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-when u start torturing monks in hopes to learn the location of the hideout of the society of leopold.
-when u start placing your house full with ancient taperecorders and only use them once to record a msg of max 1 min

When you are walking with some friends and see a manhole cover in the street and stop to look at it and your friends look at you kinda strange. when you also look at a couple of people and sya to yourself you totally look like a character from this game. P.S. I actually told a gentleman who works at Starbucks that he looked like one. Does that count as a Masquerade violation???LOL..

hehe

you know you've been playing too long when you realize that the female tremere in light leather clothes, from behind, looks like willy wonka. its true...it dawned on me the other day. the resemblance is uncanny.

When you use a quote from the game for a school essay.

I had an essay on great expectations and I used the quote "True power does not come from money but the things money affords." (Maximillian Strauss)

You know you have been playing too much when... you name yourself after a charater in bloodlines

you try every single door in the streets to see if it will open...cheers

When you dream of playing Bloodlines while you take a nap. Bonus points if your fingers are constantly moving during your sleep, hitting imaginary W, A, S, D keys.

That actually happened to me yesterday

[QUOTE=Gorax]When you dream of playing Bloodlines while you take a nap. Bonus points if your fingers are constantly moving during your sleep, hitting imaginary W, A, S, D keys.[/QUOTE]
Welcome to Geek Hell, also known as "coding while you sleep". It can be fun when it's not visciously scary.

You've played to much when you wonder if you've played to much. Simple as that. If you think you have, chances are, you have.

You feed upon some rats and convince yourself you went through an update because the rat corpses dont levitate mid air.

When you commit a felony the police follow you longer then 30 seconds (got me into trouble big time)

Word from the wise : In 'real life' Obfuscate doesn't work, do not try it in the female dressing room.

You keep asking every store employee for the 'special' .

When you try to use the E button (repeatedly) to interact with your character's environment in other computer games.

You enter a part of town you've never been to before and go immediately to the nearest bus station to look for the convenient "you are here" map to figure out where everything's at.

You go the extra mile for your boss a couple times and wonder why he hasn't rewarded you with a spacious all expenses paid apartment downtown yet.

You order "pizznachios" at your local convenience store.

When i played the game i had dreams all the time of zombies and vampires... it was like the one quest where you have to kill all the zombies and not let them out of the grave yard...it was weird.

You manage to get your hands on a blueprint of your local observatory so you can draw up your emergency werewolf escape plan.

You find yourself in the middle of the street screaming on your knees in agony when the sun hits you

Really happened to me: People talking about the Middle East look at you funny when you say "Those damn Virginians!"

Everynight I play this game I have a weird dream about it !
One night I dreamed I was in a great building which belonged to a firm or something and someone (either Bertrum Tung or Beckett) was helping me to find my way to the main office and pick some locks and hack some computers to gather some info or something. But I had to do it before the morning would come so I had to hurry. Anyway, I managed to reach the last floor in which the main office was but it was already morning and the employers and security guards (yes, they came at morning!) were coming in, so I hurried up and rushed into the main office only to find LaCroix and his Sherrif there ! He then told me I had to do some errands for him around the city and I was like "Can I have a break!?" and he said that he said that I had to deal with his Sherrif if I didnt do his errands ! It wasnt strange though , that when I turned to see where my helping hand was, he had dissappeared ... as usual !

playing too much

...when you watch the Blade series for lifestyle tips.

...you head for the Vs in HMV and wonder what the V in that stands for

...you think "Cathula" was a better movie than "Deep Throat"

...you expect to see the red column rise when you suck your wife's paper cut.

...you buy things from a street vendor even if he calls you "Baby-girl"


[BTW for the attention of S- "Underworld" was actually quite a good film - if I was married to Kate Beckinsale, I'm pretty sure I would have been tempted to find an excuse to dress her in leather/PVC. Admit it, vampire fans are fetishistic and it is a all a semi-sublimated erotic experence.]

stupid me

this atcually happened to me a few days ago

i love this game, this is the third time i'm playing it with a different character and my friends complain about it because i have no life and they also want to borrow it but i won't let them

anyway

i was coming back from lunch and i was standing outside of my dorm kinda just staring at the door thinking and one of my friends comes up and he looks at me and then the door...

Him: Annie, what are you doing?
Me: huh? oh i'm thinking
Him: really? about what?
Me: well I wanna go back in my dorm but i'm to impaitient to wait for it to load...
Him: ...
Me: ...

yes that is definetly a sure sign i need to stop playing this game, but i can't helpppp it

[QUOTE=Darkstone]Really happened to me: People talking about the Middle East look at you funny when you say "Those damn Virginians!"[/QUOTE]

That is brilliant as I have done that as well. The first time I heard that on the radio broadcast, I had a double take until I realized what Deb was saying. It's still funny to me now, after the twelfth time I have played.