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[QUOTE=Magrus]*ponders* Many things come to mind, and all of them involve some innapropriate mental image. Drunk was a better option.[/QUOTE]
lol no doubt. I keep seeing these spam-clad women tossing spam at some guy's naked flesh... oh, where's the toilet? -puke-

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Depends on the set up.... Think... one woman, two guys :devil:

And that is all I'm saying on the matter [/QUOTE]
LoL I meant with one guy and two women, sorry.

32. Women are never requested to take out a ruler before and after sex for comparison purposes

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Try safest, instead

@Mag: Why was the girl crying after the threesome?[/QUOTE]

Wasn't my fault! My old roommate broke up with girl 1 and was dating girl 2. Girl's 1 and 2 wanted each other, so...threesome happened. Girl 1 says put it in my *beep* and girl 2 says "Get that dirty *beep* out of here!" and I end up with sobbing girl 1 in my lap for the rest of the night. Ruined my movie viewing of Dogma.

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Depends on the set up.... Think... one woman, two guys :devil:

And that is all I'm saying on the matter [/QUOTE]

*grunts* I've been told my reach-around technique does the trick as an alternative. Hmm, have you ever gotten into a wierd, uncomfortable place regarding mixing up T.P. and D.P. with a parental figure?

*beep* hehehehehe

[QUOTE=Magrus]Wasn't my fault! My old roommate broke up with girl 1 and was dating girl 2. Girl's 1 and 2 wanted each other, so...threesome happened. Girl 1 says put it in my *beep* and girl 2 says "Get that dirty *beep* out of here!" and I end up with sobbing girl 1 in my lap for the rest of the night. Ruined my movie viewing of Dogma. [/QUOTE]
I think the movie viewing of Dogma would ruin your movie viewing of Dogma. :laugh:

[QUOTE=Chimaera182]I think the movie viewing of Dogma would ruin your movie viewing of Dogma. :laugh:[/QUOTE]

I thought the concept was vastly amusing. Although, watching the Passion baked out of my head was pretty funny too.

@ Luis, I thought you'd like that.

I double posted. Damn.

[QUOTE=Magrus]"Get that dirty *beep* out of here!"[/QUOTE]

In an experience I've had, the other girl got pissed when he was bangin' me. She left the room all pissy, like, hysterical! I mean, wtf! If you want sum more axion, take axion! So I'm like, 'man, I thought she was cool'. He ended up ditching her. . . :sigh: Kids.

[QUOTE=Magrus]I thought the concept was vastly amusing. Although, watching the Passion baked out of my head was pretty funny too.

@ Luis, I thought you'd like that.

I double posted. Damn. [/QUOTE]
I thought the concept was amusing, too, but when I saw the movie, I was just unimpressed.

LoL oh man that sounds odd. I don't even want to see the Passion baked, though. I saw Hero though, but I wasn't baked out of my head. Um, how'd we get from women not having male appendages to this? Magrus... :laugh:

[QUOTE=Athena]In an experience I've had, the other girl got pissed when he was bangin' me. She left the room all pissy, like, hysterical! I mean, wtf! If you want sum more axion, take axion! So I'm like, 'man, I thought she was cool'. He ended up ditching her. . . :sigh: Kids.[/QUOTE]

Ha, yeah, that went down with one of my friends too. He was pissed when the girl walked out. Ruined his fun.

I won't bother with a threesome. Too much emotional tension can become involved and ruin all the fun. Besides, the appeal for sex with me is giving my full attention to one person in an intimate manner. Involving more people ruins the appeal for it with me.

@ Chim, Viewing of Dogma being ruined by a failed threesome. Duh.

33) No fighting over 'stick shifters'

That last one made me consider the opposite of this thread....maybe I need to do one up? :mischief:

[QUOTE=Magrus]@ Chim, Viewing of Dogma being ruined by a failed threesome. Duh. [/QUOTE]
lol oh yeah. That's just... funky.

34.) Women don't have to worry about considering those endless annoying "Need extra inches?" emails.

35. Baby girls don't generally have to undergo the potential agony (and possible feelings of loss later in life ) of circumcision.

[QUOTE=dragon wench]35. Baby girls don't generally have to undergo the potential agony (and possible feelings of loss later in life ) of circumcision.[/QUOTE]

Tragically that is not true

36. women can read threads like these and not feel like they should be looking over their shoulder for someone with a pair of clippers.

[QUOTE=Chimaera182]lol oh yeah. That's just... funky.

34.) Women don't have to worry about considering those endless annoying "Need extra inches?" emails.[/QUOTE]

Ironically, when I was helping my grandmother with some computer trouble she was having a few weeks ago (I'm proud of her for just being willing to learn how to use e-mail, to be honest), and we were cleaning out her mailbox, there were plenty of ...those... advertisements. "I'm sorry, sonny, but these things just confuse me. I know all sorts of crazy kids want to be NBA players these days, but drugs to add inches to your height?" I couldn't explain I was laughing so hard.

36 - Girls have no problem with appendage being caugth in the zippers of their jeans.

[QUOTE=Tower_Master] "I'm sorry, sonny, but these things just confuse me. I know all sorts of crazy kids want to be NBA players these days, but drugs to add inches to your height?" I couldn't explain I was laughing so hard.[/QUOTE]

OMG! ROFLMAO!!!!!! That's classic!

Lui, someone already posted that one. But that doesn't make it less harmful.