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Originally posted by Maharlika:
<STRONG>The hunks at the beach? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I promised to return their babes and I did!
</STRONG>

yeah .. i decided to keep them at my place ... the hunks dont know that though

better start running old boy

harry

Originally posted by Maharlika:
<STRONG>The hunks at the beach? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I promised to return their babes and I did!
</STRONG>

These babes?

This post was brought to you by Sailor Saturn, the Queen of Saturn, Queen of Spam, and Goddess of Death and Rebirth.

Edit: I copied the URL for the baby pic once and pasted it three times...yet the third pasting had a typo... How the HECK does that happen!?

[ 11-23-2001: Message edited by: Sailor Saturn ]

Originally posted by Harry2052:
<STRONG>yeah .. i decided to keep them at my place ... the hunks dont know that though

better start running old boy

harry</STRONG>

*runs to his Ford Laser'84 HB with beach combing capabilities*

Good idea.

*as he starts the engine...*

Oh yeah, Harry... those babes were a knockout!

Gotta go now, have fun with the babes!

Ta Ta!

Dear COMM's

My trip to the COMM Annual Pig and Sheep Roast was a success. The theme this year was about Traitors in the Mist. I will not bore you with the details.

I'm glad to see the true path is still be followed. Sadly my time is limited. Still keep the good work up.

Peace

ROFLMAO!!!

Weasel what are you up to this time eh?
And shame on all of you COMM's for being so gullible! Remember Weasel, the evil backstabbing Aerie hater
Repent while you still can!

btw I discovered this in Weasel's notebook:

C.O.M.M. = Cive Oll (your) Money (to) Me

C.O.M.M. = Cive Oll (your) Money (to) Me

Haha, nice one... Did you follow a "How to read creativly" class of some kind?

Originally posted by Rob-hin:
<STRONG>C.O.M.M. = Cive Oll (your) Money (to) Me

Haha, nice one... Did you follow a "How to read creativly" class of some kind? </STRONG>

You don't know Omar, very well do you??

There is a reason way people fear him on this board. You might want to read some of the old posts, if Buck didn't delete them already.

We don't call him Omar the terrible for nothing.

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>You don't know Omar, very well do you??

There is a reason way people fear him on this board. You might want to read some of the old posts, if Buck didn't delete them already.

We don't call him Omar the terrible for nothing.</STRONG>

The terrible what? Terrible Speller? - Just kidding. I have heard the legends of Omar, and frankly, my gonads have shriveled just knowing he's posting again.

Another Pakistani.
And i have read alot about him/you err...yeah.

Yes Darkpoet! You have spoken truly!

BEHOLD, PEOPLE OF SYM!!!
It is I, the legendary Omar the Terrible who has returned to fight the evil that is known as spam, and this includes 'COMMunication'!

I call upon the sensible members to stand up and take action against Weasel and co.!
Come and join my movement, the well known and feared ASS (Anti Spam Society)

Come! Hurry! We have no time to lose!

@Fas: another Pakistani? You?! I can't believe it! How very very intersting
So where are you from?

[ 11-24-2001: Message edited by: Omar ]

Originally posted by Omar:
<STRONG>Yes Darkpoet! You have spoken truly!

BEHOLD, PEOPLE OF SYM!!!
It is I, the legendary Omar the Terrible who has returned to fight the evil that is known as spam, and this includes 'COMMunication'!

I call upon the sensible members to stand up and take action against Weasel and co.!
Come and join my movement, the well known and feared ASS (Anti Spam Society)

Come! Hurry! We have no time to lose!</STRONG>

Greetings, Omar. Why don't you visit the Titan Castle Pub? I've got the perfect drink for you.

This post was brought to you by Sailor Saturn, the Queen of Saturn, Queen of Spam, and Goddess of Death and Rebirth.

[ 11-24-2001: Message edited by: Sailor Saturn ]

Omar the sicko- Like I said Weasel just got hold of a bunch of thingies and brainwashed them. Quite simple, actually.

Comm's if you want a smilie war, don't make me go and call The_Pope over, i discourage any furhter action on your part.

You can't make DP a comm. After all he's got about 10,000 posts of spam.

Alas! I see, to my disappointment, that my call for assistance hasn't been answered.

Never mind! A.S.S. will emerge victorious as I have in my possession a weapon of mass destruction, a weapon so terrible that even the mighty Weasel will be peeing in his pants
out of fear when he finds out about it!
Just hold on for a second...

@Sailor Saturn: what is a woman like you doing in this war? Shouldn't you be in the kitchen, cooking dinner?
As for the drinks: just bring me some cans of beer and I'll consider sparing you and your pub from the wrath of my A.S.S.


@Thorin: sicko!?! You have applied for a 'special' treatment at the hands of Omar the Terrible ,sonny! Ask the Guns&Cookies for details if you want to know what that means!


[ 11-25-2001: Message edited by: Omar ]

Strange, I couldn't find the thread anymore!
Now, then it's just my memory that must do the work.

Omar is standing on a hill, overlooking the Temple of Weasel and the SAC headquarters, including the Titan Pub. COMMrades and SAC's are fighting each other on the battlefield ...

---Omar(thunderous roar):"WHAAAAAAA!!!"
(This got their attention)

---Omar:"Lay down your smilies and surrender yourselves. There is no escape, all of you are at my mercy! Hand over your leaders, Weasel and Sailor Saturn, to me and renounce spamming and COMMing. That's the only way if you want to save your lives."

(Omar points at the bag standing next to him)
---Omar(evil grin):"If not...."

[ 11-25-2001: Message edited by: Omar ]

Pakistani yes.
Presently in Geneva Switzerland originally from Islamabad.

The HIGH COMM has arrived!!
Bow and worship the ground he walked on!!!
My Brothers of the COMM it is time to arm yourself!
First there were the spammers who have withdrawn against the furious simile attacks of brother Mars.
But now we have Sac and the dreaded Big ASS!

It is a call to arms my brothers attack!!

*waits and listens to Omar's speech*

Naaaah......



And A.S.S. is no more!!

Darkpoet feels a chill go down his spine. The smell of returning evil has hit the air. But, it is not evil spam. Wait....... What could it be? *sniff* NO!! It is the smell of A.S.S. and Omar the Terrible!!!

Hmmmmmmm, have to recall the forces and redraw the battle plans. Oh yes, and to make sure everyone has their armored shorts +15 on, for protection from the evil forces of A.S.S.!!!!!

"Omar, since when have you ever been an anti-spammer???" You spammer.

Don't say I didn't warn you, guys!

---Omar:"This weapon of mine has been forged in the deepest bowels of Hell, in the Bottomless Abyss of the Damned where the cries for mercy of the tortured souls mingle with the dreadful cackling of the blackest of the demonic harpies; there, on Gruntboy's home plane of Great Britain (i.e. the Island of Dr. Grunt ) this weapon was created , by Dr. Grunt himself!!!
Watch and cower!!!"

(Omar opens the bag; a Welshman in his late teenages, with dreadlocks and a beard, steps out; he gets down on his hands and knees and positions himself with his rear end facing the battlefield (and the horrified SACs and COMMrades); he lowers his pants.... )

---Omar:"Yes! I can see, by the looks on your faces, that you recognize this weapon! This is the legendary Mr Sleep Railgun!

---Weasel(wetting himself):"We are doomed! Run for your lives!"
---Darkpoet(drinking Guinness):"Hic-help-hic"

---Omar:"So long losers!"
(Omar pulls Mr Sleep's "handle" )

---Mr Sleep:" NOOOOO!!!!! Boss,you forgot the remove the safety seal!!!"

---Omar:"Oh my goodness!!! NOOOOO!!!!"
(with a desperate attempt Omar grabs the qork with both his hands and tugs...too late...too late... )

EVERYBODY, TAKE COVER!!!!!!

@Darkpoet: I started opposing spam after some very unfortunate incidents with the Guns'n'Cookies.
You wouldn't know anything about it, would you

@Fas: that's very close buddy! I hail from a village about 70 kilometers south of Islamabad

Originally posted by Omar:
<STRONG>Strange, I couldn't find the thread anymore!
Now, then it's just my memory that must do the work.

Omar is standing on a hill, overlooking the Temple of Weasel and the SAC headquarters, including the Titan Pub. COMMrades and SAC's are fighting each other on the battlefield ...

---Omar(thunderous roar):"WHAAAAAAA!!!"
(This got their attention)

---Omar:"Lay down your smilies and surrender yourselves. There is no escape, all of you are at my mercy! Hand over your leaders, Weasel and Sailor Saturn, to me and renounce spamming and COMMing. That's the only way if you want to save your lives."

(Omar points at the bag standing next to him)
---Omar(evil grin):"If not...."</STRONG>

*puts up her Silence Wall, protecting herself and the rest of the spammers as well as the Titan Castle Pub*

Not even Omar the Terrible and his A.S.S. can harm me and those I protect.

Be careful Omar, or I'll have ChibiUsa attack you with her Pink Sugar Heart Attack


or her Pink Sugar Heartache.



: Fear the power of Pink Sugar Energy!

This post was brought to you by Sailor Saturn, the Queen of Saturn, Queen of Spam, and Goddess of Death and Rebirth.

[ 11-25-2001: Message edited by: Sailor Saturn ]

Originally posted by Fas:
<STRONG>Pakistani yes.
Presently in Geneva Switzerland originally from Islamabad.

</STRONG>

Yeah Islamabad is nice. Not as polluted as Karachi. And the weather is nicer too.

@Sailor Saturn: under normal circumstances I would have pulled back pronto! Being sent into oblivion through sugar rays is one of the most horrible things in the Universe. I have always feared, and will continue to fear, the awsome powers of ChibiUsa
Oh woe is me!

Actually SS, you should be the one thinking of a strategical retreat. Mr Sleep's A.S.S. gun is malfunctioning, the blast will be terrible! I am preparing for the departure into the Afterlife; with the gun so close to me, I cannot escape goodbye

@Thorin : another Paki?! No way! You ,Thorin?