Poken the Pig Prison

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 11, 2001 11:09 am

The prison for the crimmaly not right.
Doc. Waverly was a prisoner here, for tranquilizing sheep and having his way with them.
He now is the staff Doctor, along with the beautiful C Elegans.
She is head of the Mental Department.
On top of the food chain is the Warden. BuckSatan.
Guards are: Alexia, T'lainya, Vivien, and Vixen.

Those who have had there stay here:

Darkpoet- Giving flowers and hugs to the ladies on the board. And the trumped up charges that Waverly, falsely accuses Darkpoet of doing.

Weasel- Nobody knows why.

Omar- Read some of the past threads.

BlackSheep- Going after a Moderator.

Ubik- Too much wanking.

Gruntboy- For playing with his pantless marines.

Foul- For Puffin tossing.

The_Pope- For wanting to be a moderator.

Craig- Because he wanted to be here.

Minerva- She was framed.

Xandax- He was caught on a street corner, with a jar of mustard in one hand. And Mayonnaise in the other.

Fable- Knows too many words.

Drakron- For being Drakron.

Doc. Waverly- For medicating sheep and having his way with them.

Waverly- For making Minerva cry. He was also caught sitting a bowl of fruit loops, singing show tunes.

Brink- Illegal fence sitting, without padding.

Sethir- For trying to sell baked goods, with tools, to the prisoners.

Stoner Cold- For mocking the prisoners.

Flagg- For bad pickup lines, towards the ladies.

Chrissy- For Unbound Flirting.

The Deacon- For trying to be Flagg.

Kayless- For spending too much time in the Hall of Shame.

ThorinOakensfield- For trying to be God, but, found out he was really a peanut.

Vehemence- For breaking Chrissy out of jail.
Destroying sym property.
Having worse pick line than Flagg.
Trying to be more evil than Waverly.

Cheesemage- For excessive bumping of threads, trying to be a spammer, thinking he is a demigod, when he is only a piece of moldy cheese.

Others will be added in later, when their crimes were commited

[ 05-14-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri May 11, 2001 11:13 am

Do I have to be in the room with Waverly? I don't want to...

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 11, 2001 11:16 am

No my dear Minerva, you don't. You have your own private room. You get fresh roses every day.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 11, 2001 11:22 am

@Minerva: yes, and there is only one cot.

@DP: you have flamed nearly everyone... Waverly the Seer predicts much abuse for you in the future

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 11, 2001 11:23 am

Not everyone.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 11, 2001 11:25 am

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
Not everyone.

Oh, yes. Except for Minerva you left out the ladies. They wouldn't take kindly to their pet Darkpuppy piddling on the carpet, would they? Don't care for the feel of a rolled up newspapper?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 11, 2001 11:36 am

Originally posted by Waverly:

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
[qb]Not everyone. 
Oh, yes. Except for Minerva you left out the ladies. They wouldn't take kindly to their pet Darkpuppy piddling on the carpet, would they? Don't care for the feel of a rolled up newspapper?[/QB]

Only if I know who's giving me the paddling.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri May 11, 2001 11:43 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
@Minerva: yes, and there is only one cot.

I've got a nice private room with roses. But thank you for giving me the cot, knowing you need to sleep on the cold floor alone...

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 11, 2001 11:46 am

Originally posted by Minerva:
 I've got a nice private room with roses. But thank you for giving me the cot, knowing you need to sleep on the cold floor alone...

You have a master suite, with a king size bed. Jacuzzi bath tub.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri May 11, 2001 12:19 pm

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
You have a master suite, with a king size bed. Jacuzzi bath tub.

LOL

That doesn't sound like a prison...

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 11, 2001 12:21 pm

Originally posted by Minerva:
LOL That doesn't sound like a prison...

That's because Doc Waverly hasn't been in to give you any treatment yet...

Sethir · Post by **Sethir** » Fri May 11, 2001 12:32 pm

Minerva, I can send U a saw baked in bread

Yes, it is not funny... good luck Minerva, U will need it...
(in prison with Monkey! - horrible)
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Homo homini werewolfus
and , of course, SFMBE

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri May 11, 2001 12:36 pm

Originally posted by Sethir:
(in prison with Monkey! - horrible)

Someone ask Foul is it better to be in bad with the monkey

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri May 11, 2001 12:37 pm

Thank you, Sethir.

@Waverly: I don't need the Doc, because I am sane.

Stoner Cold · Post by **Stoner Cold** » Fri May 11, 2001 12:38 pm

HAHA! Im not locked up with you lot!

And that's the bottom line, 'cos Stoner Cold said so!

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri May 11, 2001 12:39 pm

(blink) How is it possible to know too many words?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 11, 2001 12:41 pm

Originally posted by Stoner Cold:
HAHA! Im not locked up with you lot!

And that's the bottom line, 'cos Stoner Cold said so!

Read it again laughing boy.

Stoner Cold · Post by **Stoner Cold** » Fri May 11, 2001 12:43 pm

but the criminals deserve mocking! thats what they're there for!

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 11, 2001 12:52 pm

Your delusions of sanity are duly noted, Minerva. <more purple pills are needed for this one>

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri May 11, 2001 12:52 pm

Originally posted by Stoner Cold:
but the criminals deserve mocking! thats what they're there for!

Not necessarily...