Tom Paulin - Irish, lives in Oxford, does lectures for the University, writes Troubles-themed poetry (mainly) and other incredibly good poetry...he's about 45, brown hair, dresses like a maths teacher (tweed, green corduroy, leather elbow patches), he's got a very soft, mumbling voice, almost impossible to tell what he's saying if you're not used to having Irish people talk at you

...He's also notably negative on Mark Lawson's review, and while every other reviewer sums up the Pros and Cons, he tells the viewers that it is rubbish, draws unfavourable parallels to Samuel, Seamus, Oscar and James etc...

and generally destroys anything anyone ese has tried to create with extremely long words and compellingly miserable arguments...
EDIT - Yes, Harry Potter is me, only I'm slightly more believable

. In all honesty, I have twice been called Harry Potter by complete strangers. I had to explain calmly that they had mistaken me for someone else...