The search for spam......

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Tue May 15, 2001 3:00 pm

Act 1. Scene 1.

It was a dark and rainy night, when suddenly everyone heard a voice cry out...

"I have lost my spam......

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Tue May 15, 2001 3:05 pm

Everyone listening shivered..How could this be?

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue May 15, 2001 3:09 pm

I am Weasel and my spam was stolen by...

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Tue May 15, 2001 3:14 pm

the spam monster.

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Tue May 15, 2001 3:16 pm

a foul creature bent on the capturing of spam,
weasel wandered in a local tavern to seek help......

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KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue May 15, 2001 4:13 pm

Weasel walks like a drunk person, his clothes were torn apart more over his eyes searching wildly. Another seconds later an eerie scream comes out his dry mouth.........

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue May 15, 2001 6:42 pm

I’VE GOT THE ICE IN ME!!! AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!! GOD IS CRUSHING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anatres · Post by **Anatres** » Tue May 15, 2001 7:56 pm

Excuse me. But could I have some eggs with that spam? Oh, and some eggs too.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue May 15, 2001 8:00 pm

Weasel then abruptly passes out, collapsing on a table and spilling beer all over Flagg, ruining his flirting with the women gathered around tavern...

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Wed May 16, 2001 5:41 pm

and having the women chasing Flagg out.

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Wed May 16, 2001 5:46 pm

weasel staggers over to a group of spammers and pleads "........

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed May 16, 2001 6:32 pm

“You must help me recover my spam from the Spam Monster!”

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Wed May 16, 2001 6:40 pm

But alas the spammers refused to help...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu May 17, 2001 6:26 am

...except for one. A mysterious spammer in the shadows in the corner. He threw back his hood melodramatically. It was....

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu May 17, 2001 7:09 am

The Pope!!!

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Thu May 17, 2001 7:09 am

......Slyweasel,the long lost twin of Weasel

........

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Thu May 17, 2001 3:49 pm

It was cheesemage,
auctally it was Buck Satan

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu May 17, 2001 7:44 pm

In actuality, it was in fact the shaping changing Spam Monster himself, torturing Weasel and messing with his mind. Seeing his anguished look, the Spam Monster said to Weasel...

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Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri May 18, 2001 4:50 am

Do not dispair for i will teach you the arts once again

(if only my connection was up and i had less work to do

)

Edwin · Post by **Edwin** » Fri May 18, 2001 5:44 am

Originally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>In actuality, it was in fact the shaping changing Spam Monster himself, torturing Weasel and messing with his mind. Seeing his anguished look, the Spam Monster said to Weasel...

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"Weasel, Master of Spamming, i have stolen your incredibly powerful ability.....Now you need a group of fools could venture to take it back!!!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!"

But all of a sudden, from out of nowhere, the mighty Edwin came out. "I seek venture.....finally i found a meaning to all my questions, and i know what's good!!!! I want to take back Weasel spamming ability....I know it's a difficult task, but I'm sure i'll find some proud companions....."