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[QUOTE=Tower_Master]Wait, has DW gone soft on us?[/QUOTE]

It has nothing to do with being soft or hard, it's all about attempting diversity through the travels of life

[QUOTE=dragon wench]It has nothing to do with being soft or hard, it's all about attempting diversity through the travels of life [/QUOTE]

Funny, a drunk gentleman in San Francisco once tried to pick me up in a bar with that line, I think...

[QUOTE=dragon wench]It has nothing to do with being soft or hard, it's all about attempting diversity through the travels of life [/QUOTE]

Can I quote this to show to potential future partners just in case I've had way too much to drink before taking them home?

[QUOTE=Tower_Master]Funny, a drunk gentleman in San Francisco once tried to pick me up in a bar with that line, I think...[/QUOTE]

ROFL! You suddenly sound paranoid

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Can I quote this to show to potential future partners just in case I've had way too much to drink before taking them home?[/QUOTE]
:laugh: ...yes....I wish I could of told that to a few ladies...when the Jack Daniels kicked in...and my appendage...kick out

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Can I quote this to show to potential future partners just in case I've had way too much to drink before taking them home?[/QUOTE]

Why not, it could save you from multiple kinds of trouble

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Can I quote this to show to potential future partners just in case I've had way too much to drink before taking them home?[/QUOTE]

Well, BS, if you get them home, does it really matter at that point?

I'm sure he was a nice bloke, DW, but soft or hard, I'm okay not having THAT much diversity!

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Can I quote this to show to potential future partners just in case I've had way too much to drink before taking them home?[/QUOTE]

From my experience, using another woman as an excuse for not being able to please a lady does not help in any way, shape or form.

[QUOTE=Tower_Master]

I'm sure he was a nice bloke, DW, but soft or hard, I'm okay not having THAT much diversity![/QUOTE]

This reminds me of a line in a movie I saw called "Better than Chocolate."

I can't remember it exactly, but a bisexual character says something like:

"Hard nuts, soft centres... I like all the chocolates in the box!" :laugh:

[QUOTE=Tower_Master]Well, BS, if you get them home, does it really matter at that point?

I'm sure he was a nice bloke, DW, but soft or hard, I'm okay not having THAT much diversity![/QUOTE]

When I get them home is precisly when it matters the most

@Mag.....It's not like it could get me in any more trouble than I've been in before anyway

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]When I get them home is precisly when it matters the most

@Mag.....It's not like it could get me in any more trouble than I've been in before anyway[/QUOTE]

:laugh: The line "But 'insert female name here' let me do that!" doesn't go over well.

[QUOTE=Magrus]:laugh: The line "But 'insert female name here' let me do that!" doesn't go over well. [/QUOTE]

true enough for the most part, but if i get to the point where I have to pull that line out, then it's obvios the lady ain;t into what I want and I just need to boot her as quick as possible. So, the line works rather well in either instance

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]true enough for the most part, but if i get to the point where I have to pull that line out, then it's obvios the lady ain;t into what I want and I just need to boot her as quick as possible. So, the line works rather well in either instance [/QUOTE]

:laugh: Ain't that the truth! If you aren't getting what you want, whats the point of going through all that huffing, puffing and sweating in the first place?

[QUOTE=Magrus]:laugh: Ain't that the truth! If you aren't getting what you want, whats the point of going through all that huffing, puffing and sweating in the first place?[/QUOTE]
so you have a line standing out side your door...with a "take a number thing"...and then yelling "Next".....damn...why did I think of this

[QUOTE=slade]so you have a line standing out side your door...with a "take a number thing"...and then yelling "Next".....damn...why did I think of this [/QUOTE]

:laugh: The would work fairly well actually. All things considered, it has been mentioned by multiple ex's that they need someone to tag out with when playing with me.

[QUOTE=dragon wench]This reminds me of a line in a movie I saw called "Better than Chocolate."

I can't remember it exactly, but a bisexual character says something like:

"Hard nuts, soft centres... I like all the chocolates in the box!" :laugh:[/QUOTE]

Well, like Forest said, I guess you never do know what you're going to get (if you drink too much)...

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]When I get them home is precisly when it matters the most [/QUOTE]

Why does that remind of some Charmin' toilet paper commercial, "less is more"?

edited for incriminating evidence

[QUOTE=Magrus]:laugh: The would work fairly well actually. All things considered, it has been mentioned by multiple ex's that they need someone to tag out with when playing with me.[/QUOTE]
ooo....I had that once...it was fun:mischief: ...I miss school ....
"on this corner...we have the hot pumping non stoping drunk bastard...Mag..." ...." and on this corner we have...6 voluptious women waiting to see if they can take on this goliath of a man.......will they succeed ...or will they break down and lose...and make him a sandwich"....."only time will tell":laugh:

[QUOTE=Tower_Master]Well, like Forest said, I guess you never do know what you're going to get (if you drink too much)...



Why does that remind of some Charmin' toilet paper commercial, "less is more"?[/QUOTE]


Don't sqeeze the Charmin? I can see parralels between toilet paper and sex now that you mention it. Sqeezing in either case can be hazerdous until you take it home and unwrap it.

[QUOTE=slade]ooo....I had that once...it was fun:mischief: ...I miss school ....
"on this corner...we have the hot pumping non stoping drunk bastard...Mag..." ...." and on this corner we have...6 voluptious women waiting to see if they can take on this goliath of a man.......will they succeed ...or will they break down and lose...and make him a snadwich"....."only time will tell":laugh: [/QUOTE]

Really, not kidding. I totally sympathise with many women. It is damned frustrating having a partner who can't last long enough to please you. On both parts, there were serious discussions which happened between myself and old girlfriends.

The sandwich thing is a good idea though. I am starving afterwards! Should make them before hand! Be prepared, make a sandwhich!