Welcome, friends to the beach party! In honor of the splendid season of summer and all things jolly, I am your Hoochie Hostess! Complimentary towels, and rum in a coconut I can provide you with, as well as endless books of information. By all means, make yourself comfortable.
For those of you that get heatstroke, there is the Cabana equipped with full bar and air conditioning. Enjoy the picnic tables and the barbeque food, and don't forget the booze!
I'd like to introduce some of my peepz, if y'all don't know them already:
Capitan Mo, the Loco Cabana Man! He is here to spam anyone that is in need of his assistance, and so he can get a good laugh, all while sipping cherry vodka, scoping out wahines.(Mag
Santa Stalker, watch out; he's the crafty Kringle
The Esquire of Spam, Technical Advisor, Rav. He will make spam work when no one else does.
Professor Lovejoy aka Kinky Science Guy; when all else fails, head for the Hill. (
Icarus; Pyrotechnician/rocketeer, 'nuff said.
As always, there is no lifeguard on duty as I have not hired one yet. Fend for yourselves!
Insert poker table, roulette wheel and slot machines here.
We will be having an end of the year par-tay starting December 26 (Happy Boxing Day) and ending January 5. Bring on the new year! The last one wore me out. Please check out this site to further enjoy your stay. http://www.thisisthelife.com/en/new-yea ... -beach.htm
Some guidelines you might concider;
•Drop all bad attitudes off in the lava pits on your ways in
[QUOTE=Chanak]The ground rules are there for those who need reminding. To post in this thread, a person is required to exercise better judgment - don't post when hot under the collar, highly offended, bent out of shape, etc. Do the equivalent of "walking away and cooling off". If personal differences exist, don't use this thread to air them out (use PMs instead). I don't think it's asking very much at all.
•Drink responsibly
•Clothing is optional beyond this point
•Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse.
I appreciate you stopping by, yours truly,
[INDENT]the Hoochie Hostess
Guardian Protector of the Sacred Sack
Work Hard Play Hard Sleep Somewhere
Jah![/INDENT]
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]What new board? Where is this virgin territory?[/QUOTE]