New Red Lion Inn

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 11:04 am

Since it looks like the Lungs will soon be defunct, what better way to celebrate my 5000th post than a party at the reopened and refurbished Red Lion Inn? Drinks are in plentiful supply and, of course, on the house... nibbles are available (but remember to ask nicely first

)... But if I may have your attention for a moment...

Inevitable Speech

I would like to thank the following...

Firstly, everyone in the Dark Flame story:
Dragonwench - keeping my mind company in the gutter!
Loner - watch out for Gigi's Revenge! Coming soon to a saloon near you!
Vivien - for all the fluffy cuteness!
Jennabard - for starting the original Anomen thread that brought us here!
Gwally - the original and best slave!
Darkpoet - cos ya keep coming back! You can be my drinking buddy any day...
Kramor - for keeping me company through the first couple of thousand!
Thantor - my personal therapist!
T'lainya - I'm fortunate enough not to have been attacked by the T'raptor... yet!
Yshania - always making sure we remember the most important thing - alcohol!
Mr Sleep - genuinely, the nicest Welsh moderator I ever met!
Harry - there's always someone more drunk, and it's usually you!

And everyone else:
Buck Satan - for the best RPG site on the net!
Weasel - communicating is the way forward!
Waverly - I still have nightmares about that strip show!
C Elegans - for blinding me with science!
Fable - how am I supposed to maintain my ignorance with people like you around?!
Minerva - for the pearls of wisdom!
Aegis - finest purveyor of quality togas this side of ancient Rome!
Brink - for looking after a newbie!
Vixen - da boss lady at the Tiger Tavern!
Gruntboy - I'm still saving my get out of jail free card for the IWD forum!
Leedogg - making spam and run into an art form!
KidD01 - let's hope this Red Lion is even better than the last one!
ThorinOakensfield - yes, there's a pool table!
Nael - here's hoping the phantom miniskirt thief doesn't make an appearance in here!
Der Moensch - the drunk monk!
Bloodstalker - lord of lurkers (inaugarated by unanimous silence)!
Josh - one day you'll be a spammer, my son!
Fas - the nicest chauvinist I ever met!
Craig - when I understand you, that's when I worry!
Average Joe - hope we kept you entertained!
Sailor Saturn - a break from the flirting!
Hekate - keep contemplating those charms!
Xandax - the ultimate cure for insomnia!

And last but not least:
Vehemence - ok, so I probably coulda done it without him, but it would have taken a heck of a lot longer!

Apologies to anyone I've forgotten, but out of that much spam, am I supposed to remember everyone?

*hugs and kisses* to everyone!

If you read all that... you probably need therapy.

I hear CE is doing a special discount on lobotomies this week...

Anyway, on to the important bit.... PAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR-TAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[ 10-23-2001: Message edited by: Georgi ]

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 11:06 am

Congrats, @Georgi, on making 5000. You do realize that wins you a free Get Out of Death card, redeemable at any local hardware store?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 11:14 am

LMAO!! Georgi - and congrats - great speech

*Ysh runs outside and flags down the beer delivery heading towards Lungs* Hey guys!! the party is this way

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 11:14 am

Originally posted by Georgi:
Mr Sleep - genuinely, the nicest Welsh moderator I ever met!

Congrats on the 5000

BTW have new ISP hurrah!

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 11:15 am

*Viv wanders in, her eyes lighting up at the sight of Georgi*

"Congratulations! I brought a gift in honor of your 5,000th post!"

*A mewling sound comes from behind Viv's back and she draws forth the cutest, the fluffiest, and the sweetest kitten ever seen. With a smile Viv drops the squirming cat in Georgi's arm and heads for the drinks.*

[ 10-22-2001: Message edited by: Vivien ]

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 11:15 am

Cheers Georgi,

I'm happy to keep you in a degenate frame of mind any time you ask.

Hey, wait a minute, you're tarnishing my pristine reputation.

Congrats Georgi

[ 10-22-2001: Message edited by: dragon wench ]

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 11:21 am

@Fable so all I have to do is die near a hardware store? Cool

@Ysh thanks, we do have a large stock of beer but knowing the inmates... ummm, I mean, patrons round here, it won't last long!

@Mr Sleep

@Viv wow, thanks! If it wasn't for the auto-censor the ****y-related innuendo would, I'm sure, be unending...

Originally posted by DW:
Hey, wait a minute, you're tarnishing my pristine reputation.

Is that even possible?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 11:25 am

*passes Georgi a long Island Tea and writes Darkpoet's name on the crate of Guinness stashed behind the bar*

Cheers to you Georgi - are you now the bar wench?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 11:26 am

Originally posted by Yshania:
are you now the bar wench?

Ummm... I guess so

Oh, and cheers

[ 10-22-2001: Message edited by: Georgi ]

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 11:31 am

DW: I know..I know..I just don't understand why everyone says you're such a bad inlfuence. I think it's jealousy

Cheers ladies

(And lurking men)

*raises her glass of wine and drinks*

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 11:35 am

Originally posted by Vivien:
Cheers ladies (And lurking men)

You called?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 11:36 am

Originally posted by Vivien:
DW: I know..I know..I just don't understand why everyone says you're such a bad inlfuence.

I said she was an influence... never said it was bad...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 11:38 am

@Viv Men? In this forum? Are you sure?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 11:41 am

*wishing she could join those in the gutter*

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 11:41 am

Originally posted by Georgi:
@Viv Men? In this forum? Are you sure?

Yes! *points up at Mr. Sleep*

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 11:44 am

Wow, Georgi! 5000 posts - each one adding to the image I have of you in my depraved little brain..... (I didn't think clothing could be that skimpy nor a mere 20-year-old have such a force of will) Thank you for adding the phrase "Going Georgi on you" to our lexicon.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 11:45 am

@Georgi - you have been a member of GB a month longer than me and have more than twice my posts - Spam Queen you are

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 11:47 am

Originally posted by Yshania:
*wishing she could join those in the gutter*

C'mon down Ysh, there's room for more!

nael · Post by **nael** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 11:47 am

congrats georgi!

but what does a man have to do around here to get a beer?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 11:49 am

@Gwally

Thanks, and one day you can explain to me what that phrase means!

@all I have to go, keep the party going, I'll be back in a couple of hours