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Originally posted by Jaesha
633: Learn Garaz the art of counting... :p
634: point out that this has already been said in number 337 in this thread and was riplied to one number later......
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635: Learn Garaz the art of counting... again. Bleh! :p
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Originally posted by Jaesha
635: Learn Garaz the art of counting... again. Bleh! :p
HEY, I'm correct this time...... don't go blaiming the innocent :p

63.... hmm what ever Jaesha said +1 : Tell people to stop bugging me about the fact that I can't count :( :p :rolleyes: :D
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637. Go home and work on your truck you hate
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638. Listen to some very very very very loud metal/hard rock :D :D
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639: go and buy an expencive cinema ticket and then sleep through most of the movie.....
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640; make little annimals of dough
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641: make dough out of little animals *cackle* :D
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642; waiting for someone to give you a massage
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643: Make little dolphins of soap.
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644: Dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight. Image
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But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
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645: put those soap dolphins in a flower arrengment
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646: Destory that arrangement! :D
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Originally posted by Kayless
644: Dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight. Image


647. Watch Batman and The Joker
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648: Fiddle with parents' important invoices/letters
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649. Help your younger brother move into his new house. (takes ages moving all his stuff and buying furniture, spent every evening in the last week doing this) :D
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650. Write a midterm exam with 100 True or False items and all answers are "True."

651. Watch confused students deny the obvious answers in front of them and sprinkle above mentioned exam with just enough "False" to pass.
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652. Try to be more evil than Askal.

653. Fail miserably :D
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Originally posted by Kameleon
653. Fail miserably :D


LMAO....

654; listen to 10 seconds of every number of all your cd's
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655. sit at home in misery as you celebrate your birthday week in bed ppuking and such
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