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Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>They aren't supposed to be that either </STRONG>

How about incredibly handsome, suave, and - rich! Is THAT more like what you think a monk should be? Me too!

Sigh. Sadly, this monk only lives up to two of the three!

Originally posted by der Moench:
<STRONG>He's eating glass! If he's a valued customer, perhaps you should be calling an ambulance, rather than serving up another dish!</STRONG>

Nah, he'll be fine, he has a strong stomach

Aucctually i thought monks were supposed to be these bald headed dudes that study to live by martial arts in a tmeple, or some dude who dvotes his life to religious texts?
I mean uhhh PENGUINS!

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Nah, he'll be fine, he has a strong stomach </STRONG>

Oh! OK.

Originally posted by der Moench:
<STRONG>How about incredibly handsome, suave, and - rich! Is THAT more like what you think a monk should be? Me too!

Sigh. Sadly, this monk only lives up to two of the three!</STRONG>

Monks are supposed to live a life of abject poverty and abstinence

Originally posted by cheesemage:
<STRONG>Aucctually i thought monks were supposed to be these bald headed dudes that study to live by martial arts in a tmeple, or some dude who dvotes his life to religious texts?
I mean uhhh PENGUINS!</STRONG>

Whoa!! There must be something wrong with me! For a minute, I thought he was making sense...

I can see you both have serious misconceptions about what a monk ought to be! Well, in short, I am a monk of another era. I brew beer, like the monks of olde, but I make every attempt to get filthy rich doing it.

And, I do in fact protect certain sacred texts in hopes of bringing out the Second Renaissance. But the texts are not biblical - indeed, not religious at all. Philosophical, actually.

Abstinance? Hmmmm. I'll get back to you on that one.

Here ends the lesson.

Originally posted by der Moench:
<STRONG>Oh! OK.</STRONG>

Do you really think I would endanger the health of my customers?

I see so therefore you try abandon the misconceptions of regularity and as monk try to become a more promeneint figure i society so you can help bring about the revalation that we need to change our ways before doom ourselves. Boy thats nifty.

Originally posted by der Moench:
<STRONG>Here ends the lesson.</STRONG>

Don't we get to ask questions?

What exactly is monk-like about you?

Well he wears the cool little hat.

Originally posted by cheesemage:
<STRONG>I see so therefore you try abandon the misconceptions of regularity and as monk try to become a more promeneint figure i society so you can help bring about the revalation that we need to change our ways before doom ourselves. Boy thats nifty. </STRONG>

Excellent, young man! May I buy you a Paulaner? It goes down much more smoothly than, uh, glass.

Nah i prefer glass, of the jagged variety myself.

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Don't we get to ask questions?

What exactly is monk-like about you? </STRONG>

Apparently, you DO get to ask questions!

What IS monk-like? Hmmm. I live in a monastary. And, well - oh, nevermind.

Originally posted by der Moench:
<STRONG>Apparently, you DO get to ask questions!

What IS monk-like? Hmmm. I live in a monastary. And, well - oh, nevermind. </STRONG>

True, there was no guarantee you would answer them though

So, I was right about the celibacy part, right?

Originally posted by cheesemage:
<STRONG>Nah i prefer glass, of the jagged variety myself.</STRONG>

Well, slit yourself - oops! I mean SUIT yourself!

Originally posted by der Moench:
<STRONG>Well, slit yourself - oops! I mean SUIT yourself!</STRONG>

LOL

Hey, the guy is a professional glass eater, he'll be fine

Its one of those ancient arts you learn throughout the course of your life.

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>True, there was no guarantee you would answer them though

So, I was right about the celibacy part, right? </STRONG>

Its not so much a chosen way of life as it is the fact that I am sitting in front of my computer on a Saturday night! Ah, well! The company here is pretty alright! Though, this glass-eating ...

Dont be them thar wrong talkin' bout me sonnie boy i was hear long before yar.