Page 4 of 12
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 2:30 pm
by blake
lol
other Npc
"im sure they will get to you quit whining"
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 9:56 pm
by crimsonwolf
any NPC: this has got to be the least hygenic place in the world. Everybody always wears the same clothes all the time and you never see anyone go somewhere else to use the bathroom...
NPC at a crowded place: hey everybody! Lets do the chicken dance!
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:49 am
by Adahn
Originally posted by crimsonwolf
any NPC: this has got to be the least hygenic place in the world. Everybody always wears the same clothes all the time and you never see anyone go somewhere else to use the bathroom...
NPC at a crowded place: hey everybody! Lets do the chicken dance!
There are acctualy a few bathing mods
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 8:55 am
by dragon wench
NPC 1: "Oh look, there's another idiot trying to walk on water."
NPC 2: "Yeah, remember the one last week that we had to drag out half-drowned? He tried to give us all slaughter fish and soggy bread as a reward."
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 11:09 am
by Sojourner
Oh, I get it!!! LOL
Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 8:26 am
by Dark Master
Any guildmaster: Please hurry back once you have completed the task. I have to be at the inn at three.
Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2004 11:41 pm
by beornica
Yagrum Bagorn: "Ouch, my foot fell asleep!"
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 1:48 am
by JesterKing
i havent gone through them all so i dont know if this has been done..
NPC- What!??!?! you mean you actually left the city!??!
Divath Fyr (sp?) - after 4000 years im a tad bit bored with corprus disease, and someone just stole all of my treasures... what do you think of gardening?
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 7:44 am
by Aaron Kasra
Maybe this shouldn't be here, since an NPC did say it, but it was hilarious.
I'd gone to the corner club in Balmora to kill the "bad people" I was sent after. I'd killed the guy upstairs several days before, so went down to the basement, killed that woman without attracting attention from the three remaining Camonna Tong and the bartender. Then I went upstairs and blasted one of them with a couple spells to get things rolling, then whipped out some frost-spitting two-handed sword I'd found along the way and hacked up the Camonna Tong. When the last one fell, I looked up and wheeled to the right to face the bartender, one of the heavy-lidded, dopey looking Dark Elves. I expected him to come at me from behind the bar, but he just looked up:
"Be sure to tell your friends about this place."
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 11:03 am
by beornica
Aengoth the Jeweller: "Oh good, you got the scrap metal. Run into any difficulty on the way? No? Good, good. Now we have the raw material, we just need a TIG welder. Now, I have no clue where you should go for THAT. The local hardware store just closed down. Hmm. Well, it's up to you where to find one. Off you go now!"
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 4:03 pm
by Dark Master
A Khajiit: Yes I'm a Khajiit, what you want to make a nature film? You from the discovery channel? Talk to my agent in Pelagiad.
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 5:40 pm
by i4v02v95i5p09k9
Barenziah: "I don't do men.."
Read all of "The Real Barenziah" and you'll get it..
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 5:40 pm
by Sir chris
NPC1: Man I wish that outlander would stop staring allready...
I really have to go to the bathroom
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 6:26 pm
by JesterKing
i heard a woodelf whiisteling showtunes... that fel kinda under this catergory...
Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 3:32 am
by musicalassassin
Player to trader: no... no.. i dont need a bag, my utility belt holds 350lbs and i'll carry the rest
Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 6:09 am
by musicalassassin
Player to Dark Elf: You look toasted......... nicely toasted
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:01 am
by fable
Lord Vivec: "Sorry folks, I'm quitting. I've decided to join Jews for Jesus."
(My bad. But this has been rattling around in my brain cage for days, now. Lucky you.)
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:08 pm
by arno_v
Casius Cosades: "Leave me alone, I'm searching for my shirt"
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 5:28 pm
by Tower_Master
Dagoth Ur: *sob* My father never hugged me as a child *sniff* I'm not really a bad guy, I'm just misunderstood...
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 5:46 pm
by Gromph
any guard " don't worry, if you attack someone i'll help them, if they attack you, you're on your own"