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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:23 pm
by C Elegans
CM wrote:Ha! I am a chauvinistic male. I can handle any woman where ever she is from.
ROFLMAO *cringes in laughing cramps*

Oh my, I should really try to compose myself...hrm...well, you are obviously in worse condition than I thought, poor Fas. I think a brain scan is in order, until then, just keep calm and stay here.
Fas]I should ask CE what is the psychological problem where you mask your true feelings have stating otherwise. [/QUOTE] I would actually be more interested in what is Winter Rose's psychological problem since she is with you. On the other hand wrote:
Winter Rose] Luis -- come here wrote: AAAAAAW aint that cute? *hug*
Yeltsu] Oh crap wrote:
Don't worry too much Yeltsu, you will not get any lasting disabilities from this :)
Brynn][quote=winter rose] Primal instincts? Yeah I usually feel like hitting you on your head with a hammer. [/quote] Oh wrote:
:) I am happy to see you two are coming closer to your true emotions and true selves.
Of course, thanks for your form. Now, let's see if I have someone who matches...*searches in database*...hm...I find one staff member here who appears to fit the requirements extremly well. I put an appointment with you in your room at 10 pm in her schedule. I hope tonights meeting will be to your satisfaction!

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:33 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=C Elegans]Sounds like you currently need no treatment to enhance your selection criteria, then. People who pass out, fall asleep or have low stamina (as I and Brynn discussed above) are really boring. The best solution is usually to call for somebody else immediately.[/QUOTE]

*nods* So very true. It's hard to find a quality partner. :(

As far as that survey goes, I've everything, although if my girl had slightly more pronounce curves that would be nice. Still, she suits my purposes quite well as is. Love the skirts with the long black hair down to her waist. ;)

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:33 pm
by CM
Notice how all the women go after the one man who does not bow to their whims? They fear the superiority of men and thus most of them use sex and accessories to work down the will of men to dominate. BUT NO!!! I shall not fail. I shall not falter. I shall go to amsterdam and have fun :D

I wish i could comment on all the quotes and things but damn pc is too slow. You would think the UN could afford better computers.

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:44 pm
by arno_v
I've got a serious problem...

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:46 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=CM]Notice how all the women go after the one man who does not bow to their whims? They fear the superiority of men and thus most of them use sex and accessories to work down the will of men to dominate. BUT NO!!! I shall not fail. I shall not falter. I shall go to amsterdam and have fun :D

I wish i could comment on all the quotes and things but damn pc is too slow. You would think the UN could afford better computers.[/QUOTE]

*chuckles* You'd be surprised at how much control you can have over a women by playing the nice submissive guy for a while. ;)

I do believe going to Amsterdam would see to it you broke every rule of your conservative religion man! I encourage it. It should be fun for you to let loose. :p

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:48 pm
by CM
[QUOTE=Magrus]*chuckles* You'd be surprised at how much control you can have over a women by playing the nice submissive guy for a while. ;)

I do believe going to Amsterdam would see to it you broke every rule of your conservative religion man! I encourage it. It should be fun for you to let loose. :p [/QUOTE]

Not with these women. You gotta take them by the balls, err...or whatever :p Been to amsterdam 4 times. Never partook in any of those activities. I admire myself for my will power and my stupidity :( :D

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:51 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=CM]Not with these women. You gotta take them by the balls, err...or whatever :p Been to amsterdam 4 times. Never partook in any of those activities. I admire myself for my will power and my stupidity :( :D [/QUOTE]

He's under Winter Rose's Rule. She tells him what to do. He obeys. So no Amsterdam :D

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:52 pm
by CM
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]He's under Winter Rose's Rule. She tells him what to do. He obeys. So no Amsterdam :D [/QUOTE]

Don't start with me wench or you shall be so very sorry :p

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:54 pm
by winter rose
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]He's under Winter Rose's Rule. She tells him what to do. He obeys. So no Amsterdam :D [/QUOTE]

I have yet to tell him what to do. And I dont plan on starting either.

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:55 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=CM]Not with these women. You gotta take them by the balls, err...or whatever :p Been to amsterdam 4 times. Never partook in any of those activities. I admire myself for my will power and my stupidity :( :D [/QUOTE]

Well kudos to you, definately have more will power than I do there. ;)

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]He's under Winter Rose's Rule. She tells him what to do. He obeys. So no Amsterdam [/QUOTE]

I concur. :D

[QUOTE=CM]Don't start with me wench or you shall be so very sorry [/QUOTE]

My towel trick works for collars and leashes too you know. Might help with the irritability to reduce the chaffing. :p

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:55 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=CM]Don't start with me wench or you shall be so very sorry :p [/QUOTE]

You show yourself disturbed CM... I guess CE must throw you into some... stronger shock therapy :D

@WR: You dont know, but you command him. You'll soon find out that women are the real rulers of the world. But let them rule!

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:57 pm
by CM
Well my towel trick has a brick inside it usually. You both can feel its affect if you want :p

See WR doesn't tell me what to do. I am very good at getting the hints :p :D

Luis just wait till i tell them about what you have been doing to your sheep :p

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 1:00 pm
by C Elegans
Luis Antonio wrote:Blondes or Brunnettes :D Tan girls are far more welcome, though. You know... Girls with bikini marks are hot. Hm... Depends. I like big and curvy, but I'm not picky, the girl doesnt need to be perfect. Of course that helps. I'm tall (190 cm, 84 kg ) so I prefer girls with similar height.
I want chocolates, short skirts, and laces. I also enjoy a big room, with dim ligths, and a jaccuzzi. I'm sure Moltovir has set that up already. Of course, I'm not picky, so only a bed or a chair may be enough :D
Regarding stamina... I'd spent 5-6 hours on... exercise, rest for some hours, and do it all over again, you wont be trouble due to lack of observation.
Thanks for filling out the form. Now I will see what we have...*search database*...ah, here is a blonde and very curvy lic psychologist, 180 cm, she likes chocolate too and she usually wears skirts. I will make sure she collects plenty of observation data.

The large rooms with jacuzzi, bar and other luxury facilites are only for the staff, but there is a bed, a chair, a table, a nightstand and a closet in your cellar room. There are also metal handcuffs attached to the wall. Everything you do in the room will be documented on film by hidden cameras. Do not worry about this, this data is collected merely for scientific purpose and will not be used for anything else without your written consent.
hehehe
Sytze] Forgive me wrote:
Very good, you sound much better already. I am happy to see your psychological health improve so quickly.
Magrus] *nods* So very true. It's hard to find a quality partner. As far as that survey goes wrote:
It is hard indeed, and imagine how hard is must be for somebody like Fas, who cannot even try out if he and his partner will fit each other well in a very fundamental area!

Most young girls gets slightly more curvy with age (up until about 25-30) unless they don't get too thin, so if you stay with her, you never know :D

@Fas: ROFLMAO :D
Arno] I've got a serious problem...[/quote][/quote][/quote] If you are serious about having a serious problem wrote:http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/showthread.php?p=621694[/url]

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 1:24 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=C Elegans]It is hard indeed, and imagine how hard is must be for somebody like Fas, who cannot even try out if he and his partner will fit each other well in a very fundamental area!

Most young girls gets slightly more curvy with age (up until about 25-30) unless they don't get too thin, so if you stay with her, you never know[/QUOTE]

So true, sex to me is a very important part of expressing feelings of love and affection for a woman. It's oh so effective in dealing with stress and frustrations too. Some of the reasons I've broken up with girls is they just cannot for the life of them keep up with me, no matter what they've tried. It caused too much frustration on both ends of our relationships. You test drive your car before buying it don't you? Why not your partner? :p

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 1:28 pm
by CM
Alas what one must do willingly in the name of religion is tough. But hey i get into heaven :D

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 1:57 pm
by ik911
My mental state has been dubbed Confusus Infinitus (by me, yesterday, in the Heathen Citadel, if you must know... nowww... where was I?)

What am I typing now? How did I get here? Wait, I know. No I don't.

So, doc, you got anything? Because if you have it, give it back! I've lost it months ago...

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:03 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=ik911]My mental state has been dubbed Confusus Infinitus (by me, yesterday, in the Heathen Citadel, if you must know... nowww... where was I?)

What am I typing now? How did I get here? Wait, I know. No I don't.

So, doc, you got anything? Because if you have it, give it back! I've lost it months ago...[/QUOTE]

*puts on a white coat* Drugs are bad mm'kay. Sobriety for 2 weeks should clear up your Confusus Infinitus problems. ;)

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:07 pm
by ik911
[QUOTE=Magrus]*puts on a white coat* Drugs are bad mm'kay. Sobriety for 2 weeks should clear up your Confusus Infinitus problems. ;) [/QUOTE]
Yes, drugs are bad. Now if I could only remember where I put them... :mad: :(

:p

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:12 pm
by C Elegans
Hm, it's already 10 pm here, you will have to excuse me for a couple of hours, I have some work I must do...

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:12 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=ik911]Yes, drugs are bad. Now if I could only remember where I put them... :mad: :(

:p [/QUOTE]
Ha :p

My roommates generally found theirs on the floor in the bathroom, or next to the jar of peanut butter that was always left open on the counter. That, or lost in the sheets on their bed or near the couch.