I'm quoting, here (no spam)

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu May 10, 2001 6:26 am

I'm quoting, here

I'm sure there was, at one time in the vast, unexplored territory that is SYM, a quotes topic, but as nothing like that has appeared at least recently, I thought I'd start one up. Feel free to add your own choice quotes. One rule: you have to state the originator of your quote, if known. (So if you make it up, you have to own up to it.)

"Democracy gives people the kind of government they deserve, right between the eyes." -H.L. Mencken

"It is hardly an argument against a man's general strength of character that he should be mastered by love. A fine constitution doesn't insure one against smallpox." -George Eliot (Marian Evans), in Adam Bede

Change: no comments from films or games, please. Those go in the Other Entertainment thread. Thanks.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu May 10, 2001 6:29 am

"I's gots me own teeths" - Darkpoet.

"Is it in yet?" - Darkpoet's girlfriend.

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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu May 10, 2001 6:38 am

"Yes my names Weasel, but that doesn't mean I sleep with them" by Weasel.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 6:53 am

"Damn, I have a cramp in my hand."-Gruntboy

"Oh yeah, I have another hand."-Gruntboy

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu May 10, 2001 7:04 am

I can see that the intellectual level of this topic is going to be extraordinarily refined. Please, do continue.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu May 10, 2001 7:09 am

LOL - couln't resist it (though Darkpoet's g/f does say that to him

).

This is a favoutrite quote of mine:

"War is hell" - William Tecumseh Sherman

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 7:12 am

"We have nothing to fear, but fear itself." FDRoosvelt.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu May 10, 2001 7:16 am

Good one.

"Never take counsel of your fears" George S. Patton.

"Those who fail to learn from history are condemned to repeat its mistakes" George S. Patton.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu May 10, 2001 7:17 am

"I would betray the world, before I let the world betray me" Cao Cao..(Chao Chao) 189 A.D.

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Manveru · Post by **Manveru** » Thu May 10, 2001 7:19 am

"Si vis pacem para bellum" - one of roman politic rules (my favourite)

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Thu May 10, 2001 7:21 am

"All your base are belong to us" Cats, Zerowing (

)

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fable · Post by **fable** » Thu May 10, 2001 7:22 am

Cao Cao! I loved that sneaky b!stard in the old KOEI games.

"War hath no fury like a non-combatant." -CE Montague

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu May 10, 2001 7:22 am

"

We will bury you

" - Kruschev

I hate the little fella but, man, you gotta admire the passion he said that with. He meant it too. Shame he wasn't able to manage it

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 7:23 am

"This here is a Smith and Wesson 44 magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world." Harry Callahan

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Brink · Post by **Brink** » Thu May 10, 2001 7:25 am

Liu Bei had the best advisors though

"You will suffer,you will all suffer" Jon Irenicus,Waukeen's Promenade

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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu May 10, 2001 7:29 am

"A Regular Day at GameBanshee's Forum

1.Weasel replies

2.Flagg warns Weasel

3.Weasel hides

Two hours pass
4.Weasel replies

5.Flagg warns Weasel again

6.Weasel hides again

Repeat.Repeat.Repeat.Repeat. " by Weasel

"Definitely. Going to ban his account now."

by Buck Satan

"If I had my wings" by Aerie, right before the Black Dragon ate her.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu May 10, 2001 7:32 am

"ROFKMGDBMFXYZWPFSGLAO" - Ubik, and:

"Nothing beats sheep-@$$, I just can't get enough" - Ubik.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Thu May 10, 2001 7:33 am

"Weapon has no effect" Jaheira,throughout BG2

Dozens of taunts from villains who never lived up to their billing

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu May 10, 2001 7:34 am

"Love the marines" - yours truly

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu May 10, 2001 7:35 am

@Brink! So you remember Romance of the Three Kingdoms, too! Yes, Liu Bei had great advisors, but you could always try to bribe 'em and steal 'em.

"Fear me!" -Edwin Odessiron, BG2

"Love is the star men look up to as they walk along, and marriage is the coal-hole they fall into." -H.L. Mencken