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Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 6:54 am
by Kameleon
What is PTSD?
Posttraumatic Stress Disorder is a complex health condition that can develop in response to a traumatic experience – a life-threatening or extremely distressing situation that causes a person to feel intense fear, horror or a sense of helplessness. PTSD can cause severe problems at home or at work. Anyone can develop PTSD – men, women, children, young and old alike. The television program "Bananas in Pyjamas" causes an extremely virulent form of this illness, and anyone with this strain should be steered clear of at all costs.
Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 6:56 am
by Robnark
in max payne-esque slo mo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
[dives slowly through the air, under the table, and pulls out a bag o' rocks]
...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[and starts lobbing em at the direction of the blasphemer]
Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 6:56 am
by CM
ok so i can't say banana's in pyjamas anymore?
Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 6:58 am
by Robnark
[rocks slowly fly at the tormentor, he dives out of the way, smacks into a wall, falls to ground, gets hit by rocks
]
sorted. respect due.
Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 7:02 am
by CM
bananas in pyjamas!
Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 7:03 am
by Robnark
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 7:05 am
by CM
Nah not today, maybe tomorrow!
Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 7:06 am
by Kameleon
*gets out uzis and desert eagles*
Oh yeah sorry Sleepy- Polymorph Other'll have to do
Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 7:06 am
by Robnark
Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 7:10 am
by Kameleon
Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 7:11 am
by Robnark
or a posse of pit fiends...
Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 7:11 am
by CM
*While they are busy talking, Fas casts disintegrate at both of them*
Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 7:14 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
I always preferred the spin-off banana series; Bananas in Balaclavas. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1?"
"I think I am B2."
"It's criminal activities time!"
BTW, I've already polymorphed Fas into a chicken, so a handful of corn scattered on the ground should be enough to divert his attention.
Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 7:14 am
by Robnark
i'll take your poxy disintegrate on! my mad robo-ninja skillz will save meeeuuurgfhgdhhfjknsfff...
Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 7:16 am
by Kameleon
I have my BG2 manual here, and I'm prepared to use it...
Mmmm...how I love my Spell Turning...
Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 7:17 am
by Robnark
hmmm... i think raise dead'll have to do for now...
Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 8:30 am
by T'lainya
@ Geckopat Blade was an interesting character in the comics, he was joined with the Nightstalkers to form a pretty decent premise, but Marvel didn't really know what to do with them
@ Ode..Groo rocks!
Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 8:50 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Originally posted by T'lainya
@ Geckopat Blade was an interesting character in the comics, he was joined with the Nightstalkers to form a pretty decent premise, but Marvel didn't really know what to do with them
@ Ode..Groo rocks!
Finally, someone else who has heard of Groo!
Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 9:12 am
by T'lainya
@ Ode Oh yeah I used to collect the comics
I like it when he gets on a boat
Any boat
Go rufferto!
Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 9:16 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
I haven't been able to find many comics of Groo
, but I love the way he has those dialogues as to which course of action is the "right" one, changing his mind several times in the process.