WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET PORN OFF THE INTERNET???!!!
-Gruntboy (just kidding.

You’re my hero Grunt)
You’ve got to be fricking kidding me!
-Every Alaskan after an Australian tourist jumped the safety rail and got too close to Binky the polar bear’s cage in the zoo. (You’ve undoubtedly seen the footage on When Animals attack)
I’ve done far worse then kill you. I’ve hurt you. And I wish to go on… hurting you.
-Star Trek II, The Wrath of Khan
Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-Gen. Douglas Macarthur
I find your lack of faith disturbing
-Star Wars
I am your father
-The Empire Strikes back
Bitch! Where’s my bacon?!
-The Dead Alewives
Fall! FALL!!!
-Transformers the Movie
Sarlag poof! Weng doh’mehai!!!! Foof yar teho!!! HA HA HA =)
-Kayless, messing with peoples’ minds on Battle.net
There can be only one!
-Highlander
I AM the last one!
-Dragonheart
Teamwork is so overrated.
-Gargoyles
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
-The Simpsons
Who does number two work for?! Who does number two work for?!
-Austin Powers
"Was ever woman in this humour woo'd?
Was ever woman in this humour won?"
King Richard III I, ii, 227-228
"O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!"
Hamlet I, v, 106
"Love sought is good, but given unsought is better"
Twelfth N, III. i.
Fear makes the wolf bigger then he is.
- Old German proverb
It is good that war is so terrible else we should grow too found of it.
-Robert E. Lee
All this has been my fault.
-Robert E. Lee
"The course of true love never did run smooth"
Midsummer Night’s Dream, I. i.
"Kindness in women, not their beauteous looks, shall win my love"
T of the S, IV. vii.
Today is a good day to die.
-Klingon proverb
What can change the nature of a man?
-Planescape Torment
That depends what your definition of the word is, is.
-Bill Clinton
Democracy may be only a step removed from anarchy, but at least it’s not as loud.
-Gene Roddenberry’s Andromeda