Poken the Pig Prison

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon May 14, 2001 10:42 am

One queen size bed??? There is suppose to be two king size beds in there.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon May 14, 2001 10:54 am

@DP: Apparently, someone came in after Chrissy moved in and changed them to ONE bed for two of us.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon May 14, 2001 10:55 am

Minerva, send all your complantes to Fable, he's the Governor.
Doc. Waverly probably did it.

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Mon May 14, 2001 10:57 am

Originally posted by Minerva:
@DP: Apparently, someone came in after Chrissy moved in and changed them to ONE bed for two of us.

Are you honestly suprised? No wonder there's been so many posts in this thread!

Stoner Cold · Post by **Stoner Cold** » Mon May 14, 2001 11:04 am

uh, doc. i think my pills were bad.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon May 14, 2001 11:05 am

@vixen: No, I am not really surprised. I think I'll leave here to have a good night sleep...

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Mon May 14, 2001 11:06 am

Originally posted by Minerva:
@vixen: No, I am not really surprised. I think I'll leave here to have a good night sleep...

Good luck. I hope there's no wild Cantonese parties tonight.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon May 14, 2001 11:06 am

Hmm Minerva, someone must've rearranged the furniture while I was taking care of the shower lurker

I would also note the video cam in the corner

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon May 14, 2001 11:10 am

@vixen: No, no more party tonight.

@T'lainya: I suspect there're more than two to rearrange furnitures so quickly...

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon May 14, 2001 11:13 am

Waverly and his lackeys.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon May 14, 2001 11:15 am

True Minerva..I think someones sentence is going to be longer

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon May 14, 2001 11:31 am

*Doc shows up with a patch on one eye*

So this is what they mean when they say the inmates are running the asylum? DP, have Vehemence bunk with Grunt. That should set him straight.

*pushes electro-punish patient #7:Lainy button repeatedly until he get finger cramps*

Now Minerva, I understand you have a complaint... *finger hovers over consul*

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon May 14, 2001 11:38 am

Hmm Too many martinis at breakfast Doc?

I'm a guard..not a prisoner

BTW..I rewired the videocam in Minervas room..you should have a *shocking* experience when you try to turn it on

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon May 14, 2001 11:40 am

Alright, who keeps putting jello in the hottub???

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon May 14, 2001 11:47 am

*doc thinks... yes, that makes sense. I do remember seeing some overly hairy creature on the video camera in the gaurd's changing room. I assumed it was another martini soaked olive induced hallucination...

*

I think we need to introduce Minerva and Chrissy to some sort of couple's therapy. DP put a hot tub and and a king size bed in their room (they are together, correct?) and fix that video equipment ASAP.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon May 14, 2001 11:47 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
Now Minerva, I understand you have a complaint... *finger hovers over consul*

Why do I have to share my bed with Chrissy?

And why there's a hole in my bathroom and someone watching? Oh, it's you!

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Mon May 14, 2001 11:50 am

*Get's a stick and starts poking hole*

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon May 14, 2001 11:51 am

I plastered the hole in the shower over for you Minerva

The rest you'll have to take up with Dr.Demen I mean Waverly

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon May 14, 2001 11:52 am

Ok Doc.
Darkpoet heads to the surplus room, to get the items that the Doc. told him to get. Walking down the hallway, he was met by T'lainya and Vixen. Who promply took him to another room, to polish their boots. T'lainya, looking at him and shaking her nightstick.

"You shine all the boots tonight, and you won't get a beating."

Darkpoet just smiled.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon May 14, 2001 11:52 am

Originally posted by Minerva:
Why do I have to share my bed with Chrissy?

And why there's a hole in my bathroom and someone watching? Oh, it's you!

I am responsible for the hole in your shower.. if you also have one in near the WC, I would blame DP as that is not really my idea of fun

I thought you liked Chrissy. You two look cute together... Don't you like the nightgowns I left out for you