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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:19 pm
by Bloodstalker
[QUOTE=Ravager]*attaches explosives to Santa's sack* :devil:[/QUOTE]
Wanting to see Santa's nether regions explode? There's no shame in it, I hear the Santa fantasy is quite common. So long as you keep your hand to youself, as rumor has it you always do anyway, we'll all be fine.
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:20 pm
by Magrus
:laugh: Nice recovery Santa!
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:20 pm
by Ravager
You've been hearing rumours about me? Heh...that's kinda disturbing...
Who's been spreading rumours?
Actually, I was going for the more powerful explosives. You know, the type that blow up people rather than just parts of them. *nods*
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:24 pm
by Bloodstalker
Silly little man. Santa knows all. How else could I keep up with that damnable naughty and nice list?
Blowing Santa eh? Please amend my statement about your hands earlier to include the rest of you as well.
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:29 pm
by Athena
Yeah, hands off the package!
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:30 pm
by ch85us2001
I believe I will loathe this conversation for all eternity.
:speech:
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:33 pm
by Athena
For history's sake; Rav tried to blow BS's precious gems...
What was I thinking starting a starsearch at a nude beach house?:speech:
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:34 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Silly little man. Santa knows all. How else could I keep up with that damnable naughty and nice list?[/QUOTE]
Then why don't the naughty people ever just get a lump of coal?
I think your list is outdated.....
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Blowing Santa eh? Please amend my statement about your hands earlier to include the rest of you as well.[/QUOTE]
No, not blowing you. Blowing you UP, as in watching you explode. Please don't forget the key word.
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:37 pm
by ch85us2001
[QUOTE=Athena]For history's sake; Rav tried to blow BS's precious gems...
[/QUOTE]
*shakes head* The innocent falleth . . .
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:40 pm
by Ravager
Nope, those of the twisted mind continueth to pervert the labours of the cleansed mind.
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:40 pm
by Bloodstalker
[QUOTE=Ravager]Then why don't the naughty people ever just get a lump of coal?
I think your list is outdated.....
No, not blowing you. Blowing you UP, as in watching you explode. Please don't forget the key word.
[/QUOTE]
Because not all naughty is bad. Some of it deserves reward. Besides, coal is way too much trouble to mine with all the safety regulations the government instituted after the last dozen tunnel collapses.
So, let me get this straight...in conversation about Santa's nether regions, you latch onto "up" as the key word?
@Athena....thank you for the defense. Santa may make you Guardian Protector of the Sacred Sack. Shoulder the weight of respnsibility well should you accept.
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:42 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]So, let me get this straight...in conversation about Santa's nether regions, you latch onto "up" as the key word?
[/QUOTE]
Bah! Point to you.
How about I use a sniper rifle?
No touching of you involved!
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:44 pm
by Magrus
*sets sniper rifle on the ground next to Ravy*
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:45 pm
by Bloodstalker
[QUOTE=Ravager]Bah! Point to you.
How about I use a sniper rifle?
No touching of you involved![/QUOTE]
No, you just want to point your gun at me.
Why this hostility towards Santa? Repressing emotions perhaps?
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:45 pm
by ch85us2001
*holds CSL to ravs throat*
I stand with BS.
He could take you anyway . . .
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:47 pm
by Athena
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]
@Athena....thank you for the defense. Santa may make you Guardian Protector of the Sacred Sack. Shoulder the weight of respnsibility well should you accept.
[/QUOTE]
*genuflects* Is this promotion?
*accepts proudly* I am honoured. But I didn't write a speech, as I was not expecting this reward. Thank you so much, and may I live up to the alias.
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:48 pm
by Ravager
Didn't I turn you and/or your CSL to stone, Chu? Meh. *turns him to stone and smashes him to pieces*
Why, thank you Mag!
*looks at rifle* What did you do to it?
@BS, yeah, I have to win! :laugh:
And it's a literal gun, rather than a metaphorical or figurative one and is no extension of me.
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:50 pm
by ch85us2001
I AM A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU CAN NOT DESTROY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*reassembles*
BAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
*swings CSL at rav*
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:52 pm
by Bloodstalker
[QUOTE=ch85us2001]*holds CSL to ravs throat*
I stand with BS.
He could take you anyway . . . [/QUOTE]
Santa fears (greatly) that that is exactly his plan
@Athena. This pleases Santa greatly. I'm not sure about the promotion thing, cause I don;t know who's on the payroll anyway, but see to your duties well, and we might be able to work in a bonus.
Now, dispose of Rav why don;t you
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:53 pm
by ch85us2001
SANTA WILL NOT BE MADE A MOCKERY OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*slices ravs arm off neatly*