..... And how would YOU throw the bike on a roof???

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 5:38 pm

How a Dr. throws the bike on the roof:
Writes out the order:

Rx: 1 bike to be thrown on roof qD.

Nurse reads order, checks it off, passes it along to attendant.

Attendant throws bike on roof.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 10:45 pm

The Nameless One: Throws bike on roof as one incarnation. Comes back years later as a different incarnation with high Wisdom. Remembers throwing bike on roof. Gains 2 000 000 000 000 Experience Points and gets +10 to strength.

Baseball Pitcher: Hurls the bike through the roof

Football Player: Attempts to run through the house in attempt to reach the roof. Instead runs through one side of house and out the other. Ends up putting bike on local gopher's roof to get the touchdown.

Rugby Player: Does not throw, but drop kicks bike onto roof

Soccer Player: Uses head to propel bike onto roof, then falls over injured only to get up the next minute

Hockey player: Attempts to use ice skates on grass. Does not reach bike.

BMX/Freestyle Biker: Attempts to wheelie onto roof. Instead wheelies through front window.

Evil Knevil: Sets up massive ramp. Rides moter bike up ramp over roof while dropping normal bike onto roof and lands on the other side.

RandomThug: Tears down house. Tears down bike.

Bloodstalker: Decides that drinking beer will somehow get the bike onto the roof.

Chanak: Gets Bunny to do it.

Aegis: While pondering how to get bike on roof, decides to have toga party with gladiators who fight with fish

Fable: Gets Babylonian slaves to do it. Slaves run away screaming "The Assyrians are coming! The Assyrians are coming!". In his anger Fable bans a random GB member who no one cared about or knew.

Gruntboy: Sends marines in.

Kayless: Disco-Frog bounces onto the roof, drops bike off, then bounces down.

Superman: Forgets about roof and uses bike as weapon to defend Louis Lane

Spiderman: Ties bike on roof with spiderwebbing.

Storm: Creates a tornado to suck bike into air. Bike not only lands on roof but creates a perfect hole in roof that looks like the bike.

Minsc: Gets Boo to do it. Boo gets crushed. Resurrects the crushed hamster. Repeats cycle until Imoen casts "Strength" on Boo.

Xan: Moans while saying "Life....is so hollow," and decides that life is to depressing to go on. Sits in lawn chair and attempts to wait until he decomposes. Unfortunately he's an elf.

Anomen: Enthusiastically throws bike on roof. Starts braying about how just and righteous the deed he'd just performed. Talks about how he has just gained glory and honor.

Jan: Tells story of how Uncle Glim planted a magic radish sprout that created a ladder to roof.

Buck: Doesn't care about bike. Doesn't care about roof.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Jul 29, 2003 7:00 pm

LMAO...good ones Z

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Jul 29, 2003 8:42 pm

Originally posted by The Z
Xan: Moans while saying "Life....is so hollow," and decides that life is to depressing to go on. Sits in lawn chair and attempts to wait until he decomposes. Unfortunately he's an elf.

Anomen: Enthusiastically throws bike on roof. Starts braying about how just and righteous the deed he'd just performed. Talks about how he has just gained glory and honor.

LMAO at Xan!

Don't let Aqua-Chan see the Anomen one.

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 7:14 pm

hmm I would throw a bike out of an air plane on to a roof

Hopefully ill hit it