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Ah, found them. Alas, I'm not on drugs.
*flushes them through the toilet.*

[QUOTE=C Elegans]Hm, it's already 10 pm here, you will have to excuse me for a couple of hours, I have some work I must do...[/QUOTE]
Actually, it looks like you posted at 10:12PM. Keeping their patients waiting is typical of American doctors, too. In your case, it must be a way to get your patients all worked up in anticipation.

[QUOTE=C Elegans]Thanks for filling out the form. Now I will see what we have...*search database*...ah, here is a blonde and very curvy lic psychologist, 180 cm, she likes chocolate too and she usually wears skirts. I will make sure she collects plenty of observation data.

The large rooms with jacuzzi, bar and other luxury facilites are only for the staff, but there is a bed, a chair, a table, a nightstand and a closet in your cellar room. There are also metal handcuffs attached to the wall. Everything you do in the room will be documented on film by hidden cameras. Do not worry about this, this data is collected merely for scientific purpose and will not be used for anything else without your written consent.
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Ok, ok, so now watch a master do its work. Eh, I mean, I'll be playing in the jacuzzi

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]AAAAAAW aint that cute? *hug* [/QUOTE]
Ah, Luis, you would sell your whole family for a hug

[QUOTE=C Elegans]Hm, it's already 10 pm here, you will have to excuse me for a couple of hours, I have some work I must do...[/QUOTE]
Yeah, feel free to go, we'll talk the the owner of the clinic while you're away

[QUOTE=VonDondu]Actually, it looks like you posted at 10:12PM. Keeping their patients waiting is typical of American doctors, too. In your case, it must be a way to get your patients all worked up in anticipation.[/QUOTE]

I'm always late...even to fun things

Swedish doctors are always late too, but that's mostly due to the system our lovely politicans implemented in the 1990's, which gives the doctor 15 minutes /patient, including writing the records. If you don't fill your "quota" of patients, you will be counted as loss in the budget, and your clinic will be forced to save money next budget year. This is why physician is one of the top three most overworked and stress-disease ridden professional group in Sweden.

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I hope the owner offered all help he could while I was away...he might have been busy working in his room all night with the door locked, actually.

Ok i need help in making sure i am not a pervert and a very very religious person? How do i go about doing that? Or more importantly how can i become a bigger pervert and display an image of a religious conservative?

[QUOTE=CM]Ok i need help in making sure i am not a pervert and a very very religious person? How do i go about doing that? Or more importantly how can i become a bigger pervert and display an image of a religious conservative?[/QUOTE]

I know a pakistan poster that...

Aw, its you.

[QUOTE=CM]Ok i need help in making sure i am not a pervert and a very very religious person? How do i go about doing that? Or more importantly how can i become a bigger pervert and display an image of a religious conservative?[/QUOTE]

*coughs and chokes back comments* Your trying to get me into trouble aren't you?!

[QUOTE=Magrus]*coughs and chokes back comments* Your trying to get me into trouble aren't you?! [/QUOTE]

What if i am?

Luis that was so...hmm...lame

[QUOTE=CM]What if i am?

Luis that was so...hmm...lame [/QUOTE]

Twas not twas not I'll tell miss C Elegans, and she'll send you to the 120 kilos nurse.

[QUOTE=CM]What if i am?

Luis that was so...hmm...lame [/QUOTE]

The first comment which came to mind would get me banned AND sued, the second just banned, the third, become a politician.

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Twas not twas not I'll tell miss C Elegans, and she'll send you to the 120 kilos nurse. [/QUOTE]

Any nurse you send to abuse me would have to get through WR first. So i am not afraid at all

Magrus tsk tsk such a limited scope of thought. Think like a diplomat

[QUOTE=CM]Any nurse you send to abuse me would have to get through WR first. So i am not afraid at all

Magrus tsk tsk such a limited scope of thought. Think like a diplomat [/QUOTE]

Aren't diplomat's just traveling political emissaries though?

I love the word diplomat, make's me think of a high class laundromat.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Aren't diplomat's just traveling political emissaries though?

I love the word diplomat, make's me think of a high class laundromat. [/QUOTE]

Like i said such limited capacity. A diplomat would use someone elses words against themselves.

You love diplomats who are high class laundromats so does that mean you have a third sexuality and prefer banging square electronic machines. I wonder where you "plug in"

[QUOTE=CM]
You love diplomats who are high class laundromats so does that mean you have a third sexuality and prefer banging square electronic machines. I wonder where you "plug in" [/QUOTE]


I'll end banned if I answered that

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]I'll end banned if I answered that [/QUOTE]

Tsk tsk i may have you start giving you lessons in being ambigious. The questions is:

Where do you plug it in - Your responses as a diplomat can be as follows:

1. Where do you think?
2. In the socket of course.
3. Well depending on my needs and desires there are different sockets
4. I will have to get back to you on that as i have to confirm with my capital (in this case read girlfriend or wife)

See answered and you know exactly what you are talking about but the other one has to assume stuff which you can of course deny later on

[QUOTE=Conversation][QUOTE=Luis Antonio]I'll end banned if I answered that [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=CM]Tsk tsk i may have you start giving you lessons in being ambigious. The questions is:

Where do you plug it in - Your responses as a diplomat can be as follows:

1. Where do you think?
2. In the socket of course.
3. Well depending on my needs and desires there are different sockets
4. I will have to get back to you on that as i have to confirm with my capital (in this case read girlfriend or wife)

See answered and you know exactly what you are talking about but the other one has to assume stuff which you can of course deny later on [/QUOTE][/QUOTE]

Who are you to judge your answers are better than mine?

*heavy breathing* I am your father luke....err...Luis

[QUOTE=CM]*heavy breathing* I am your father luke....err...Luis [/QUOTE]

Bah! First, you're Fas. Then, you become a drow. After that, you're the Hafner, wielder of the Haftershave. Now you are my father?

Bah! A thousand times bah!