The Refurbished Sanctuary for the Depraved

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:47 pm

Are you turning deaf ears on me, Ysh?

Why would I address Gwally as such, I don't care if the feather is a babe magnet or not, it creeps me out. Reminds me of my days as a pimp. I used to wear a feather in my hat; rolled nice with my fuschia cadallic. Mmmm Mmmm, dem were the days.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 4:13 pm

Fuschia?

I don't do pink

I don't do feathers either, they make my skin crawl

*pours Ned a Jemmies*

@Gwally, LMAO!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:08 pm

Re: Re: The Refurbished Sanctuary for the Depraved

Originally posted by Chanak
I'll take the hot oyster on the half-shell. I'll supply the rest.

*summons c0cktail djinni*

c0cktail djinni appears in a blinding flash of light, followed by a poof of smoke; he then hands an ominously steaming beverage to Chan*

*Chans proceeds, upon sampling said beverage, to exhibit some peculiar symptons*

*calls for medical help*

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:13 pm

*Wanders around looking for a long gone time and place*

Hi all.

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:14 pm

Re: Re: Re: The Refurbished Sanctuary for the Depraved

Originally posted by dragon wench
*summons c0cktail djinni*

c0cktail djinni appears a blinding flash of light, followed by a poof of smoke; he then hands an ominously steaming beverage to Chan*

*Chans proceeds, upon sampling said beverage, to exhibit some peculiar symptons*

*calls for medical help*

Nah, don't bother.

I never dial "911" until I'm finished, anyway.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:16 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
*Wanders around looking for a long gone time and place*

Hi all.

Hi Dottie

How goes it, can we offer you anything to drink?

Chan seems quite enamoured by our selection of beverages

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:19 pm

As I need to go to work in a few hours... give me something that will make me barely able to stand.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:26 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
As I need to go to work in a few hours... give me something that will make me barely able to stand.

How about a "Kneecapper Nehi" - comes in Grape and Orange flavors...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:27 pm

@Chan,

Would you like to sample another beverage, or perhaps try something from our extensive food menu?

*Hands Dottie a Satan's Furnace*
There you go, that should disable your motor and mental functions for the next several hours.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:28 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
As I need to go to work in a few hours... give me something that will make me barely able to stand.

A hit with a baseball bat in the back of you head?

EDIT: Oh I see DW has already granted your wishes.

Good evening all, btw, I shouldn't be so impolite.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:28 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
How about a "Kneecapper Nehi" - comes in Grape and Orange flavors...

lol! I think that one comes with a complimentary plate of pasta alla puttanesca !

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:32 pm

Hello CE

How goes it this evening ?

I am trying to work on one of those "please hire me" letters....

*sigh* I hate trying to sell myself...

Erm... no that's *not* what I mean Gwally

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:32 pm

@Gwally: I'll trust your judgement and combine it with what DW gave me.

@DW: My motor functions atleast, my mental have already been disabled. Im looking for something to enable them again... But its no hurry, Im used to it by now.

How are things with you, you seem to be spamming again, should I look at it as a shorter visit or are you planning to stay?

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:35 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench

I am trying to work on one of those "please hire me" letters....

*sigh* I hate trying to sell myself...

Same here, thats part of the reason why I have to go to work in a few hours.

Only a small part though.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:36 pm

@Dottie,
Well... I am sure we must have something to kickstart those motor functions. As I said to Gwally earlier, you could try the jungle gym down in the basement, I hear it can be quite an invigorating experience

I will likely be popping in and out

I really ought to get this letter finished as well

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:39 pm

I fear Gyms more than anything else... and im a rather easily firghtened person.

I see, the boring and painful letter will force you to visit from time to time.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:42 pm

Same here, thats part of the reason why I have to go to work in a few hours.

Hmmm...selling yourself (or not) and working evening hours.... For some reason this sounds disturbing.......

Yes...indeed...the letter is not really boring and painful...I just seem to have a problem promoting myself...

*sigh*

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:43 pm

@DW: Hello, I am fine, thank you

I am currently tied up with a lot of writing, however more inspiring writing than yours. I understand you hate to write those sell yourself-letters...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:45 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
@DW: Hello, I am fine, thank you I am currently tied up with a lot of writing, however more inspiring writing than yours. I understand you hate to write those sell yourself-letters...

Good to hear

It is always so much easier to write something when you feel inspired.
Though you might want to take care in talking about being tied up, given the nature of this establishment... Gwally might not survive the experience...

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:49 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench
Hmmm...selling yourself (or not) and working evening hours.... For some reason this sounds disturbing.......

Yes...indeed...the letter is not really boring and painful...I just seem to have a problem promoting myself... *sigh*

@DW: Damn that was not my intention... I meant to be advertising.

I see, well things I have problems with usally are painfull for me (although in a mental way) thats why I made that guess.