Kneel and be Knighted by Waverly’s +5 Sword of Flames

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 2:08 pm

@Waverly, not explaining the issue with Sailors i see, something your avoiding perhaps?

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 2:08 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
Just wait till i tell you about the rest of my attire....

Just make sure it's not a set of Wonder Woman Underoos and whipped cream or Ned will be chasing you!

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 2:09 pm

Originally posted by HighLordDave:
Just make sure it's not a set of Wonder Woman Underoos and whipped cream or Ned will be chasing you!

Like a hungry ferret...

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 2:10 pm

Originally posted by HighLordDave:
Just make sure it's not a set of Wonder Woman Underoos and whipped cream or Ned will be chasing you!

Well this is more Charlies Angels than Wonder Woman

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 2:13 pm

@Waverly, well *thinks what she can say in public* - I got them all doing the Timewarp in a Halloween pub - oh!! and started a bar that challenged Goody!

Posted by Mr Sleep -

Just wait till i tell get you out the rest of my attire....

Tsk tsk, as a mod you should really know better

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 2:13 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
Well this is more Charlies Angels than Wonder Woman

hehe... well this is amusing nonetheless...

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 2:18 pm

Yshania: Thank you friend

A little defense is always good

Waverly: What will you give me if I climb onto your lap?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 2:18 pm

Originally posted by Yshania:
Tsk tsk, as a mod you should really know better

Well what can i say, my cover's have been blown

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 2:18 pm

*looking through the throng*

Ah, yes, Craig. I most certainly remember you. Kneel, my boy, and get ready for your exciting career in animal husbandry. All hail Sir HorseW*****, W***** of… well you can guess the rest.

Nipsy: I never found you that funny nor do I like Hollywood squares. If I had to choose, though, I’d rather add Soopy Sales to my court. You better explain yourself, and it had better be quick.

Who still awaits an appointment from the throne? Speak now. I may have some missions for some of you. Adventures in which you will surely give your lives in horrible and gruesome ways so that you might better serve your lord.

[ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 2:21 pm

And I'd still like to know what a pissboy is...

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 2:23 pm

*laughs at the idea that signatures in SYM will change from following the King Of Comm, to following the King Of Flames* Sigh! how these poor people need a leader!

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 2:24 pm

Sleep, my royal vessel is on the docks, of course. I sometimes like to go fishing for peons, but they do complain so when hooked.

Y: The Timewarp? Excellent indeed. Why did you not say so? Hereafter be known as Countess Magenta, Lady of Frankenfurter.

Viv: What is it you desire, m’dear? I can offer you much, what with my +5 sword and all…

Sleep: explain his duties to the pissboy, will you? Oh, and be sure not to piss his shoes too badly. It's his first day.

[ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: Waverly ]

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 2:26 pm

Originally posted by Yshania:
*laughs at the idea that signatures in SYM will change from following the King Of Comm, to following the King Of Flames* Sigh! how these poor people need a leader!

Waverly for President!

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 2:27 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
I sometimes like to go fishing for peons

I take it that I'm a pee-on?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 2:27 pm

@Waverly, will my status (or beer count) increase if I divulged that I got Sleepy wearing slippers for the dance because he kept standing on my toes?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 2:28 pm

by HLD
Just make sure it's not a set of Wonder Woman Underoos and whipped cream or Ned will be chasing you!

ROTFLMFAO!!!!

IIRC, it was you who began the Wonder Woman fantasies and to iterate

by HLD

There is nothing Lee Majors could do to compete with Wonder Woman. The only thing better than Lynda Carter running in slo-mo would be Lynda Carter jumping up and down on a trampoline . . . naked . . . covered in chocolate syrup and whipped cream . . . being chased around by Colonel Deering.

and

If I were assured that she wouldn't press charges and my wife wouldn't gut me alive, I'd chase her dressed as the San Diego Chicken. Just pass me the Cool Whip first.

Now sleep, if you do wear the WW underoos, I will not be only one chasing you. Wait til High Lord Dave brings in the cool whip

As for Wavelree,

Sir: I can break stuff.

I know the square root of 9 (and some other numbers)

More than once I have been humiliated by fable's intellectual superiority but at least I had the courage to try.

I recently reached 500 posts (big deal)

I can, have, and will continue to drink obscene amounts of virtual booze with bloodstalker.

and

I could swallow that five foot flaming sword, however, I believe such an attempt would be sexually exploited (for the wrong reasons I might add).

My request is that I further be allowed to prove myself by slaying the most fearsome beast in the land and be given the chance to woo the most stoic of your damsels, and... I want a shrubbery.

[ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: Ned Flanders ]

[ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: Ned Flanders ]

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 2:30 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Sleep, my royal vessel is on the docks, of course. I sometimes like to go fishing for peons, but they do complain so when hooked.

Sleep: explain his duties to the pissboy, will you? Oh, and be sure not to piss his shoes too badly. It's his first day.

So is that what they call it now

Will do, Sandy, basically you clean up after Waverly

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 2:31 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
So is that what they call it now

Will do, Sandy, basically you clean up after Waverly

So Waverly isn't potty trained? ROFL umm... I don't recall applying for this job, and last time I checked I was loyal to the Queen of Spam.

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 2:33 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
Waverly for President!

People are known to have disapeared for such staitments!
Morlock,
Temporerely incharge of security for the Weasel campaign.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 2:36 pm

Neddy my boy, you ask to be tested and tested ye shall be. I shall test your mettle with the most fearsome beast in the land. Return with the left ear of the DemiGrunt, or return no more. You may attempt to woo the Goddess of Wisdom, because I will enjoy seeing your virtual face slapped silly for the impertinence. Mention your sword swallowing never again! (unless of course you can teach that trick to {name omitted})