Warning to Aqua-Chan: In parts of the deep south, the phrase "Get in the truck" isn't an instruction; it's foreplay.Originally posted by Weasel
*Heads off to fill Weasel Mobile up with gas*
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Re: Re: Results are in!
Jesus saves! And takes half damage!
If brute force doesn't work, you're not using enough.
If brute force doesn't work, you're not using enough.
He probably just wants to score.Originally posted by Osiris
Is this a new side of Weasel?? Is there a sensitive new-age guy hiding behind the mask of the tyrant??
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
Indeed there is.Originally posted by Osiris
Is this a new side of Weasel?? Is there a sensitive new-age guy hiding behind the mask of the tyrant??
(I would also like to say to BS...drown your tears in your beer.
)"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
Re: Re: Results are in!
@Aqua: ROFLMAO
@Aqua: ROFLMAO
You mean the intense happiness and relief will be too much for her heart?Originally posted by Weasel
I am still considering to take you myselfposted by Aegis
Well, I don't blame ya for not paring me up with a woman, luv. You couldn't bear the thought of not being with me, and you'd rather have no woman have me in response...
"There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance." - Hippocrates
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It's good to know you have a real life.Originally posted by Aegis
Thats not true... We had company last night, so I was gone for a few hours, and today I'm probably going out to dinner with some friends
"There are worse things in the world than serving the whims of a deadly sex goddess." - Zevran
And the couples are....
Tybaltus has threatned to withdraw his answers if he gets to date a guy, thus I have arranged a female date for him. Meet the lovely Rachel. She will be your perfect woman. The two of you can have romantic dinners where you look into each others eyes in candlelight. Like you, she doesn't dance, but she will gladly join your for long walks just enjoy being with you in wordless mutual understanding.
Kameleon and Sleep were made for each other, I knew this from the start. They will start the evening by watching a Hollywood crap movie and share the joy of complaining how bad it was. Kameleon will wear clothes, whereas Sleep will not. They will spend the rest of the night clubbing and dancing and Kameleon will be so hypnotised by Sleeps ass shaking so he forgets about wanting to see the crap movie one more time. Instead, our happy couple chill out by taking a long sunrise beach walk...
Tybaltus has threatned to withdraw his answers if he gets to date a guy, thus I have arranged a female date for him. Meet the lovely Rachel. She will be your perfect woman. The two of you can have romantic dinners where you look into each others eyes in candlelight. Like you, she doesn't dance, but she will gladly join your for long walks just enjoy being with you in wordless mutual understanding.
Kameleon and Sleep were made for each other, I knew this from the start. They will start the evening by watching a Hollywood crap movie and share the joy of complaining how bad it was. Kameleon will wear clothes, whereas Sleep will not. They will spend the rest of the night clubbing and dancing and Kameleon will be so hypnotised by Sleeps ass shaking so he forgets about wanting to see the crap movie one more time. Instead, our happy couple chill out by taking a long sunrise beach walk...
"There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance." - Hippocrates
Moderator of Planescape: Torment, Diablo I & II and Dungeon Siege forums
Now what did I ever do to you, to deserve this, CE?
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
Originally posted by Tybaltus
Now what did I ever do to you, to deserve this, CE?
You said you didn't want a guy.... "There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance." - Hippocrates
Moderator of Planescape: Torment, Diablo I & II and Dungeon Siege forums
Granted. But did I ever mention you are EVIL!Originally posted by C Elegans
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black