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"I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of rights." --Desmond Tutu, Bishop of Johannesburg

Bumperstickers

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I love cats ... they taste just like chicken

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather: Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car ...

Montana -- At least our cows are sane!

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Don't blame me, I'm from Uranus.

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.

Wink, I'll do the rest!

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

When there's a will, I want to be in it!

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!

Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal !

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He/She who laughs last thinks slowest

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

i souport publik edekasion

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.

I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

"I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the father except through me."

"Before Abraham was born, I am!"

"Broad is the road and wide is the gate that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But narrow is the road and small is the gate that leads to life, and only a few find it."

"If a man looks at a woman lustfully, he has already committed adultery with her in his heart."

"Out of the overflow of the heart a man speaks"


Jesus of Nazareth


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LMAO

Originally posted by Unknown:
<STRONG>@Unknown, as much as I respect you, please keep fiction out of a serious thread like this. We have facts to discuss--not garbage from works of inferior fantasy writers. Thanks.</STRONG>

Oh-ho. You liked that one, huh?

Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Oh-ho. You liked that one, huh? </STRONG>

I'm just glad I wasn't drinking anything when I first read it I would have choked

Originally posted by KidD01:
<STRONG>Bumperstickers
<snip></STRONG>

*ROFL* - These are good, very good

"a woman is like a refridgerator, they're about 6 feet tall, weigh 3oo pounds, make ice..."

-homer simpson

"I filled out an application that said, 'In Case Of Emergency Notify'.
I wrote 'Doctor'... What's my mother going to do?" - Steven Wright

"i don't want to join any club that accepts me as a member" - Groucho Marx

"Like teardrops in the rain" Roy Batty - Blade Runner

"Jack of all trades master of none" Weasel

I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lives next door complained.
-Steven Wright

If i am me, and you are you, what happens when i think i am you and you think you are me, or do you then become them. Or maybe you really are them and i am no longer me and you have mutated into me. - Have a guess

"i feel so cold all Hookers and Gin, This mess were in"

"The thing under my bed waiting to grab my ankle isn't real. I know that, and I also know that if I'm careful to keep my foot under the covers, it will never be able to grab my ankle."
-Stephen King

"Cr*p! thats a fast monkey" Gruntboy

"Pornbanshee - make your girlfriend scream!" Le Grunt

"I have explained my feelings about that before and it does not matter. If men (or should that be boys) feel like they have to acheive some connection with a woman over the internet then that is fine" -

"I claim the right to contradict myself. I don't want to deprive myself of the
right to talk nonsense, and I ask humbly to be allowed to be wrong sometimes."
-- Federico Fellni

Liberty the name that falls from my lips and splashes on my shoes like sad beats of rain,
penertrating the soil and making ready the harvest of our love,
but me, I've got a bug to squash!

Go look at page Goody (page 11) page 33 there are some classics.

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope."
-Theodor Geisel, aka. Dr Seuss

"I think this topic is getting a little bit out of hand..." On page 5 of goody LOL

"Mysticism is the basis of all true science and the person who can no longer stand rapt in awe is as good as dead."
-Albert Einstein

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"Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them." -Adlai Stevenson, Democratic nominee to the Presidency, 1952 & 1956

"When I was a small boy, my father told me never to recommend a church or a woman to anyone. And I have found it wise never to recommend a restaurant either. Something always goes wrong with the cheese souffle." -Edmund G Love

"Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork and picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art." -Tom Stoppard

"Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed." -Jonathan Swift

"Experience is a good school but the fees are high." -Heinrich Heine

"In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments--there are consequences." -Robert Ingersoll

"Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be." -Thomas a Kempis

"I would be loth to speak ill of any person who I do not know deserves it, but I am afraid--he is an attorney." -Samuel Johnson