Poken the Pig Prison

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sun May 13, 2001 11:51 am

@craig: It's Doc Waverly's pills. What do you think?

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sun May 13, 2001 11:57 am

No they where my Green/Orange ones

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sun May 13, 2001 12:03 pm

@craig: And you don't know if they have side effects?

Do you have to take them? Or, are you experimenting them?

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sun May 13, 2001 12:17 pm

Experimenting i might sell 'em to Doc.waverly

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Sun May 13, 2001 3:35 pm

Im in the prison now, and now i must escape
but how does anyone have a muffin , a wad of cytoplasm , and tooth pick?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon May 14, 2001 6:21 am

The bountyhunters have caught Chrissy. She was caught eating an apple while posting spam. Since she is almost innocent of her crimes, she will sharing a cell with Minerva. For obsrevation, by the Doctors.

The also captured Vehemence, he is charged with:
Breaking Chrissy out of jail.
Destroying sym property.
Having worse pick lines than Flagg.
Trying to be more evil than Waverly.

Mr. Hemence will be sharing a cell with Craig. He will also be subjected to medical exams by Doc. Waverly and Doc. CE.

[ 05-14-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon May 14, 2001 6:25 am

I hope that I'm in a cell with a fence

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon May 14, 2001 6:28 am

Originally posted by Brink:
<STRONG>I hope that I'm in a cell with a fence </STRONG>

Also long as you are on good behavour. If not we take the fence away, and leave you a pile of dirt.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon May 14, 2001 6:31 am

As posted earlier,I am a lawful fence-sitter

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon May 14, 2001 6:39 am

Cheesemage has been captured by the bountyhunters today. He has been arrested for excessive bumping of threads, trying to be a spammer, thinking he is a demigod, when he is only a piece of moldy cheese. He also will go through extreme tor.....I mean examinations from the Doc. To see if water does come of cheese if squeezed.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon May 14, 2001 6:42 am

DP-Did you miss out anyone else??

[ 05-14-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon May 14, 2001 6:45 am

"Paging Doctor Waverly. Paging Doctor Waverly. You have two test sub....er patients in tor....er examination rooms five and ten. Your six maritini breakfast is waiting for you also. Oh yes, the laughing gas you ordered for personal use, has arrived."

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon May 14, 2001 7:16 am

Ah, cheesemage. Release him to the care of the SYM Romper Room. Head mistress Lainy can look after him and change his diapers

As for Brink, connect a fire hose to the hot water line and spray him down for one minute every five.

[ 05-14-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon May 14, 2001 7:20 am

Sorry Doc..I'm too busy guarding Minerva and Chrissy to make sure they don't have any *unwanted* visitors

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon May 14, 2001 7:22 am

What have I done to deserve that kind of punishment?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon May 14, 2001 7:22 am

Doctor you have a subject in room seven. Vehemence is waiting for his treatment.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon May 14, 2001 9:50 am

Originally posted by T'lainya:
<STRONG>Sorry Doc..I'm too busy guarding Minerva and Chrissy to make sure they don't have any *unwanted* visitors </STRONG>

Thank you, T'lainya.

I do get a feeling 'someone is watching me', particularly in the bathroom.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon May 14, 2001 10:02 am

*walks into bathroom..sees eyehole cut in shower wall, shakes head and pokes person on other side in eye

* Pulls out duct tape confisticated from Weasel and tapes up hole

Umm Doc waverly..Why do you have a really bloodshot eye?

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Mon May 14, 2001 10:28 am

Doc. You want these Green/Orange pills

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon May 14, 2001 10:36 am

LOL

Good job, T'lainya.

...Ummm, I wonder why our bedroom furnitures were rearranged... There were two beds earlier, now we got only one queen's size bed here...