Oprah For President!!!
VonDondu wrote:Well, you know what Rudy Giuliani
said yesterday: a terrible event like "9/11" can only happen if Democrats are running the country. Obviously, it could never happen if Republicans were in charge.
Of course, the original 9/11 happened under the Republicans...
Apologies to any Chileans, BTW, who of course have their own
pre-2001 9/11 tragedy in the CIA sponsored Pinochet coup. My use of the term 'original' 9/11 is in no way intended to downplay the suffering, political incarcerations, and thousands of deaths incurred as a result of said tragedy.
TEMPLAR67 wrote:4. they were invaded for breaking the ceasfire agreement and multiple UN resoulutions
Really? Here in Oz we were told it was because Iraq had WMDs and hence posed an immediate threat to our (well, actually, America's, but everyone knows when you attack the USA you attack the rest of the Western world by extension too) safety, and they might give them to terrorist groups as well. Oh, and Saddam Hussein kicked our puppies, FOR FUN!
Alright, I made that last one up... PS HI CHANAK!
TEMPLAR67 wrote:6. I have no problem with NSA wiretapping, the terrorist wont wait on the phone for you to get a warrant, and its not like theyre listening to Mr. Jones talking to his dad, they are listening to suspected terrorist.
If anyone out there feels lonely and wants some company, just send a message like 'Did you see that movie about the TERRORIST plotting to BLOW UP THE WHITE HOUSE? It was THE BOMB!" over the phone. You'll have lots of visitors in no time!
TEMPLAR67 wrote:12. Katrina was not bushes fault the responseability of that falls on the mayor and govenor and the director of fima
There is the little issue of, say, FIMA funding involved.
TEMPLAR67 wrote:Yes, first off i feel that at least i am superior to these animal-like terrorist, and second, if strapping a bomb to yourself in the belief that you will be given 72 virgins if you do it, if that dosent qualify you to be crazy, then i dont know what does.
Totally right. Women who live together tend to synchronize periods after a while. Imagine PMS times 72 every month for eternity, Hell would be a relief by comparison...
TEMPLAR67 wrote:The reason this war is still going on is because we are too concerned about being politically correct instead of fighting a war. the only thing these terrorist understand is violence and pain, the only way to win is to make them too terrifyed to fight us, and just start killing them off. And last time i checked our economy is doin pretty dam good.
OMG, I think I'm in love. Even if you're trolling this stuff is gold. There's way too many quotes I just adore here to list, suffice to say: Odie's back on the 'net for a while, and you and I going to have
lots of fun.
Please be my friend.
Just for the record, the God of Christianity is the God of Abraham, coincidentally the same God as that of Islam (and Judaism). That's why Judaism, Christianity and Islam are known as "Abrahamic" religions, they all stem from Abraham and (drum roll, please) worship the same God. Oh, and human beings
are animals, specifically primates.
I would make an observation about Jesus being put to death for humanity's sins, human sacrifice, and religious martyrdom here but that might start a
real fight, so I'll be good.