Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 8:29 am
Classic Korgan
Here are some of Korgy's choicer one-liners:
"I’ve had better times drowning face first in gutter water, don’t ye know, bleeding from every orifice."
When you go off to fight the fallen paladins in the bridge district: "By the Wyrm of Avarice! ‘Tis a grand day when me axe gets to bite into the over-cured armor of these oh-so-superior holy warriors! Lets be off, for I grow anxious for battle!"
If you make Korgy the group leader he says: "Aye, now this be more like it! The first t' disobey me orders gets an axe in their skull!"
When Jaheira gets on his case: “Pfeh, I know ye, druid. Ye wants nothing more than to return to yer tree-hugging ways an’ nothing more. More than likely y’ell turn tail the first sight of yon ogres!”
When Aerie gets on his case: “If I wanted to listen to yer yip, ye prissy elf, I’d pull ye over my knee and smack yer bottom. At least then I’d have meself something interesting to do while ye blathered on.”
When Valygar gets on his case: : "Dead is dead, and killing is killing, my lanky friend. Ye can sugar coat it all ye want, but when we go to our family reunions we both stand alone, aye?"
Getting on Imoen's case: "Hmph. Imoen, yer an o'er-lame excuse fer a member o' this party and I be tired of exertin' meself to protect ye! Next time I let ye perish, screaming like a ninny as ye does!"
Getting on Aerie's case: "Aerie, ye wingless freak! Ye better spend some time practicin' yer spells afore the next battle! I won't put up with any more of yer screw-ups!"
When romancing Mazzy: "Be aware, Mazzy, I've something long, hard and low to the ground ye're free to touch and fondle. Child, no need to glare! 'Twas me axe I were referring to."
Reciting his favorite lavratory wall poetry to Mazzy: "I were here, alas I'm gone, left me name, to arouse thee on, They who know me, know me well, those who don't can ride me stinking dump, straight to hell" "Haha! Masterstroke!"
Getting on Nalia's case: "Nalia, ye're overtall, beardless, long-limbed and lack strength. Ye disgust me."
Getting on the case of the entire party: "Ye know, though ye all be gutless, clumsy and nay too bright, this party is a sight better than me former crew of delvers and ne'er-do-wells."
Here are some of Korgy's choicer one-liners:
"I’ve had better times drowning face first in gutter water, don’t ye know, bleeding from every orifice."
When you go off to fight the fallen paladins in the bridge district: "By the Wyrm of Avarice! ‘Tis a grand day when me axe gets to bite into the over-cured armor of these oh-so-superior holy warriors! Lets be off, for I grow anxious for battle!"
If you make Korgy the group leader he says: "Aye, now this be more like it! The first t' disobey me orders gets an axe in their skull!"
When Jaheira gets on his case: “Pfeh, I know ye, druid. Ye wants nothing more than to return to yer tree-hugging ways an’ nothing more. More than likely y’ell turn tail the first sight of yon ogres!”
When Aerie gets on his case: “If I wanted to listen to yer yip, ye prissy elf, I’d pull ye over my knee and smack yer bottom. At least then I’d have meself something interesting to do while ye blathered on.”
When Valygar gets on his case: : "Dead is dead, and killing is killing, my lanky friend. Ye can sugar coat it all ye want, but when we go to our family reunions we both stand alone, aye?"
Getting on Imoen's case: "Hmph. Imoen, yer an o'er-lame excuse fer a member o' this party and I be tired of exertin' meself to protect ye! Next time I let ye perish, screaming like a ninny as ye does!"
Getting on Aerie's case: "Aerie, ye wingless freak! Ye better spend some time practicin' yer spells afore the next battle! I won't put up with any more of yer screw-ups!"
When romancing Mazzy: "Be aware, Mazzy, I've something long, hard and low to the ground ye're free to touch and fondle. Child, no need to glare! 'Twas me axe I were referring to."
Reciting his favorite lavratory wall poetry to Mazzy: "I were here, alas I'm gone, left me name, to arouse thee on, They who know me, know me well, those who don't can ride me stinking dump, straight to hell" "Haha! Masterstroke!"
Getting on Nalia's case: "Nalia, ye're overtall, beardless, long-limbed and lack strength. Ye disgust me."
Getting on the case of the entire party: "Ye know, though ye all be gutless, clumsy and nay too bright, this party is a sight better than me former crew of delvers and ne'er-do-wells."