

Nice thread DW

I would partake more closely, but I am going to Jamaica in two days!!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:53 pm

@Gwally,
why thank you, just what was needed to cool off

It was getting pretty warm with all that dancing

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:54 pm

Hi Viv,
*hug*
well do make yourself at home in the time you have

I think Gwally and Ned would like more dancers

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:55 pm

Originally posted by Vivien
Nice thread DW

I would partake more closely, but I am going to Jamaica in two days!!

Stopping in Tucson on the way, I hope?

What's in Jamaica that's not in Minnesota?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:59 pm

tropical flora and salt water. Otherwise, we got da rest up here in da nord, hey. Even sunshine and warm weather for the next few days.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:23 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Girlz like the feather. Trust me on this.

*gropes Ysh*

Okay, I'm ready! Let's roll!

do you know? very few get away with such careless fumbings? *hug*

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:24 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
do you know? very few get away with such careless fumbings? *hug*

Ned made me do it. *hug back*

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:28 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai

Ned made me do it. *hug back*

Like you ever needed any encouragement!

Hi Viv!! *hug*

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:31 pm

Yeah, Gwally, I made you do it?

Trust me, if I was forcing your paws in her direction, I'd have gotten in a grope or two as well. Just like my great grandaddy used to say: "A goose in the shower is good clean fun."

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:35 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Yeah, Gwally, I made you do it?

Trust me, if I was forcing your paws in her direction, I'd have gotten in a grope or two as well. Just like my great grandaddy used to say: "A goose in the shower is good clean fun."

Who you calling a goose?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:37 pm

Oh, it's a compliment baby, believe me.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:41 pm

I am trying...

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:42 pm

I think it was Ned's mental powers what made me grope Ysh. I'm sure of it. Why else would I have only done it once?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:42 pm

If you come a little closer, I can prove it!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:43 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

If you come a little closer, I can prove it!

Please don't speak to Gwally in this way, he is still on a learning curve

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:45 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
Please don't speak to Gwally in this way, he is still on a learning curve

I think it is obvious he was talking you you, Dear Ysh. Or the pole......