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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:05 am
by CM
[QUOTE=winter rose]To think I do not even try.[/QUOTE]
Liar! You specifically go out of your way to hmm ruthlessly tease me!

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:10 am
by winter rose
[QUOTE=CM]Liar! You specifically go out of your way to hmm ruthlessly tease me!

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4 wives? Try handling one first. Books I have plenty. I always go to those when I get bored with you. And you wonder why I read so much.
Me and tease you, since when?
Luis -- come here, I'll make you feel better.
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:12 am
by giles337
Hmm i think the Taliban would rather join your conscience then hunt him down and kill him. There space up there for a good 300 sexually frustrated taliban?
Jeez

Do they not have camels

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:15 am
by CM
[QUOTE=winter rose]4 wives? Try handling one first. Books I have plenty. I always go to those when I get bored with you. And you wonder why I read so much.
Me and tease you, since when?
Luis -- come here, I'll make you feel better.[/QUOTE]
I can handle one. All she needs to be is from some village in Pakistan. End of story

You read so much to avoid me but that is not because you are bored of me

Conservative values conflicting with primal instinct

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:19 am
by winter rose
[QUOTE=CM]I can handle one. All she needs to be is from some village in Pakistan. End of story

You read so much to avoid me but that is not because you are bored of me

Conservative values conflicting with primal instinct

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haha.Have you met one of those women from those pakistani villages? Trust me they are not meek little creatures, they would fix you up in a matter of minutes and you would be begging for mercy.
Primal instincts? Yeah I usually feel like hitting you on your head with a hammer. Of course I have to avoid you. Otherwise I would have murder on my hands!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:20 am
by C Elegans
Magrus wrote:No, based on the reaction I get when they wake up next to me, I doubt that one. If they're acting they obviously think I'm a way to get a Grammy or something.
Ok, so either you look like somebody in the movie business, or you must get better selection criteria.
Sytze]
I sense a clear case of gender bias. You're discriminating wrote:
I am discriminating yes, but not on gender criteria, only on good looks and intelligence criteria. VonDondu and Brynn are prettier than you and Fas, thus I like them better and treat them better. I will be nice towards any male members that are very pretty and intelligent.
Sytze]
How did you got from being too flirtatious and intimidating towards women to being ugly? I do not follow. I doubt your capabilities. [/quote][/quote]
It should be easy to follow wrote:your[/i] twisted belief to
my professional and undisputedly correct opinion, is not difficult at all
Magrus]
She might dig being a guy considering how much she enjoys them and all. [/quote wrote:
If I was a guy, I'd make sure I had a really nice firm and fit butt, which I'd admire and stroke every day in front of the mirror

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:23 am
by CM
[QUOTE=winter rose]haha.Have you met one of those women from those pakistani villages? Trust me they are not meek little creatures, they would fix you up in a matter of minutes and you would be begging for mercy.
Primal instincts? Yeah I usually feel like hitting you on your head with a hammer. Of course I have to avoid you. Otherwise I would have murder on my hands!!![/QUOTE]
Ha! I am a chauvinistic male. I can handle any woman where ever she is from. Those women couldn't do anything. Plus there is always the threat of handing them over to the INS
I should ask CE what is the psychological problem where you mask your true feelings have stating otherwise. Displacement? But should ask. You don't want to hit me you only say you do.
Plus i do believe SYM is rather enjoying this. If you are reading this and enjoyed it transfer money to my backaccount asap. Thank you.
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:31 am
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=winter rose]
Luis -- come here, I'll make you feel better.[/QUOTE]
AAAAAAW aint that cute? *hug*

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:40 am
by Yeltsu
[QUOTE=C Elegans]
Oh, that's no problem, I can give you some serious problems to ponder.
*snaps fingers*
*two sturdy 100 kg nurses in white coats appear and drag Yeltsu away*
[/QUOTE]
Oh crap, I didn't want those kind of problems! HEEEELP!
@ Luis, I can help you get rid of those pills easily
@CE well, if I were a girl then I would be sure to have some nice breasts, and firm, not-too-thin thighs and butt, and make sure I groped myself all the time, I would also be a lesbian

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:40 am
by winter rose
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]AAAAAAW aint that cute? *hug*

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Well I was going to offer you tea but a hug is ok too.
CM --- Im not the one with the psychological problems. Seeing as how Im also taking psych, I can assure you that I am saying how I feel (my true feelings) but YOU are in denial.

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:42 am
by C Elegans
CM wrote:Of course i am not getting any. To get any would be to insult God and be sinning.
It's your choice to follow this, maybe your god did not mean it like at all, maybe he wouldn't care at all about your sex life

How amusing it would be if you sacrificed all this in vain
CM]
Shatter what illusions? I am allowed to have 4 wives. There is nothing stating that they can't all be in bed with me at the same time :D [/QUOTE]
The illusion that you can handle more than 1 wife. Look wrote:
4 wives? Try handling one first. Books I have plenty. I always go to those when I get bored with you. And you wonder why I read so much.
Smart girl, she understands exactly what I mean. If you marry Fas one day, I'll send you my list of "The 1000 greatest works in literature".
Luis]
Hello nurse... Will you call me too? I guess I'll be tired after treatment. [/quote]
From now on wrote:
Jeez Do they not have camels
Not in Pakistan and Afghanistan I think, unless they imported some.
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:53 am
by Brynn
[QUOTE=winter rose]Primal instincts? Yeah I usually feel like hitting you on your head with a hammer. [/QUOTE]
Oh, WR, it's such a relief to know I'm not alone with this... Thank you for sharing that

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:53 am
by Magrus
[QUOTE=C Elegans]Ok, so either you look like somebody in the movie business, or you must get better selection criteria.
If I was a guy, I'd make sure I had a really nice firm and fit butt, which I'd admire and stroke every day in front of the mirror

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I did get better with my selection criteria. It's how I met my toy and now girlfriend. She's the only girl I've been with that can keep up with me long enough to wear me out and I love her for that too. Horribly frustrating having everyone finish and need sleep long before your done.
I dunno if it would be good if I was a girl, I don't think I'd leave my room.
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:59 am
by moltovir
[quote="CE]
1. Do you prefer blondes or brunettes?
2. Do you prefer big and curvy or small and slim?
3. Please tick what"]
As I am the founder and owner of this specialized clinic, I have certain privileges. Example given, I can get any therapy the clinic offers for free. So here's my form:
1. Brunettes
2. Small and slim, the asian type
3. Short skirts, chocolate, white doctor's jacket, psychiatry diploma, obsession with a small soil nematode named Caenorhabditis Elegans
Please send the staff member that satisfies these conditions to my personal room, every night at 10 pm.
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:00 pm
by winter rose
camels? Yeah they do have those in Pakistan. They keep them around to scare off the foreigners.
Brynn -- yes tell me about it. He is the most infuriating man Ive had the fortune to meet. ( I wont say misfortune for his sake

)
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:04 pm
by winter rose
Moltovie -- They come with a special 2 foot long hypodermic syringe. Its the bonus after 10pm

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:10 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=C Elegans]
From now on, all pills are banned and you will spend some time in a private cellar room. Since it's obvious you need to cheer up, you will get nightly visits from our Special Treatment staff. Just fill in this short form, please, and the nurse will leave it to me before night:
1. Do you prefer blondes or brunettes?
2. Do you prefer big and curvy or small and slim?
3. Please tick what, if any, of the following you like:
leather
latex
rubber
high heels
stay up stockings
lace
short skirts
chocolate
yello
other, please describe:
[/QUOTE]
I prefer:
Blondes or Brunnettes

Tan girls are far more welcome, though. You know... Girls with bikini marks are hot. Hm... Depends. I like big and curvy, but I'm not picky, the girl doesnt need to be perfect. Of course that helps. I'm tall (190 cm, 84 kg ) so I prefer girls with similar height.
I want chocolates, short skirts, and laces. I also enjoy a big room, with dim ligths, and a jaccuzzi. I'm sure Moltovir has set that up already. Of course, I'm not picky, so only a bed or a chair may be enough
Regarding stamina... I'd spent 5-6 hours on... exercise, rest for some hours, and do it all over again, you wont be trouble due to lack of observation.
Far better than the pills

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:12 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=winter rose]Well I was going to offer you tea but a hug is ok too.[/QUOTE]
Bah! Tea is for CM. And you, of course. I want hugs. Thanks

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:19 pm
by Sytze
[QUOTE=C Elegans]
I will guide you through this reasoning step by step, so you do not get lost.
But I never confirmed I believed in your own interpretation of the situation! On the contrary, I think this interpretation of yours is distorted by your disturbed mind. That's why I said "you must be ugly then".
So, going from
your twisted belief to
my professional and undisputedly correct opinion, is not difficult at all

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Yes, your logic is clearly, undoubtedly unflawed.
So is your statements that you're not gender discriminating.
Forgive me, milady, my horrible looks and even worse intelligence made me doubt your professional opinion. I sincerely apologize.
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:20 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Sytze]Yes, your logic is clearly, undoubtedly unflawed.
So is your statements that you're not gender discriminating.
Forgive me, milady, my horrible looks and even worse intelligence made me doubt your professional opinion. I sincerely apologize.[/QUOTE]
[whisper]I sense fear, fear leads to the dark side...

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